Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Magic Juan]

UM, this is the alternative gay chat!

[Magic Juan]

20 hasidic Jews in my neighbourhood saw me naked today. I had gone outside to smoke a fag (hehe, a cigarette) and I guess I didn't realize I was naked underneath the robe and it fluttered up and one of the bearded, orthodox men screamed and turned away.

[Magic Juan]

*end play*

[Magic Juan]

Once in a while I'll see Spamdini in Montreal. I was supposed to go to his karaoke night but I recently suffered a bad concussion in a car accident and I can't really #YOLO after the hours of 5PM.

UH, so Theldorrin is alive???

[GimpMask]

*sits down quietly in the corner and orders a glass of water*

[Clotho]

Magic Juan is Gimpmask?

[GimpMask]

Oh, I see what he did there.

That was an incredibly poor attempt, as I am the one and only, but I appreciate the effort.

You lack a certain crazy, a certain sense of humor, a certain diarrhea of endless consiousness flooding anywhere and everywhere, and location is not a backwards region of villianous mongrels

I think I just set myself on fire

...

Gimp Mask is gay? (taje tha yt? Fucker)

[GimpMask]

Maybe it is because I was fatigued, but I did not notice Hashirama and Madara battling to show who is the strongest and take your women!, because Obito blew the shit out of that entire area? I don't know, but Madara is the only antagonist who really looks, walks, and talks the part. Nagato was fucking insane, and pussied the fuck out (still my favorite character). Zabuza perhaps, but he too pussied out because of his twink. Well, Orochimaru would count, as it seems nigh-EVERY character had their parents die. Itachi? He turned out to be arguably the most noble character in the series. Obito is a horrid last boss, fuck, Madara is king shit and THAT whiny windbag uses the Potara earrings to become cocksockingly overpowered? Every member of Akatsuki had legit reasoning for being a murderous fuckup except for Skeletor, who was a sadistic asshole just to be one. Kabuto was a queer. Madara was ostracized by his own clan, was forced to grapple on the floor with his mate who he experienced the world of autoerotic aasphyxiation with and then had to constantly lose to him (nevermind the whole Izuna thing), I GET THAT, but he is really just a war loving pedophile that owns a god damned Rape Cave, which scores him as number one above even the almighty Hanzo (j/k he gay).

Hmmm...I guess since in a sense I created this thread I can use it to takeit to the tin with the fellas in the 'burbs

Oh God. Well, Ive never punched out a post that did not include clicking submit, fuck it

[ALDP]

Shut the fuck up!

[MADali]

I fantasize about murdering my wife.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Dude, that is not cool. Stop doing that.

[MADali]

Its helpful. Once you do that, then I'm okay, and I'm, hi honey, how was your day, but obviously, in farsi.

[GimpMask]

Tell it Magic Juan, guy, I'm just trying to bolster his brilliant thread

[Mike Dunn]

My aunt just died of alcoholism after wasting away to a senile skeleton for the better part of a year and a half. So, tell me about it!

[Fagzilla]

Sounds great.

[Derek Payne]

I wonder if Lexy fantasizes about murdering Chris.

[GimpMask]

"You married?"
"I'm between marriages"
"What do you do for dick?"

[Fagzilla]

I can actually be pretty mean to her, and am becoming more and more of a for-grantedness-taking ingrate when she does nice things.

But she's constantly nagging and imposing stuff on me (zip up your pants! put on your seat belt!) so it evens out.

Pardon my freedom, beeeeitch.

[ALDP]

*Chris opens draft email about the subversive intentionality of forgetting to zip up his pants, carefully reshapes several paragraphs, saves*

[Derek Payne]

Wow, Chris acts a lot like I do in relationships. I don't know if that's disconcerting or not...