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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:36 am) Reply
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I beat the game with anguished ones route. I still don't have enough points to do anything but get rid if the experience. Cap and add the necromancer fight. Hopefully this time I can take on Lilith due to having Lucifer, Satan, nergal, and that level 93 double attack Guy. I should be able to easily take her out as Satan or Lucifer will end any battle with one attack. Maybe if I have that lvl.73 dragon and Lvov.80 vile I can hope to beat Beelzebub, he was impossible so I retreated after I gained 9-10 levels with the hero. I could've aimed for 13-14 levels gained but I had been refighting him for a solid 1 1/3 HR. Ill go daichi this time, get level 5 fate with everyone, then ill finish it with ronaldo, the group daichi ending, and then some other daichi ending.
My Alice is apparently the ultimate boss. She is the last trophy.
I rate this game as *ASSLESS CHAPS* DONK BLOG of the one time jalen rose stole Patrick Ewing's TV and tried to break his leg SSJ S-Rank sage legendary kage-level Death Race 2000 while telling others they're all about "dis life" then masterbateing and telling us about it due to a regular imagination session in an unknown public terminal while reading about A Confederacy of Dunces and waking up, being awesome, and going to bed
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:50 am) Reply
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OK here's your wisdom: The best barometer to judge the possibility of bearing fruits in a relationship is to watch Piano Teacher or Bad Lieutenant on your first date. Her subsequent response will tell you all you'll need to know about whether it is meant to be. |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:52 pm) Reply
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Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is safe-Gimp Mask
Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security-Peter Jones |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:03 pm) Reply
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"Assless chaps"
- Chris Psaros |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:23 pm) Reply
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"God damn right"
-Patrick Uhler impersonating Ice Cube's voice when agreeing with people
I don't know what you said at all Outland, but sure I agree (?)
I'm going to impart my wisdom early today: Always have a constituency plan in place during long periods of time in which you cannot go DONG BLOGGING -- for example, if you are in public stay near a restroom in case nubile young women cause you to DONK that DONK BLOG |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:30 am) Reply
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I know this joke was only funny for 5 minutes but so what _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:08 am) Reply
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There are at least two simply fantastic things about your sig. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:06 am) Reply
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HOLY SHIT!
Shit and beast are I've combined in so many ways ("BeastFuck""ShitSpooge" et al) but I have never used Shitbeast. Look at the pure simplicity in it's construct, and how amazingly ambiguous it can be, I mean, how have I never thought of combing the two!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FELINES I ENDED UP NAMING KAKASHI AND CHUUNIN (Kakashi did have a left eye that was red and had a grey solid patch of coloring crossing his head in a manner akin to how Kakashi keeps his eye covered, and Chuunin was one of a batch of kittens that was the lone survivor, and I would walk around with her in the palm of my hand and nurture her), and I could've named ONE OF THEM Shitbeast?
