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Margaret Thatcher is dead

 
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ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:56 am)
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Post     Margaret Thatcher is dead

Margaret Thatcher is a faggot
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:03 pm)
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Post     Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Margaret Thatcher, I fucked her, OHHHHH!!!

Rest In DONKBLOG you female Ms.Hostess personafied
Roy
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Posts: 1605
(Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:06 am)
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"Judy Garland's Ding Dong the Witch is Dead races up charts after Margaret Thatcher's death"
johnbuisthegreat
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Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 4769
(Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:13 pm)
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Man does she deserve her own post? Cant we just create another post to store all of the misc. deaths no one is altered by.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:09 pm)
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Post     Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Everyone deserves their own post.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:41 am)
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Post     Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

Triple Life is not dead

Though I am awaiting him to meet a scintillating piece of ass who ends up moving in with the house she bought him and she's looking hot as shit walking around the house after sex naked, and you watch in horror as you see her pull a Matt Cassel Jersey out from her luggage and you desperately try to stop yourself as your senses start becoming detaching and everything becomes shiny and static, a distant voice in the back of your head screaming "don't do this Andre, no stop!", as you.stalk towards her with no control over your motions, and as she tosses her hair, famous last words of the faggot:"Andre, honey, the Chiefs really weren't a bad team last season, Brady Quinn simply didn't have any support from the defense, y'know?"

*Triple Life pauses, trembling, completely naked, eyes wide with a distant stare, half-erect penis starting to stiffen and throb*

"Oh Andre, don't you think two is enough? *giggle followed by a Frenchman wave *"

*TL let's loose a blood curdling anguished howl, unaware she was speaking of orgasms she experienced not Chief's wins, he dashes at her at blinding speed as his eyesight becomes blurred by blood and his ears harboring terrible shrieks, sobs, wailing incoherent questions and pleas for her life *

*Dawn breaks, Andre is sitting still naked w/erection which catches his eyes and curiosity and he looks up at the scene of the carnage, his former beloveds head having been beaten into the shape of a smashed pumpkin*

"I warned you that excessive praise of the chiefs will cause them when I'm finished .... to bring the yellow tape ..... *laughs heartily* God, I should have never promised to take on the will of Pat in the case he ever died ..... that idiot promoted FTUisms to go into the dictionary this same way, ha, I can't believe I killed my lovely ebony goose ...."


I imagine it might go along those likes, TL
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:54 am)
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The murder weapon is a sturdy can of corned beef hash, and I'm changing something: When you guys were fucking, was wearing crotchless*ASSLESS CHAPS*
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:14 am)
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Post     Re: Margaret Thatcher is dead

I don't think I would ever buy corned beef hash, but everything else is reasonable.
Big Fagot
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(Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:05 pm)
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All my friends are either liberal or from the UK, and the UK friends are even more liberal, some of whom have sexual preferences that defy description. My Facebook feed motherfucking hates this woman.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:28 pm)
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Big Fagot's Facebook feed, with its muscular large cat like pale fur soaking in a pool of blood of "candlelight vigils for the woman that taught us a faggot two pints and a billy-pumped bloke in the water closet at my neighbour's dinner party is just good old oi!" alerts, feedingly angrily with a seemingless endless taste for the carnage strewn around it's paws*
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