Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Magic Juan]

There's no stopping Kobe Bryant!

[bitter gigatron]

He really is better than Micheal Jordan was at any point of his career.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Kobe is not better than Jordan.

[bitter gigatron]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

[8 bit orgy]

Yeah, I don't know about Kobe being better than Jordan. The Bulls were nothing without Jordan; and with him they were factually unbeatable.



There's a reason why analysts don't even put the Bull's peak years as even in the top 10 best NBA teams; simply because Jordan WAS on the team.

[Bladtman]

Kobe going to the finals and not winning killed all kobe/jordan comparisons forever

anyway I predict I'll go undefeated in our league. thanks for devin harris autodraft!

[cloacal kiss]

This thread is about posting our own Basketball Fantasies.

In my basketball fantasy, my town holds a charity basketball tournament, and I am the Captain of my team. We're playing in the finals against the bad guys, they're shoving a lot and the ref doesn't seem to pay attention to it at all. I call a huddle and we make a plan for the last play of the game, we only need 2 points left to win it. I start with the ball and I pass it to somebody on my right, then I run towards the basket. The person with the ball passes it behind me to somebody on my left. They pass it in front of me to the original person who has run ahead of me. He throws it in the air and I jump impossibly high and catch it. I score a slam dunk, and then... then... my parents decide they're still in love, after all, and... they take back their divorce and get married again.

[FancyMichael]

My team is making a comeback, guys!

[bitter gigatron]

Good job Mike, recovering from that 0-2 which you had nothing to do with.



I was going to comment on my fantasy asketball team but I'll use this post to praise ALDP for his great story.

[cloacal kiss]

I would like to apologize for my story. It is not a valid Basketball Fantasy because it actually happened.

[8 bit orgy]

Can you fucking believe I don't have room for Tony Parker?

[Username]

Yeah, even though you already have so many guys' dicks in your ass and mouth, and most people would think you well past your limit, it is still surprising to me that you don't have any more room for Tony Parker.

[Yogurtman]

Losing in the Finals didn't necessarily kill all Kobe-Jordan comparisons forever.

Losing the deciding game of the Finals by about forty points killed all Kobe-Jordan comparisons forever.

[Mike Dunn]

Bump


Any bros wanna do fantasy bball this year?

[GimpMask]

Uh, ok, tell me what I need to sign up for.

Adlp's post in this thread about his fantasy basketball scenario should really have this thread archived, but Kobe is not even in the same conversation as Jordan. Jordan in all seriousness in his prime in ttoday's game would easily put up an average of forty points a game.

[Bladtman]

yes

[johnbuisthegreat]

Lets play Fantasy Basketball for previous years. I want Michael Jordan for all years he was active!

[johnbuisthegreat]

and also Wilt Chamberlain.

[GimpMask]

Michael Jordan could not coexist with any big time scorer that needs the ball all the time to be effective. I would go with Bill Russell as he had his all of his focus into rejecting the white mans hopes and dreams of having a successful basketball career, much like his hopes and dreams of being accepted by the rough negro community were dashed when they witnessed him shit on himself when he simply was ready to go softserve in a public terminal yet was rejected due to segregated bathrooms

[Mike Dunn]

I just did a draft for a cash league and fucked up and drafted Amir Johnson 8th by accident. So my season is basically over.