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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:53 pm) Reply
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*filler laden flashback of goku slowly dying from AIDs* |
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I think Akita Toriyama believed in the conspiracy theory an Aryan scientist created AIDs to kill off poverty-stricken black people, and Dr.Gero was the American government employed mastermind, yet it was an effeminate wacky French Guy named Pierre Hoffman-Roche that gave it to a French twink drugged on the many benzos the Mad King Roche created (though they are pretty much based off of barbiturates, thank you Germany), and through recreational use of French dare rape drugs created an HIV epidemic, when really it was Dr.Hero giving the strongest black man (Goku, a sayain) HIV through drug use that involved hypodermic needles (Goku is shown as involuntarily trying it, and Cell is the epitome of mainlining drugs and getting AIDS). Cell represents the destruction that drugs can do to you including giving you HIV, and him going SSJ2 represents Toriyamas dream of the power of youth overcoming drugs and sex, as they destroy lives through deadly diseases and will kill you if you try it just once (remember the white man throwing cash at Cell and he had his life cruelly sucked out before your eyes? That represents once you choose drugs you have your life sucked out of you, losing your money, self-respect, and eventually becoming a lifeless husk of a man who dies horribly). Volume recovering shows a future hope of a cure but not before all the blacks succumb to their hedonistic ways: if it can happen to one of the strongest fighters in space, it can happen to you.
Anyway his eglatarianistic hope never came to fruition
So, now that I have Matthew outland and Chris's brain juices pumping, in all seriousness, has your life gotten better, stayed the same, or gotten worse since ... January 2008?To what degree? Are some parts better but some degenerated to eating while shitting naked in a drunken haze smoking a handrolled cigarette?
Yes, I'm just interested. If you wish to participate feel free to provide any detail you're comfortable with, or just post a few words.
Okay, have a nice Wheeee!!! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:36 pm) Reply
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Re: *filler laden flashback of goku slowly dying from AIDs* |
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Gohan representative of the above the influence rising shown when he goes SSJ2*
I called the crazed scientist who represented the US creating AIDs and passing it through to poor black people (saiyans) as Dr.Hero
Didn't a little mechanical bug give Goku the virus? That is what I meant by harmlessly trying something once (the senzu beans represent methedrine tablets and he moved up to harder stuff, just once with a dirty needle)
Anyway, by life got way better for about several months leading up to 1/1/08 and for like 9 months after
It slowky got worse, became intereseting for about 146 days, and generally worse than the whole lot of you combined, with occasional double-edged sword chemical fun, followed by nearly dying four times
I have a system where I get the best drug cocktail feasible, as though all of my problems suck, getting treated with various narcotics with an endless supply for treatment is the only upside to my life, oh and last March I got a phone which let me view and post on the board
Getting (possibly, it is yet not known if I have it) hepatitis C from sticking my DONK BLOG in what was quite literally an unknown public terminal in what is doubtlessly going to be my last sexual experience and then getting jacked when I broke my hip in my sleep and everything in between was a fitting end of intimacy --girlfriend or hooker-- for me
So finding this place and having mental and physical problems only successfully treatable with numerous potent narcotics of all types are the only part of my life I can call not abhorrence
My name is Patrick and I'm a DONK BLOGaholic *sits down sniggeringbas room is disgusted yet half-asleep* |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Apr 12, 2013 1:56 pm) Reply
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Re: *filler laden flashback of goku slowly dying from AIDs* |
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Triple Life is probably not having a good time of it now, as the Chief's potential 1st round pick, JOCKHULL (with a name like that you know he probably has a fucking titanium codpiece in place of a jockstrap to hull his junk in place, with an inscription that reads "Danger: Object is way larger than it appears at close range"), as he won the Outland Award, meaning that instead of working on his football skills he's going to talk about Duke Wellington and created a forged diploma pyramid scheme within the organization, possibly leading to another one of the most overlooked stories in the history of news: HowYou know The Chiefs are having an all-time great year when they are the crown jewel of Gay News stories not involving drunks touching retarded adults in Wisconsin, then raping them and filming it, or whatever that fucking astounding Can of Corned Beef Hash that happened in Wisconsin and was posted several pages back from the most recent post in gay news |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:02 pm) Reply
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Wow, I just wanted to know how you guys were doing. I mean, I was hit by a God damned truck, similiar to a UPS-style delivery truck, MADALI had no problems going into extensive detail. I was simply wondering if you guys' had stylized buckets of corned beef hash or pallets of dented and worn cans of the worst canned corn beef hash that exists (which was and still is a southern staple, revoltingly enough).
