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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Fri May 10, 2013 11:20 pm)
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And I had many red bumps on my base due to shaving it, which I know is the hallmark of a homosexual, but honestly grapples and I were in a period of infatuation with the sheer immensity of my penis, and how my gigantic Scottie Pippen Hands did not fully grip the shaft


Ha, grapples, I don't know why nobody wants to befriend me on Facebook. You should, outland, unless you are a somebody who just recently defriended me (probably cause we dpoke, or you are deciding to fuck up your life by getting back together with meems even though she doesn't like you and is crazy and is using you because she barely knows how to perform adult tasks and needs running water)

Br my pal outland!
kakarot52
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
Posts: 941
(Sat May 11, 2013 11:12 am)
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Whatever; I still think the ingrown hairs was just a story; but I'm not going to go in to any further det

Unfortunately, you are not the only person on FaceBook named Gimp Mask
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sat May 11, 2013 12:07 pm)
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Try Patrick Caligula-Riviera Uhler
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sat May 11, 2013 12:24 pm)
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I don't fully understand ; befuddlement clashes with a deep-fried brain.

Are you telling me you saw your dads cock and balls and they were covered in crabs? Then you had a Frank discussion with your mother about the issue

I do not understand why you do not move to Florida and we can educate the unwashed masses in Dollar Stores about medieval feminism and honor. We could be roommates, Germans synthesthesized dextroamphetamine through the genius of a Romanian scientist. We could be that kind of beautiful aberration of man, as you have astute knowledge of Romanian hookers and I would follow you around and when you went and made a proclamation such as "I underwent seven special ed classes till they learned I was a genius" I'd shout from behind you " You hear that [x]? The man just said seven, count 'em""
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat May 11, 2013 3:35 pm)
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I don't fully understand ; befuddlement clashes with a deep-fried brain.

Are you telling me you saw your dads cock and balls and they were covered in crabs? Then you had a Frank discussion with your mother about the issue

I do not understand why you do not move to Florida and we can educate the unwashed masses in Dollar Stores about medieval feminism and honor. We could be roommates, Germans synthesthesized dextroamphetamine through the genius of a Romanian scientist. We could be that kind of beautiful aberration of man, as you have astute knowledge of Romanian hookers and I would follow you around and when you went and made a proclamation such as "I underwent seven special ed classes till they learned I was a genius" I'd shout from behind you " You hear that [x]? The m&an just said seven, count 'em""
kakarot52
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(Sat May 11, 2013 8:25 pm)
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Because I am still quasi-employed by a russian company that has put me on a few week hiatus for a long term visa run because russian beureacracy is shit. Also tonight I am babysitting two kids.
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sat May 11, 2013 9:03 pm)
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But it could be like Two and a Half men, except set in the Hood and we would be wondering what to do with a Flemish 19 year old who is naked on the floor eating imaginary corn flakes because I ordered some methoxetamine and said to just eyeball the dose

"Outland, I don't understand, do I, do I fuck her? I mean, I'm just throwing that out there, just saying"
"Gimp Mask, these people only understand one thing *slaps her hard and throws a wad ofyen at her * well, that did not work, maybe you should fuck her"
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sat May 11, 2013 11:58 pm)
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I would be angry with myself for having screwed up the best ftu -ism ever if it wasn't for the fact mumbling to self about slavs is better than "arguing with himself about Slavs"
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