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SEX IN THE KITCHEN

 
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:58 am)
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Post     SEX IN THE KITCHEN

POST R.KELLY LYRICS HERE

FOR ALL THE TIME


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ALDP
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(Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:16 pm)
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What's the best drug
GimpMask
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(Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:23 am)
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Dramamine
GimpMask
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(Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:17 am)
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Here are some drugs that aren't hard to get and aren't ultra-controlled:

Neurontin- For those with no tolerance, 1800-2400mg will get you going just fine. Slow-motion Adderall with a touch of DXM, and relieves that catatonic fear that grips those that are in social situations. Tolerance builds quick, but it's great even when it loses its magic. Helps with opioid withdrawal and benzo withdra. A veritable panacea.

Lyrica- Everything about Neurontin, but better. Also has linear pharmacokinetics, you're not absorbing less due to oversaturated transporters, if you're new, try 400mg. I think they're better than most benzodiazepines, speedy rose-tinted glasses chemical valhalla. I'd prefer to Neurontin if it wasn't a cut-off max dose of 675 mg a day (if I could be prescribed 400am 600-1000 4pm, I'd tell neurontin to kiss my ass)

Provigil- Expensive. Say you have ADHD but are interested in Provigil because you don't want to be on coke or speed. Or say you have sleep-shift disorder. Or say you just want some Provigil Chances are if you're able to afford Provigil you've got a pricey doctor who will write out anything anyway (fuck Amerikkka). Hell I think the entire nation should be gettin this shit over the counter but my soapbox is a little out of sorts, need to get some of the boys down at the shantytown to get me some tarpaper.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:20 pm)
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I saw an R .Kelly music video once, Trapped in the Closet? It was hilariously awful, just truly stupendous. Sex in the Kitchen has lyrics that sound like he is parodying idiotic bullshit songs, but no, he's fucking serious. It's been...a while since I laughed until tears were in my eyes
GimpMask
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(Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:20 pm)
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DOWNLOAD IT

GO
GimpMask
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(Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:22 pm)
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Wake up! Listen!
GimpMask
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(Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:23 pm)
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DO IT SO YOU CAN DIE FULFILLED
GimpMask
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(Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:54 pm)
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Dextromethorphan is such an incredibly unique drug, though buying the actual powder is prohibitive in its expense and extracting it? Yeah, I'm a regular chemistry wizard, I forgot the simple method to extract ether for fuck's sake.

Anyhow, unless you've totally overdone it and are on the fucking moon, music sounds very, very different--it's probably the single best drug to draw out expansive environments and paint a picture to songs of a purely instrumental nature. Is it because the way it literally slows down the frame rate of the world visually and audibly (it lowers the hertz or some shit below the standard, would explain how in my glory days everything would sound like it was filtered through a fan)? I really don't care. Don't know if I will do it again, the shit is so brutal on my already beaten to shit stomach, but no pain no gain? ._.
GimpMask
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(Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:57 pm)
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So I decided to buy some more. I don't want to reach anything more than a strong 2nd plateau, though honestly one bottle takes me to the point on DXM island where it's a helpful tool that is generally accepted as I really don't want to push that.

Should be getting my ID tomorrow, It's only a matter of time until I am in relief from this broken down husk of a body that causes nothing but mood-altering pain.
GimpMask
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(Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:16 pm)
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Shooting for the stars, maybe

I am putting this here as a reminder that DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE FLYING, YOU'RE INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENOUGH AS IS, AND BECOME EXPONENTIALLYMORE RETARDED
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