Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:36 pm)

This thread is for celebrating the glorious chat.
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Jason · (Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:37 pm)

2011:

(5:27:37 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: There doesn't seem to be a place to download Behind the Music.
(5:27:41 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Viacom must be destroyed.
(5:32:25 PM) Feuilly: I don't know what that is.
(5:35:05 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: A documentary show.
(5:35:08 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: About...music...
(5:35:20 PM) Feuilly: Sounds lame.
(5:35:56 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Don't you remember the Behind the Laughter episode of The Simpsons.
(5:36:04 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: That was a parody of this show!
(5:36:08 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Also, question mark.
(5:37:43 PM) Psaturn: it's usually just a retelling of how many drugs whatever rock star was taking when he was famous.
(5:38:38 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: The only ones available are about Ratt or The New Kids on the Block.
(5:38:49 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Which is going to make Theldorrin's opinion do a 180.
(5:38:57 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Because I know how much he loves Ratt.
(5:38:59 PM) Feuilly: I don't know who Ratt is.
(5:39:04 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: You do.
(5:39:07 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: And you love them.
(5:39:13 PM) Psaturn: And I don't give a ratt's ass!
(5:39:25 PM) Feuilly: I love the New Kids on the Block, though.
(5:39:43 PM) Feuilly: They were really popular when I was in some grade.
(5:40:28 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: ...
(5:40:34 PM) Feuilly: Do all of their song titles have parentheticals?
(5:40:43 PM) Feuilly: Whoa
(5:40:47 PM) Feuilly: Marky Mark was in the New kids?
(5:42:27 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Yeah, great.
(5:43:04 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Anyway, I watched that Doors documentary and now I've got music documentary fever!!!!
(5:44:07 PM) Feuilly: Yeah! I remember this song. I guess I have heard a New Kids on the Block song.
(5:44:44 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: So far I've learned that Bob Marley was a lunatic.
(5:45:24 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Or more specifically Rastafarians.
(5:45:27 PM) Feuilly: Isn't he hated on whatever island he came from?
(5:45:51 PM) Psaturn: this island earth
(5:46:05 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Rastafarians are.
(5:46:14 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Because they're lunatics.
(5:46:39 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: They're the Mormons of Jamaica!
(5:47:24 PM) AariciaVanAwesome: Except with more marijuana.
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Jason · (Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:41 pm)

2012:

(7:07:00 PM) Jason: Mitt Romney won the primary tonight and people are saying it's because of women.
(7:07:05 PM) Jason: Women love Romney and hate Gingrich.
(7:07:11 PM) Fandral: Did he marry them all?
(7:07:19 PM) Fandral: All the women in whatever state he won?
(7:07:30 PM) aldp: Romney spent five times as much money as Gingrich
(7:07:42 PM) Jason: I hardly think that's significant.
(7:07:57 PM) Fandral: I think my explanation makes the most sense.
(7:08:00 PM) aldp: It's pretty significant
(7:09:03 PM) Fandral: Mitt Romney is more handsome than Gingrich.
(7:09:14 PM) Fandral: He'd probably win the swimsuit competition.
(7:09:22 PM) Fandral: And you know that's the most important element of the primary.
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Jason · (Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:41 pm)

2013 (thanks Trevor):

02.02.2013 21:57:44 <TL> There is a movie on Netflix titled "A Talking Cat!?!"
02.02.2013 21:59:10 <aldp> You should watch it
02.02.2013 21:59:52 <TL> I don't like cats.
02.02.2013 22:00:07 <TL> Also, they don't seem to know for sure if the cat can talk.
02.02.2013 22:00:07 <aldp> You've never seen one talk before
02.02.2013 22:00:23 <aldp> That's the essence of drama you moron
02.02.2013 22:00:39 <TL> What if the cat doesn't talk?
02.02.2013 22:00:59 <TL> That'll be a wasted 85 minutes of my life.
02.02.2013 22:05:42 <aldp> 420
02.02.2013 22:06:00 <Jason> i420
02.02.2013 22:07:56 <TL> 420
02.02.2013 22:13:14 <tsj2> you should just get really high, then watch it
02.02.2013 22:22:50 <aldp> You should get really high before doing anything
02.02.2013 22:26:17 <TL> Yes.
02.02.2013 22:27:04 <aldp> Apollo 13 was the only Apollo mission where they didn't bake the ship
02.02.2013 22:27:33 <aldp> And the control center bugged out because they WERE high
02.02.2013 22:29:17 <aldp> And they had to deal with a bunch of grumpy hung up astronauts
02.02.2013 22:39:04 <TL> Astronauts are always so high-strung when they're not chiefin' fat sacks of chronic.
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SuperPsaturn · (Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:14 pm)

Are there any more where I participate a lot? It's always fascinating to look back at things I said and try to wonder what state of mind I was in and how much my current thinking has or hasn't changed since then. Plus I'm a huge fag for early me.

