Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:56 pm)

THE MERE FACT THAT A DEATH RACE 2000 THINGY EXISTS AT ALL (the FTUW forum), BUT YOU MISSED

ANNIE SMITH?
NR.FRANKENSTEIN. IVE WENT OVER THE CAR AND EVERYTHING SEEMS PERFECT. I HACE THE ROUTE MAPS RIGHT HERE.
I WILL CHECK THEM IN A MINUTE. WE WILL ROLL ... WHEN EVERYTHING ... SEEMS PERFECT ... TO ME.
I'VE COLLECTES AS MANY HIGH PROTEIN CAPSULES AND ADRENALINE TABLETS AS I COULD FIND. I ALSO ASSEMBLED A MEDICAL KIT-- I'M TRAINED AS A NURSE.
I DONT NEED A NURSE; I NEED A NAVIGATOR.

Still, sir, marvelous. I hope your impetus to create it was watching the greatest film ever, Death Race 2000. I mean, factually best by a huge margin.
I noticed its existence now, I had to make a thread about it. I see some elements of 2000 and the newer, not time to read it all before I exploded and had to make this thread with immediacy.

GimpMask · (Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:15 pm)

I'm going to actually read it now.

GimpMask · (Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:55 pm)

When my attention span is beter than a gnats and my eyes don't hurt and I can understand what's happens mg around me .... what happened to Ryan Rockett? Are these. Characters based off of famous people?

Junior Bruce Jr had fucking fantastic spit on dialogue in one play/THINGYW

Did you know his name was The Real Don Steele and he was gay, heavily addicted to coke, and succumbed to AIDs? The actual Junior Bruce I mean, his name was the real Don Steele!

Yogurtman · (Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:26 pm)

I certainly can't take any credit for the FTUW Death Race; that was a collaborative effort by a large number of people, none of whom were me.

But it is pretty god damn great!

GimpMask · (Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:56 pm)

Yes, I noticed after my shitty phone screen scrolled accidentally.

Robert McCoy, Jack Daniels, Impious, and CALIGULA WHATEVER THE FUCK

I'm not a faggot, I just happen to dress like this! I have a girlfriend!

"Ex-Girlfriend.", Gigi added.

I wrote a wrestlingy thingy, two of them, Wrath of the Father vs Ryan Rockett and Nappa vs Bear Grylls, which also incorporated a large disembodied penis (no it did), Jake the Snake, ridiculously large men utilizing ludicrous naruto - jutsus

I never even entered that forum, and I finally did tonight by accident, and FTUW DEATH RACE 2007 caught my eye, and I glanced over a few others, and that forum is the collection of the Royal Family's most precious jewels. I don't have anything to do, so tomorrow I'm going to read two off the first page as I read too fast for my mind to catch up then start worrying about the Ph level of my stomach and how I must ensure I have totally neutral non-acidic urine while still having vitamins and nutrients for my body to use, instead of properly reading these marvels of modern murder.

Roy · (Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:12 am)

Robert McCoy ... Sad

in all seriousness the best underdog story of all time.

GimpMask · (Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:25 am)

He is very awesome, no doubt. How is he expected to compete with LUNAR PLEXUS, or THE BLACK JUDGE?

The Illusionist has a name that causes me to envision a homosexual.

Roy · (Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:54 pm)

Everything about Robert McCoy's character was perfect. Even the fact that he was from Sewickley, Pennsylvania and had a fat Tae Kwon Do teacher named Daniel Wojehowski was so suitable somehow.

GimpMask · (Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:10 am)

I wonder if Ryan Rockett ever made an undercard.

He would be fucking destroyed as he was a hideous clotho replica, who wore stretch jeans instead of a pair with a fly as his terminally fat, slick-with canned corned beef fingers had trouble gripping a turnbuckle let alone small button. His downyism was strong.