Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Seru · (Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:42 pm)

I realize there's no sarcastic inflection in the written word so I'd just like to clarify that the previous comment is supposed to playful banter and not a statement of fact.

(He is just the worst, though.)

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:34 pm)

A group of you fellas gave me a HINT that you may still love me (or maybe not that part but the upcoming one), but you cannot take the risk of adding me to your friends list after servbot posted that statement. Those were the coldest likes ever, I mean, facebook is a heartbreaking tool, an emotional mangler.

I was diagnosed with borderline personality recently, and since I can be honest to myself now, yeah, I can't argue it does not fit. I don't have a severe case of it, and it seems a lot of my boundary issues are either not there any longer, or are accidental incidences as I am a moron.

Magic Juan · (Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:08 pm)

Are we all dying?!!?!?!

Sporkism · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:36 pm)

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Jason · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:02 pm)

jon allen bitch lol
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Derek Payne · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:30 pm)

Jon Allen has a lot of misdirected anger towards women.

Fagzilla · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:36 pm)

It's everyone's favorite TV show, Piccolo at the Maaaaaall!

ALDP · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:29 pm)

Where my nerds at?

Fagzilla · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:57 pm)

This is so goddamn fucking good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3v5yDk9Ws

A "mass-audience entertainment product" depiction of a nerd fucking FINALLY got it right.

God, his perfect little breath at the very end, after "ranting." SUCH BEAUTIFUL, GENTLE SUBTLETIES.

Big Fagot · (Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:48 pm)

Yes, it was almost like the character was being portrayed by a non-actor with genuine social anxiety and nonspecific retardness.

Derek Payne · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:38 am)

Skyrim isn't really that "nerdy."

Jason · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:41 am)

You'd think Chris would be astute enough to realize that that's not satire, it's a just a tedious nerd monologue saying what nerds already say online.
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Derek Payne · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:42 am)

Also, wasn't Star Trek TNG pretty popular in a mainstream sense? I don't think being fat, homely and shy is what makes you a nerd.

Fagzilla · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:02 pm)

First of all, yeah, it's a tedious nerd monologue saying what nerds say online. That's the point. They got it right.

Second, it was less the things he was saying and talking about liking, more the fine little speech/behavior patterns, which were actual, genuine, genetic NERD, and which movies/TV never get right because they're tone-deaf or can't find an actor who can pull it off.

What I'm talking about is when there's a "nerd" character with a pocket protector and taped glasses affecting a high-pitched voice, which is not based on nerds but on other, earlier depictions of nerds. Haha, good job TV show, that's a nerd alright!!!!

Hipsters?? Pabst Blue Ribbon, HEHEHEHEHEH!!!! Why don't you go drink a can of PBR! That's what hipsters like!!!!!!

Jason · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:27 pm)

No, my point was the same as Peter's in that that wasn't an actor portraying a nerd with brilliant subtle nuance; the joke is one level more shallow than you're giving it credit for. It is a joke by nerds, not about nerds.
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Jason · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:28 pm)

The punchline is "You're not a real nerd," rather than "Nerds are awful, let's laugh at this dumb fucking nerd."
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Fagzilla · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:37 pm)

Yeah, no shit!

You're misunderstanding me. It doesn't matter whether it was an actor, or just some nerd they found, though I was enjoying his perfection (regardless of whether or not it was a performance).

The point is that they chose that guy to be the one to do the bit, and also chose to do the bit, which is great, because I was able to use it last night against some obnoxious hot normal girl on Facebook who was pulling that "I'm such a nerd!" shit.

Jason · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:37 pm)

Who gives a fuck?
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Fagzilla · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:40 pm)

That I can't answer.

Fagzilla · (Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:52 pm)

As it turns out, the guy IS an actor, but obviously an actual nerd as well (dat writing style).

So I'm not sure who's right!!!

Also, before I get called on this, I'm aware that the situation with the girl on Facebook that I'm describing is trite, and my reaction is trite, and the theme expressed in the video is trite, and blah blah, but just look at this shit:

"It's about time I come to terms with the fact I'm a science-fiction/fantasy loving, video game playing, intellectually obsessed, super nerd.... I surrender. Give me the wedgie I so richly deserve."

You can't look at that and not FEEL SOMETHING.

Facebook stabs my cock open.