Jason · (Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:39 pm)

You'll have to keep tuning in!
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Fagzilla · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:24 am)

The problem with this thread is going to be Jason's taste in humor.

These excerpts, for example. I'm sure just before or after at least two of these, Big Fagot said something tremendous that fell on Jason's tin ears.

Jason · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:09 am)

I've got a better eye for Peter's jokes than you do.
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SuperPsaturn · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:43 pm)

Sometimes I wonder if I should feel bad for finding Peter funny and likeable just because Chris also does.

Jason · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:57 pm)

2011:

(10:39:55 AM) TL: John is one of those guys who calls his pets his kids.
(10:40:49 AM) aldp: A megaretard?
(10:48:59 AM) TL: John, I didn't call you a megaretard, that was all ALDP.
(10:49:36 AM) aldp: That's like saying "I didn't score a basket, I just passed it to Shaq while he was right next to the basketball net"
(10:50:43 AM) TL: How dare you compare yourself to Shaq.
(10:50:58 AM) aldp is now known as Shaq
(10:51:47 AM) Porkahontas: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090728174214AAYFwd1
(10:53:47 AM) Shaq: I've got a sense of humor
(10:53:53 AM) Shaq: The last time I checked that wasn't a crime
(10:54:37 AM) Shaq: Porkahontas, I don't know what you look like but I've got a feeling if you went out on the ball court with me for a little shooting, I would soundly defeat you
(10:55:04 AM) Shaq: Maybe you would have some lackeys along, who cheered moronically for you until the game began
(10:55:20 AM) Shaq: And as soon as they saw my moves they would clap for me
(10:55:27 AM) Porkahontas: http://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/f/f8/Vegito_SuperSaiyanBuff.jpg
(10:55:32 AM) Porkahontas: That's what I look like IRL
(10:55:50 AM) Shaq: You look like a fool
(10:55:57 AM) Shaq: I bet you play 'ball like one too
(10:56:12 AM) Shaq: Do you know what the number one Shaq rule is?
(10:56:17 AM) Shaq: Shaq never loses
(10:56:45 AM) Shaq: The number two rule is that Shaq always gets what he wants
(10:56:50 AM) Shaq: And number three is Shaq always wins
(10:57:17 AM) Porkahontas: My only rule is that I have to break all the rules.
(10:57:21 AM) LeviSalzbergh: shaq how my ass taste
(10:57:34 AM) LeviSalzbergh: Too bad Shaq lost his rings to Ben Roethlisberger in Shaq Vs.
(10:57:42 AM) LeviSalzbergh: You lost your rings to a rapist...
(10:58:05 AM) Shaq: I will bury Ben Roethlisberger
(10:58:26 AM) Shaq: If you think the Shaq vs Ben Roethlisberger feud has ended, you are mistaken
(10:58:45 AM) Shaq: What you saw so far was just a basketball warmup to me
(10:59:10 AM) Shaq: When I'm in the game for real, he's gonna wish he never went vs me
(10:59:56 AM) Shaq: How do these numbers sound? 5 platinum records
(11:00:03 AM) Shaq: 15 basketball championships
(11:00:10 AM) Shaq: Lifetime MVP Award
(11:00:39 AM) Shaq: Voted Favorite Basketball player in 7 countries
(11:00:47 AM) Shaq: Favorite rapper in 5
(11:05:51 AM) Porkahontas: Where did you learn how to rap, Shaq?
(11:06:50 AM) Shaq: Where I grew up, you had to rap to stay alive
(11:07:55 AM) Shaq: My parents taught me some basic raps to get me started, but once I left the house there was nobody to protect me but myself
(11:08:21 AM) Shaq: And when I played basketball
(11:08:21 AM) Porkahontas: You have to rap to stay alive in Gaysylvania?
(11:08:29 AM) Shaq: I would rap to the beat of the basketball
(11:08:37 AM) Shaq: And I would make up raps about basketball
(11:10:33 AM) Shaq: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo
(11:10:45 AM) Shaq: Look at how admired I am
(11:11:40 AM) Shaq: Nobody dares laugh while this fool insults me
(11:13:09 AM) Porkahontas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5lOm8KDJw
(11:13:15 AM) Porkahontas: You're a powerful warrior
(11:14:09 AM) Shaq: This would be like watching this happen in real life if the graphics were better
(11:14:26 AM) Shaq: I guess Youtube doesn't have videos of my more recent video games
(11:15:53 AM) Shaq: Shaqquake, Personal Shaq, Shaq Trucks
(11:17:09 AM) Shaq: Shaq's Puzzle Qitchen
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Jason · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:01 pm)

