Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

Siskel played with fire so Siskel got burned

[GimpMask]

Wasn't Gene Siskel an autistic mute with cerebral palsy, ALS, and a prostate so huge it was smashing his bladder?

I'm guess Siskel and Ebert traded their souls to a haunted Beta home movie device to be lauded as important cornerstones in reviewing culture, and got paid and received fame for simply jacking off all over an ink ribbon so when they turned in their reviews they'd never get turned down cause they would reveal to the editor they now have HIV and unless they give them a position. Reviewing bad movies and getting paid big-time they'll end up like Tom.hanks from.pjilu

[Fagzilla]

It WAS a lot better when he was fat.

Like when Big Fagot was fat, and how that was better.

[GimpMask]

Have they already had the FUNERAL? I imagine the streets were filled with mourning fetishists, torn at the idea of cutting off a piece of his bodily flesh, however small, and have it sewn onto their bodies. They must be wary of an open casket funeral held in a public arena, as these vile degenerates that LEATHER UP utilizing a small patch of flesh that they surreptitiously gain, be it by faking their identity to gain access to the bodies of those of which they desire to cut on, or flat-out brute force, many a mortician found unconcious at a morgue containing the corpse of somebody of relative import, the dephiled respectfully, although there have been cases of mutilation beyond the realms of sanity in certain cases involving more desired bodies, such as Bernie Mac's face flayed off, the case still unsolved

It is believe that Ebert may be a target to attain his famed sexual prowess