Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

Haha, the walk was meant to heal him.

[Derek Payne]

A former middle school principal in North Carolina is accused of sexually assaulting a student while the boy's unsuspecting parent was outside the room.

David Ellis Edwards, 49, was arrested Friday and charged with second-degree forcible sex offense, sexual acts with a student, taking indecent liberties with a minor and crimes against nature, WTVD reported.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/16/david-ellis-edwards-principal-raped-boy-office_n_4110026.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular


Deputies say that between 2009 and 2011, Edwards molested at least three boys between the ages of 11 and 14. At least one of the incidents allegedly occurred in Edward's office while the victim's parent sat in a nearby waiting area.

Edwards resigned from his position at Douglas Byrd Middle School, where he had been principal since 2010, in August, WNCN reported. Before that, he was principal of Ramsey Street Alternative School. Officials believe that all of the sexual assaults took place on the campuses of these two schools.

Authorities have also noted they "believe there were more than the three victims," sheriff's spokeswoman Debbie Tanna told the Fayetteville Observer.

The school system has said that when Edwards resigned, they were unaware there was a pending investigation. He claimed he was leaving for educational opportunities, according to WTVD.

[GimpMask]

I can't believe I ran out of archaic FTUisms to utilize!

[Clotho]

When I looked up the school's location, and it said Fayettville, it all made perfect sense.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

A Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a knife after he refused to have sex with her and another woman she had brought home from a local club, authorities said.

The late September incident occurred after La Crystal King-Woolfork, 28, came home from a spot called Shake Your Booty Club with another woman at about 4 a.m. The two women had sex, and then King-Woolfork asked her boyfriend to participate, according to an Indian River Sheriff's Office arrest report.

When he refused, the intoxicated King-Woolfork “became very angry and grabbed a knife,” the boyfriend told authorities.

The two struggled until the man was able to take the knife from King-Woolfork and hide it between the mattresses of the bed, according to deputies.

He left the house and called for a ride to the hospital, the report said. She was arrested on an attempted murder charge on Sept. 26 after police spoke to her boyfriend.

When police spoke to King-Woolfork, she said confirmed that she brought the woman home to have sex and wanted her boyfriend to join.

When the other woman left, and her boyfriend was in bed, King-Woolfork said she “picked up a knife off the dresser because she knew (her boyfriend) was going to get mad,” the arrest report said.

She said her then boyfriend took her hand to take the knife and the two struggled, which cut her knee, the report said.

The fight escalated and she hit her boyfriend in the head with her cell phone, King-Woolfork said.

She denied stabbing him but said she had hit him in the face several times with a metal candle holder, according to deputies. Then he punched her in the nose, the report said.

It wasn’t immediately known if she had an attorney.

[GimpMask]

Haha! There are several things that could be pointed to that are of a high calibre, but I really like "it wasnt immediately known if she had an attorney"

[Fagzilla]

I AM GAY

[ALDP]

"self-described straight blogger"

[Fagzilla]

I liked the artistic, postmodern "news anchor splitscreen" motif to represent the two different perspectives.

[GimpMask]

If one were to apply the term gay news in a way that is not completely literal (such as breaking news that some law that permits gay guys to dowhatever), but rather using gay as a rreplacement for [x demeaning insult], that is really gay news in rare form

[Fagzilla]

I love the way the cunt ass baby whines about it, and tries to suck up to gays while he's at it. "Now I know what it's LIKE!"

If my luggage came out like that, I would say "WHAAAAAT???" and giggle merrily. Or take the fucking 28 seconds required to remove the stickers.

[ALDP]

He's definitely gay and this is just what he thinks a straight person would do in the situation.

[MADali]

All recent gay news articles have actually been gay gay.

[GimpMask]

http://m.clickorlando.com/news/deputies-florida-man-stole-monkeys/-/16721250/22988516/-/pgv3ljz/-/index.html

I dunno, I know this is going against THE GRAIN here, but i think one of you lazy admins that flaunt your power like a Florida man does his penis in a greyhound station reeking of shit with a soiled pair of FTU boxer shorts discarded in a greyhound bus toilet room being something neat to tell the fellas on his mind should change this sub-forum's name to Florida Man, or this thread Florida Man!

[kakarot52]

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald is facing a $100,000 lawsuit after giving his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent a steaming pile of shit tattoo. Rossie claims that Ryan was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back. But after Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend, Ryan retaliated with this tattoo. Rossie didn’t know what he was really drawing on her back until it was finished.
_________________
To continue is power -Shitbeast

[GimpMask]

So if I get a tattoo I can thank that article for giving me the inspiration

[GimpMask]

http://www.turnto23.com/news/florida-boy-hit-in-head-with-falling-space-rock-scientists-testing-fragment-to-confirm-if-meteorite11272013


... And it only makes sense the universe gave us a scene from Joe Dirt that was set in the PedoUncleland

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The suspect, identified only as Detlev G., aged 55, is a handwriting analysis expert with the state of Saxony's Office of Criminal Investigation.

An openly gay officer, G has admitted murdering a man he met through a lurid internet chatroom for people obsessed with cannibalism as a sexual thrill.

According to media reports the victim was tortured before death as part of a ritualistic sex game.

The victim, according to police, was a 59-year-old man from Hanover who has been missing since the beginning of November.

The case mirrors that of Armin Meiwes, the 'Cannibal of Rothenburg,' who made headlines around the world in 2012 when he killed, dismembered and ate a man in a similar online forum.

"The victim had been fantasizing about being killed and eaten by someone else since his youth," Dresden police chief Dieter Kroll said at a midday news conference.

He said the hunt was still on to discover if the man had actually been eaten or only killed.

But media reports stated that a search of G's home on the edge of the Erzgebirge mountains on Wednesday showed that corpse parts were indeed missing.

G, who was arrested at his place of work on Wednesday, also took officers to some woodland where other parts of the corpse were allegedly interred.

G was once married but divorced several years ago and his ex wife works in the same office as him.

He apparently nurtured fantasies of killing and eating a man for several months and met his victim through the Zambian Meat website.

This is a forum for people both looking to be killed and eaten as well as predators offering to do just that.

It also offers numerous forms of sexual torture for sadomasochists and their victims. G was said to be in a stable homosexual relationship, and had even recently taken out a pension for his partner.

But the dark urges brought on by his fantasies of cannabilism led him to murder.

Many such internet forums exist in Germany where people can visit to explore their strange compulsions.

[GimpMask]

Many such internet forums exist in Germany where people can visit to explore their strange compulsions

[GimpMask]

A South Carolina man has died after demonstrating the proper way to shoot yourself in the head police say.
James Gagum, 43, was watching a movie at his home in Conway early Friday morning when a witness said he began to argue a character's handling of a gun, according to WPDE.
He said, 'that's not how it's done,' before pulling the trigger three times while holding it to his head, according to the witness.

Killed: James Gagum, 43, seen in a previous mugshot for allegedly driving on the wrong side of the road, fatally shot himself while demonstrating the 'proper' way to do it

Loaded: Unknown to Mr Gagum, the gun was loaded but only after he pulled the trigger three times to his head
Police say the death was an accident and Mr Gagum didn't realize the black handgun was loaded, firing off on the third squeeze.