2012:

(8:43:34 AM) Jason: I've got bumps on my scrotum.
(8:44:18 AM) Jason: Having health insurance would be all right for times like these, but I'll settle for finding a subreddit to post a picture of it and ask for advice.
(8:45:36 AM) TL: Maybe you should cut it off.
(8:54:38 AM) Jason: Tempting.
(8:54:56 AM) Jason: Can castrated men still orgasm?
(8:55:30 AM) aldp: I dunno
(8:55:35 AM) aldp: I think you would lose interest in that
(8:55:44 AM) Jason: That's also tempting.
(8:56:26 AM) Jason: I really wanted that when I was like thirteen.
(8:56:34 AM) Jason: I think I asked my father for salt peter.
(8:57:04 AM) aldp: You can buy saltpeter for yourself now
(8:57:36 AM) Jason: But I've learned to love paying attention to my dick now.
(9:03:57 AM) aldp: If you're not gonna use your nuts to procreate, they're nothing but a hindrance and a distraction from your training for battle
(9:07:13 AM) TL: ALDP is right.
(9:07:34 AM) Jason: They're also a vulnerability, in battle.
(9:08:04 AM) aldp: Achilles was invulnerable because he cut off his nuts
(9:08:53 AM) aldp: But he had a tiny extra nut growing on his heel that he didn't even know about
(9:13:42 AM) Jason: Retard
(9:13:54 AM) Jason: I know where all my balls are, at any moment.
(9:22:30 AM) TL: That's what your balls want you to think.
(9:29:37 AM) aldp: Are balls deceptive by nature?
(9:30:28 AM) TL: Yes.
(9:30:50 AM) TL: Even the most honest nut will tell a lie to protect itself.
(9:31:17 AM) TL: "Yes, we're all inside your ball sack."
(9:35:29 AM) aldp: What have they to gain?
(9:45:20 AM) TL: No one wants to die, not even balls.
(9:45:46 AM) aldp: Oh, you think they're lying to protect themselves from being severed
(9:46:24 AM) TL: Yeah, definitely.
(9:46:26 AM) TL: Wouldn't you?
(9:49:40 AM) aldp: I'm like Scarface, I even tell the truth when I lie
(9:49:47 AM) aldp: Just like his famous quote
(9:49:53 AM) aldp: "I even tell the truth when I lie"
(9:51:44 AM) TL: I don't know if you're telling the truth or lying.
(9:52:03 AM) aldp: Your mistake is in setting up that dichotomy
(9:52:13 AM) aldp: Just like Scarface said
(9:52:26 AM) TL: Dude.
(9:52:56 AM) TL: I need to know if you're telling the truth or lying to decide if you're also telling the truth.
(9:53:46 AM) aldp: I present exhibit A: Scarface (1983)
(9:55:37 AM) aldp: Antonio "Scarface" Montana: But what is truth? Is truth unchanging laws? We both have truths. Are mine the same as yours?
(9:56:01 AM) TL: The truth is objective, my friend.
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Jason · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:09 pm)

2013:

