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Walk on eggshells knowing speaking and not speaking are equally dangerous, man up niggah |
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Get the fuck out of there. No, get out of that situation. |
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Wait it out a bit, take a huge chance by relying on a currently homeless woman to come up with an idea |
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Keep yourself mired in a potentially explosive situation, you are misunderstood. sure, yeah you may not be an arrogant fuckhead, BUT THAT'S HOW YOU ARE PERCEIVED, SINK WITH THE USS SOCIAL RETARD LIKE A MAN |
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Get into autoerotic asphyxiation. What do you have to lose? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:49 pm) Reply
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Ok, the end draws near, help decide my fate |
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Seriously, input would be appreciated.
Well, I was told that I am a liar and I seriously told a mentally challenged schizophrenic on an immense scale I was going to cut him up with a chainsaw, because another guy (who ended up hospitalized the next day, after having psychotic episodes for about two months) lied to them and said I did. Uh, they told the police this, and guess what? THEY HAD TWO QUESTIONS AND SUBSEQUENTLY BAKER ACTED MONGO. With two people, they baker act the accused 99.9% of the time. I have seen it many times, I am the only time where it did not occur ...
I'm not too surprised that I am thought of as a pompous arrogant ass who looks down at everyone , but people who have spent actual time with me quickly learn I have awful people skills, but I mean well.
So, I was told I am out on the street if they are approached with some tale that includes me regaling [x arbitrary remark/story], after an assessment (haha!) of the situation.
I am nearly totally fearless (myself and my mother excluded, as we're both kinda terrifying creatures in different ways), but that is not a good fucking trait for a cripple on foot in the hood at night.
So go! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:53 pm) Reply
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It is a little embarassing you guys know me better than any human being, outside of my mother |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:33 pm) Reply
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I'm pretty sure everyone thinks you should stop saying FTU catchphrases to people in real life and by extension we all think you should talk less in real life. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:03 pm) Reply
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I only talk at my PHP, and I don't use FTU catchphrases any longer, unless it has something to do with Wisconsin or Florida. I occasionally speak to the owners husband about Sport.
I go on about stuff at a rapid rate at the PHP, but people love it and seem to appreciate my advice.
People seem put off that I'm so laid back and laugh at pretty much everything, but then again they quickly see that is just how I am :/ |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:39 am) Reply
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No, thats not why people are put off. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:31 am) Reply
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Seriously, why would that be the problem? Unless you mean that you laugh when people are talking about their feelings or their personal history, in which case you should stop doing that.
FTU is a place where you had to be locked in your journal thread because you refused to listen to anyone who said you were being an obnoxious retard. Maybe you're an obnoxious retard in real life? |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:57 am) Reply
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I thought that, but I am roundly liked quite well. I mean, the owners husband is an old black former staff sergeant who has coached football atall levels below college, and he is a minister. He seems to think I am an evil genius plotting his demise, and the only person I interact with that does not like me (the majority here excluded) |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:35 pm) Reply
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It is interesting that even the people who dislike you still think you are a genius. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:32 pm) Reply
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I don't get it either. The whole "youre a genius" thing. Some of the people I come across are like "wow, like, your intelligence is so immense!", and of the three or four (with 2 of the 3 borderline retarded hicks) would get extremely defensive and aggressive when I used a word with three syllables, and the other guy iscool, but he appears to have an inferiority complex, though he is more capable than I ever have been.
I think it's just Florida, just because I have fun with my languages and all that and know ONE subject extremely well even if Im going on research memories from a distant past, yeah, THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M A DAMNED GENIUS
One therapist might have nailed it when he asked if I knew what a savant is, and seemed really interested in getting me to take an IQ test. Wow, okay, I know irrelevant information about chemicals! That'll get me far! Or to a rehab if I ever learnhow to cook meth |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:12 am) Reply
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I disagree with everything ALDP has said in this thread and by extension everything he's done in real life. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:19 pm) Reply
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I think he's right about needing to stop blurting out comments when somebody says they were visiting family in Mississippi and the like, people take themselves too seriously,yeah, but I probably don't need to describe Cincinnati I suck yo dick after this guy says he's taking aGreyhound to Cincinnati as his girlfriend was blown up by a vehicle three days prior and he has to get back home cause her death demoralized him
And then the following day pass my phone around so everybody can witness an event
Yes, that worked out in the end, but it could have gotten bad in a hurry |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:23 pm) Reply
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It's unanimous, autoerotic asphyxiation it is.
Is that something you need someone else for? |
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