I wonder if anyone even got past the first four sentences, or is it easier to nor include me because I'm fucking worthless muleshit that if I had a balloon filled with dangerous exotic instruments of pleasure blow up in my stomach my brother would probably have to physically intimidate my 3 person clan (I really have a tiny, eccentric clan, not a family) to even have a gathering in the kitchen for about an hour in which everybody would just clean or something and a letter from Connecticut would arrive in the mail :
Greetings to whatever squatter is currently inhabiting this abandoned hovel. My name is ADLP. I was a minor protagonist and major antagonist in Pat's shittily written tragicomedy of a life. Take solace in this: he definitely died with a big smile on his face. Also, fuck you honkys.
With sincerity,
Fuck you. Fucking retards. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:07 pm) Reply
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This thread is now about drugs, for medicinal or recreational purposes, as I'm a tremendously skilled speedball artist. What that means is unlike half entirely useless 'information you wont understand through a PI on, say, lisdexamfetamine (Vyvanese, its simply a cash cow as Shire is tricking parents and taking advantage of mass hysteria of kids snorting adderall in school, when its actually a longer acting version of dexamphetamine a drug they killed with a product three quarters d-amp, and half dexamphetamine, but through media demonization shire took an altered third generation black beauty and with a slick ad campaign convinced parents and uneducated consumers to buy Adderall, which is simply four different types of amphetamine salts, and its really just 70% strength straight dexamphetamine with a salt which makes 25% of Adderall l-amp, which is all side effects and causes it to be more stimulating than straight dex, and the patent ran out on Adderall XR and they sold the rights to Reva to make a brand generic, though people think its the same as brand, like saying a warm slick pussy is just as inviting as a partially moist pussy that looks like a Pinto after being rear ended by a strong gust of wind, so now they have Vyvanese, brand only, with 70mg metabolising through an amino acid into about 25mg dexamphetamine after an hour, so think of taking a glaskosmithkline Dexedrine CR Spansule 15+10mg, but instead of a percentage being released instantly and the rest releasing slowly, 25mg would be pretty good even for me, but Vyvanese releases just about all of it slowly, so the effects are about length wise 7-10 hours but very mildly, as only the non-toletant could really feel a mere 25mg slow release dexamphetamine, with my factors including missing the major enzyme that metabolizes it (I told you I am a freak), I get 4 hours maximum from a potentiated high quality adderall IR 30mg tablet, which is about 21 mg of quality dexamphetamine, usually 3 until it wears off, I'd imagine the effects being subtle as about 10mg of average adderall xr that lasts 7.5 hrs, rather than 6-6.75 hours of adderall XR.
Fuck. Got lost. THESE FUCKING IDIOTS NEED TO DO SOMETHING I JUDT LOST TRACK OF WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO AND HOW) it was something important ....
Fuck, uh old cabbage @_@ |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:53 am) Reply
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I think that first post was very good Old-school obsessive Outlandian crap, I should have left out the last part and merely included the Cell theory being about unwanted drug use and AIDs and insane conspiracy theories that make sense if you subscribe to MENTALLY ILL.BLACK POWER GUY A NEWSLETTER FOR ALL MY FELLOW OPPRESED BROTHERS AND SISTERS
by Metta World-Peace
I wonder if any of you saw him crazily describe coming hack from surgery with extreme speed with insane eyes, fucked up on something or by not taking something and he replied to the reporter with Right Said Fred lyrics and talked about an imaginary feline
Everybody's personal picture should be a shot of him in a go-kart super-charged to go 160 miles per hour pulled over in his children's pajamas with a helmet lookeding like Old Man Freebase in Hollywood
I love that man dearly |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:44 am) Reply
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Haha, "dare rape"
I dare you to rape that old man!
No way that is old man corn cat, he's in the middle of playing with himself.
What if I told you he was the mastermind behind DBZ!
Well get the flying rape van and some candy!
*10 minutes later there is a sudden violent shuddering of the van an it 'splodes. Chris is standing face to the heavens with a string of sinew hanging from his canines, plummeting entrails causing him to remark "And the weather today...is type A"* |
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