03.02.2013 18:05:16 <aldp> This episode of X Files is in Connecticut
03.02.2013 18:05:24 <aldp> It's in my county
03.02.2013 18:07:04 <TL> Maybe you're an alien, man.
03.02.2013 18:07:22 <aldp> Yeah, cuz I'm from Planet Cool
03.02.2013 18:17:30 <TL> More like Planet Fool.
03.02.2013 18:18:04 <aldp> That's a hateful, despicable joke
03.02.2013 18:27:26 <aldp> Just kidding I liked it :3
03.02.2013 18:27:52 *Psaturn zooms out from planet cool. the planet is made of weed and coke. zooms into planet fool. the planet is populated by ALDPs.
03.02.2013 19:32:38 <aldp> smoke de herb
03.02.2013 19:42:19 <Psaturn> yeah right like you don't start hacking like a bitch and have to go to the hospital when you try to take a hit.
03.02.2013 19:42:31 <aldp> That's right
03.02.2013 19:42:34 <aldp> I don't
03.02.2013 19:42:44 <Psaturn> and the doctor is like "somehow you OD'ed"
03.02.2013 19:42:51 <Psaturn> and all the nurses start giggling
03.02.2013 19:43:38 <Psaturn> and some guy brings you in balloons and you're all happy and appreciative until you see that they say "#1 Bitch"
03.02.2013 19:44:41 *aldp rolls his eyes
03.02.2013 19:45:42 <TL> Yeah, Psaturn, that only happened to him a couple times, man.
03.02.2013 19:48:22 <Psaturn> sorry bro. *smokes a 3 foot joint in like 12 seconds.*
03.02.2013 19:50:15 *aldp packs his lungs full of weed and jumps in a volcano
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SuperPsaturn · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:15 pm)

I didn't like my delivery in that one. Not a portfolio piece.

Jason · (Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:18 pm)

I'm sorry, man, I thought it was pretty good.
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Jason · (Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:51 pm)

2011:

(1:12:30 AM) ALDP: Oh my god
(1:12:33 AM) ALDP: Jon Allen
(1:12:37 AM) ALDP: Is horrible
(1:12:43 AM) ALDP: This is unbearable
(1:12:46 AM) ALDP: HOLY SHIT
(1:15:49 AM) ALDP: It's only 3:30 in
(1:16:58 AM) Jason: I am offended by him saying retarded.
(1:17:38 AM) ALDP: Clap if you got the bluetooths
(1:19:19 AM) ALDP: His Chris Rock impression is also a little unsettling
(1:19:20 AM) Jason: Jon Allen's act really cracks himself up.
(1:19:24 AM) Jason: Oh man!!
(1:19:27 AM) Jason: I CAN'T WAIT
(1:22:04 AM) ALDP: The end is excruciating
(1:29:02 AM) Jason: Holy shit.
(1:29:06 AM) Jason: That apple joke.
(1:30:18 AM) ALDP: It is unfathomable how many times that act seems to bottom out and then manages to get worse
(1:39:23 AM) Jason: Hahaha, clap if you got the bluetooths IS so good.
(1:40:13 AM) ALDP: Chris is right in describing the experience of that video as exquisite
(1:48:19 AM) Vinny: I imagine Jon Allen's parents were very supportive.
(1:48:25 AM) Jason: hehehe
(1:48:39 AM) ALDP: I dunno
(1:48:54 AM) Vinny: Not of that but in general for him to be so non-self critical.
(1:49:17 AM) ALDP: If he were at a party doing his impressions, he would definitely be told by a bunch of people that he is amazingly talented
(1:49:35 AM) ALDP: Although I guess he would probably be obnoxiously talking about his shitty VA job
(1:49:40 AM) ALDP: Constantly
(1:49:41 AM) Vinny: Yeah.
(1:49:57 AM) ALDP: So I guess forget the party hypothesis
(1:50:05 AM) Vinny: I bet like four to five years ago people were constantly introducing him to new people going "Hey, do Stewie!"
(1:50:17 AM) ALDP: But standup is just bad that way
(1:50:44 AM) ALDP: So much of it is such shit!
(1:50:59 AM) ALDP: Popular successful comedians!
(1:51:15 AM) Vinny: He needs to create something really shitty like he's done here but make it original.
(1:51:41 AM) Vinny: Jon Allen has the potential to be Jeff Dunham's show opener
(1:51:46 AM) ALDP: Haha yeah
(1:51:47 AM) Vinny: when he's waning in popularity, maybe.
(1:51:52 AM) ALDP: Jeff Dunham is so fucking bad
(1:53:15 AM) Vinny: He's really one of the worst comedians.
(1:54:41 AM) Vinny: I wonder if he felt he struck a comedic gold mine when he saw a skeleton doll in a ventriloquism shop and realized he could put a towel on its head.
(1:56:09 AM) ALDP: I'm gonna watch Jon Allen again
(1:56:25 AM) ALDP: Jon Allen thinks that people who do heroin hallucinate the cast of Family Guy criticizing them
(1:56:26 AM) Vinny: I guess I'd be slightly more impressed if I heard he made all those dolls from scratch but with that jalapeno pepper with the sombrero basically had to have instructions that explained the character you had to do with it.
(1:56:43 AM) Vinny: I haven't watched his stand up in months. It was really depressing last time.
(1:57:19 AM) Vinny: It felt like only his friends were there and still he was bombing.
(1:57:23 AM) ALDP: Haha I think I've only see the Ahmed act by Jeff Dunham but it didn't leave any doubt in my mind about the possibility of his other stuff being good
(2:01:30 AM) Jason: Jon Allen benefits so much from being attractive.
(2:01:47 AM) Jason: An unattractive person doing that set would be worse.
(2:01:53 AM) Vinny: I was just about to mention that.
(2:01:59 AM) Vinny: :swoon
(2:02:42 AM) ALDP: He really takes that too far and fucks it up
(2:03:04 AM) ALDP: By being like "Sure I look like a younger Tom Cruise, but he's a Scientologist!!"
(2:03:32 AM) ALDP: Yeah a big problem I have going into LA is people thinking I'm Tom Cruise
(2:05:46 AM) Vinny: This is so extremely unnatural stand-up.
(2:06:15 AM) Vinny: He's memorized his delivery and mannerisms regardless of the feedback he's getting from the crowd.
(2:06:20 AM) ALDP: Haha
(2:06:34 AM) Vinny: The India bit is so bad.
(2:06:49 AM) ALDP: Yeah, that's his joke to reach out to the nerds in the crowd
(2:07:08 AM) ALDP: "Hahaha, I'm a nerd and I hate Indians"
(2:08:19 AM) Vinny: I can't tell but I really hope the audience's barely mustered disgust with the Michael Jackson joke was entirely because it was a Michael Jackson joke.
(2:09:00 AM) ALDP: MY NERDS KNOW! RIGHT ON!
(2:09:15 AM) ALDP: 2 likes 2 dislikes
(2:09:21 AM) ALDP: I'm gonna give this 3 dislikes
(2:09:47 AM) Vinny: I love how his name is TheRealJonAllen.
(2:10:33 AM) Vinny: That was the next best thing to locking in JonAllen on youtube before he hits it big.
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Jason · (Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:57 pm)

