Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:29 pm)

http://www.avclub.com/articles/roger-ebert-forced-to-slow-down-his-workload-to-de,96014/

"considering a movie-based video game app that would allow users to “engage me in debate on whether you think it is art,”

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:48 pm)

*roger ebert laughing spreads his wings*

*gets wing cancer*

ALDP · (Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:30 pm)

Roger Ebert has had to fight every day of his goddamn life.

Fagzilla · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:17 am)

I read about this this morning and Ebert is a powerful, Goku-like hero.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:02 pm)

ALDP · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:05 pm)

*goku gets cancer, dies*

Action Hank · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:58 pm)

ALDP · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:23 pm)

(5:44:26 PM) Psaturn: Oh wow he wrote an article about stepping away from reviewing full time and "living his dream of reviewing only the movies he wants to." just two days ago. Guess that didn't work out!
(5:45:02 PM) aldp: It makes for a better press release than "I am about to die"
(5:48:01 PM) Psaturn: Haha.
(5:49:27 PM) aldp: Or he stepped away and spent two days trying to think of a movie he wanted to review
(5:49:36 PM) aldp: And realized his work was done

ALDP · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:43 pm)

I heard they're going ahead with the app idea and he'll be taking an iPhone with him to Hell.

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:47 pm)

what if Goku really did get cancer then went into the Hyperbolic time chamber without any medicine for a year and came out really weak and Gohan was super depressed. No one else would have came close to beating Cell.

GimpMask · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:48 pm)

Roger Ebert is dead personafied, and now he is also a faggot.

Sorry Uncle YOGO, it's no fun when nobody takes ten seconds of their time to read my precious description of Wisconsin, and my good plays. So now I'm just gonna move from Wisconsin and bring my oppressive miasma to the rest of the populace.

Please understand.

Anyway, wasn't this dead-ass corpulent joke of a review artists name Roger? Or do I just like to make shit up and declare it so?

Yogurtman · (Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:37 pm)

I found out about this from Yogurtwoman, and she actually referred to him as "Robert Ebert...I mean Roger". It was kind of uncanny!

Do whatever you want, Pat.

GimpMask · (Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:07 am)

Roger Ebert is a uniquely Goliath - like blob of the kind of flesh that juggles whenever he exerts himself great attempting to use his fingers for something he has done all his life: search for the cheapest tub of corned beef hash by maneuvering his tremendous paws in a uniquely intriguing manner, huffing and heaving, sweating like Patrick Ewing after 40minutes of consecutive minutes,, and then he paused; the throbbing of his overtaxed heart, attempting to pump blood through arteries clogged up with unhealthy amounts of plaque, and in his mind he had flashes of the first time he was passed a ladle-filled heap of corned beef hash in the outskirts of a small town in Wisconsin named "SWINE" -- nobody quite figuring out why it was named SWINE in all capital letters as it had nothing to do with pork creatures such as boars, besides the wild pig men utilizing the nearby bog as a latrine, never bothering to cover it up or move to a different spot--to when he made it big-time, forking copious amounts that might seem unreal and certainly biological fallacy epitomized, as a single pitchfork full that he speared from the infamous "bucket" seemed enough to cause a man of any size to go into immediate cardiac arrest as Roger's heart.arteries to resemble a drain clogged with congealed.cooking grease.

Thus he left a monument to himself when his heart exploded under the immense strain to lump one unreal in size, as he Incidentally left beehind A natural chalk outline for hid corpse

Magic Juan · (Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:24 pm)

Well, I fucking killed him!

GimpMask · (Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:49 pm)

You fucked him?

I'm interested in this, how did you homosexualize his taste for human relations when the bucket was empty and he kicked it to the side, smeared in his vice, looking for a warm or cold female, or if he was lucky, Katey Segal's visage on a large human shaped hunk of canned corned beef, and then a black girl sucked on his titties and car jacked him, rather, jumbo-hoverround jacked him, and he dropped dead as his heart could not take the betrayal of the Hooker and anuything which would cause his blood pressure to jump up from the resting 225/140 with a pulse of 140, and the tittilation of his of his titties did just that[img][/img]

ALDP · (Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:44 pm)

ALDP · (Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:50 pm)

Guys, now that Ebert is dead the world is free to guiltlessly reminisce about happy times when he was majestically fat.

ALDP · (Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:52 pm)

Can you believe how good he looks?

GimpMask · (Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:50 am)

That's a DILF, a stone-cold D.I.L.F

He could find any young minx to parley with him and indulge in a confectionery sugar-coated treat or three, though I daresay if I were the young woman in question I would ensure I had a floral scent, something a normal man might have his heart rending asunder by at the thought you would never be his ; a more flesh-like human odor might bring the primitive beast side of him out, and if he smelled a nearby fawn rather than a potentially dangerous flower, he might be wearing your torso

MADali · (Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:26 am)

Ebert is such an asshole in that video