2012:

(11:43:09 PM) Fandral: Oh, I want to learn about Liberia, too.
(11:43:10 PM) Fandral: Hmmm
(11:43:40 PM) Fandral: Liberia has some sort of special connection to the US that is super weird to me.
(11:43:56 PM) TL: Yeah, after the Civil War, a lot of ex-slaves moved to Liberia.
(11:44:12 PM) Fandral: But they were friendly before that, no?
(11:44:13 PM) TL: I think that actually went on into the early 20th century.
(11:44:17 PM) TL: I dunno.
(11:44:50 PM) TL: I can't really remember much without looking it up.
(11:44:58 PM) TL: As far as Liberia is concerned, anyway.
(11:45:00 PM) Fandral: Did Africa have domesticated horses?
(11:45:20 PM) Fandral: I mean sub-Saharan Africa.
(11:45:25 PM) Seru40: Liboria.
(11:45:28 PM) Seru40: Africa can suck.
(11:45:29 PM) aldp: Theldorrin, the African is a wild man that can control wild beasts
(11:45:36 PM) Seru40: Nobody wants to learn about that dumpy continent.
(11:45:43 PM) aldp: He rides elephants and tigers if he wants
(11:45:54 PM) aldp: I mean obviously they all do, but there's only so many to go around
(11:46:11 PM) Seru40: You're better off learning about Antarctica or something.
(11:46:21 PM) TL: Africa only sucks after Europe ruined it.
(11:46:34 PM) TL: Europe ruins everything.
(11:46:34 PM) Fandral: I should probably learn more about South America, but after learning about that fish that can swim up your pee and into your penis, I have never tried again.
(11:46:44 PM) aldp: Fuck South America
(11:46:55 PM) aldp: They're gonna be all popular and shit because of Brazil
(11:46:58 PM) TL: Yeah, South America is home to Nazis and Indians.
(11:46:59 PM) aldp: Acting like it's America
(11:47:00 PM) Seru40: It was pretty shitty before Europe showed up, buddy.
(11:47:06 PM) aldp: Thinking it's hot shit
(11:47:08 PM) TL: Nah, it was okay.
(11:47:08 PM) Fandral: South America is weird because it was colonized by like two countries and somehow ended up being a bajillion countries.
(11:47:44 PM) aldp: Europe wouldn't have fucked with Africa if it wasn't a cool place
(11:47:51 PM) TL: ALDP's right.
(11:48:02 PM) Fandral: They just wanted to get to India.
(11:48:12 PM) TL: Europe only fucks up places that are great.
(11:48:13 PM) Fandral: No one cared about anything except India for some reason.
(11:48:33 PM) aldp: It's because India has a lot of spice provinces and tea provinces
(11:48:37 PM) TL: They fucked up AMERICA, ASIA, AFRICA and AUSTRALIA.
(11:48:53 PM) TL: Then they act like they're the best just because they ruined everyone else.
(11:49:09 PM) Fandral: -_-
(11:50:24 PM) TL: My proud Native American ancestors were devastated by evil European diseases, weakened to the point that they couldn't defend their home from the white devils.
(11:51:03 PM) aldp: Hey, AMERICANS weakened those ancestors
(11:51:07 PM) aldp: Show some respect
(11:51:14 PM) Seru40: Everything I learned about African culture in my anthropology classes was the thing of nightmares.
(11:51:34 PM) Seru40: We had to watch a video of a ten-year-old kid being circumcised with a rock.
(11:51:40 PM) Seru40: THEY CRUSHED HIS DICK WITH A ROCK.
(11:51:41 PM) Fandral: :O
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Jason · (Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:06 pm)

2013:

04.02.2013 22:28:44 <Psaturn> You guys ever see commercials for the INSANITY workout program?
04.02.2013 22:29:29 <Psaturn> Where their biggest thing seems to be "this Insanity shirt ISN'T available in stores!!! You gotta EARN it!!!!!"
04.02.2013 22:29:58 <Psaturn> *a grey t-shirt with the word insanity on it in the most generic text in the world.*
04.02.2013 22:30:07 <aldp> I'm about to
04.02.2013 22:30:57 <aldp> These folks have insane bodies
04.02.2013 22:31:16 <Psaturn> That's what insanity does to ya, brother. If you can take. the. HEAT.
04.02.2013 22:31:22 <aldp> Picture a warehouse full of insane people working out
04.02.2013 22:31:28 <aldp> Pushing their huge bodies to the limit
04.02.2013 22:34:15 <aldp> This fuckin commercial didn't have no t-shirts
04.02.2013 22:34:19 <aldp> God DAMNIT
04.02.2013 22:34:29 <Psaturn> Huh?
04.02.2013 22:34:45 <Psaturn> That's weird...maybe it's just the half hour infomercial version that has those.
04.02.2013 22:34:58 <aldp> I just picked the shortest
04.02.2013 22:35:30 <Psaturn> They act like the t-shirts are these government guarded secret badges that will get you onto the alien spaceships when the rapture happens.
04.02.2013 22:35:45 <Psaturn> Obviously you won't be raptured because god will be too jelly of that sick bod.
04.02.2013 22:35:49 <aldp> Hahaha this one got started right away with the shirts
04.02.2013 22:36:14 <aldp> You have to commit to 60 days of INSANITY
04.02.2013 22:36:54 <aldp> All of these people seem like their job is working out in the background in workout DVDs
04.02.2013 22:37:15 <Psaturn> Hah yeah I know.
04.02.2013 22:37:56 <Psaturn> I guess to their CREDIT they never actually show any giant fat people who did insanity and are now adonises.
04.02.2013 22:38:25 <Psaturn> It's always guys who seem like they work out a lot but they just took a picture after getting out of bed or something.
04.02.2013 22:39:49 <aldp> I don't like how they show a Science Graph of how traditional interval training works and then just flip it over to show how his system works
04.02.2013 22:40:05 <aldp> Oh, so the secret is to do a mirror image of what they said you should do before???
04.02.2013 22:40:41 <aldp> Can't believe the people before got it so wrong
04.02.2013 22:41:29 <Psaturn> That's what those geniuses at Atkins figured out.
04.02.2013 22:45:10 <aldp> Hahaha all of the people talking in this infomercial have such ridiculous southern accents
04.02.2013 22:45:22 <aldp> ah know yew giddit, ah know yew dig deep
04.02.2013 22:46:12 <aldp> Finally there's a simple t-shirt code for knowing somebody gets some and digs deep
04.02.2013 22:50:45 <aldp> *guy in insanity t-shirt looks dubiously at cube of pure muscle in a tap-out t-shirt*
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GimpMask · (Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:06 pm)

I AM terrified I died. I'm terrified my soul will be released if I ask directly

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I overdosed on benzos on Saturdagy and im scared I am being shown the havoc I wreaked, am I dead

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I see everyone:s grief. I should have died four times,