That signature reminds me of the one time Skip Bayless called Tiago Splutter to.keep an eye out for because he "throws a mean pick" |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:15 am) Reply
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I wrote a long post about SMT 2, fuck it, I sacrificed my jarilo garuda and fucking SATAN for Lilith. I figure Ill have enough Macca after the alioth fight Ill have Satan and be close to Garuda, by the time I fight Polaris with Ronaldos ending I should have Jarilo. and Assurance as well as Satan and Garuda, and if I beat Beelzebub I should have a nice Kali/Amaterasu/Metatron/Shitbeast
Nebiros was long but I raised 28 levels with Lo alone. Satumo was out of the fight cause he couldn't make it to THE SHITPIT, some he only 18 levels with him. Thankfully characters that had nothing to do with fight raised 22+ levels, except for Makoto, who is hamstrung. I'm going to let Ronaldo shoot her and Satumo will be all what about the bitch that got shot and Ronaldo will go Fuck her! You think I give a shit about a Bitch I'm not a sucka
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:29 am) Reply
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Here is your Impartation of wisdom from my tremendous accumen in making solid decisions and Stoic thoughtfulness personafied: Pre-order Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers for the Nintendo 3DS. It sounds awfully similiar to SMT Strange Journey and Neuromancer/Mona Lisa Overdrive. It will be released April 16th (possibly the 26th, just go to Amazon I'm not doing all the works you pallets of canned corn beef hash (does it come in anything but a can?). Stock up on the Imodium, buy a coupe urinals they use in nursing home, and save up at least enough Adderall/Dexedrine/Focalin/Ritalin/Vyvanese/Provigil and some benzos to get some hard sleep in to last you a week of solid indulgence. Yes, it will be that good. That is all. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:32 pm) Reply
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Oops, I just posted a swiss-army knife of a collection of words to formulate a very family friendly phrase when somebody drops a plate or throws a toaster through the window of a subdivision's little hut with the master controls to a water treatment facility : Damn niggahs done broke my Christmas shit |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:01 pm) Reply
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Here you go: If you are going to a doctor for a specific reason (let's say social anxiety disorder along with a diagnosis of major depression disorder and chronic fatigue that you've had since before the depression), try and put your detective fedora on and gather as much about the doctor as possible. Observe if he has a number of clients, his age, demeanor when you describe your symptoms and how you've gone through this before but you were in a bind and had to pay your bills etc. and keep in mind these things:
If he refuses a medication that wasn't something like a heavy barbiturates. like Nembutal, and it worked in the past ask why. Many doctors are against certain classescof medicine specifically, and if for you SA and chronic fatigue he. You were taking 2 name brand dexedrine IR 5mg pills three times a day, and he firmly has a negative reaction, know your options, and suggest focalin, and if HR shoots down a.Focalin XR 20 along with a 5mg IR 6 hours after your initial dose, and he is cementing he will not, then try a 100mg dose of provigil and ask him about the potential of Zoloft as you would like to truck the two. If he immediately approves the zoloft but but then asks if you've ever been on pristique, he is against CNS stimulants. The majority of people would only be willing to go with two potent AD'S while not going with medicine that has been very effective in the past, shooting down provigil because its a controlled non-narcotic CNS stimulant though, he is against that class of medicine.
Ask him about medications and why he would like to try Viibryd for your depression and social anxiety, and if you request a similiar drug that is less expensive and he says there isn't. e wants that kickback money, as Viibryd is Paxil and Buspar in their mechanism of action.. no kickback though.
If you reveal too much about knowledge of chemicals, no matterv if you're right you will be viewed as a drug seeker by 75% doctors. Which you are. You're not visiting to get friends.
There aren't a ton of controlled substances class wise used for psych. Amphetamines and benzodiazepines and hypnotics of any stripe ate the most effective and safe meds. Feel lucky if your doctor does not care about a C and Roman numeral next to the name of the medication.
Don't evergreen get tricked into taking anti-psychotics but for their on-label therapeutic uses. If you get offered!Zyprexa to sleep and hadn't diagnosed you with a serious psychosis, tell the pfoc you appreciate his time, fill any of the scripts that could help while you find a new doctor (such as #60 6.5 bromazepam to get you.by) |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:51 pm) Reply
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Here is your daily Laplace Mail: Do not pour urine down the sink. I just poured about 400
milliliters, and it smells pretty terrible. Manuevering my way to the toilet where my roommate has such a huge stomach I don't think he can aim his dick properly, and my stream is often quite weak and I have to start and stop a couple times due my shit storage unit feeling quite more pressure y
Than a MGS2 torso.
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:57 pm) Reply
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Here we go: Optimize yourself to the exact rev of yourself through any true means. Do some metaprogramming, and your brain and its ability to have your own full potential unleashed is through neurotransmitters. There is a reason I feel you should be able to acquire a moderate dose of one of four different CNS stims of distinct difference after a simple check-up through an easy to acquire license from a doctor who applies for the privilege (amps and mph's are such easy to understand and safe drugs (probably the most so)). You would get 15-day supplies dispensed for cheap, such as brand #150 Dexedrine IR 5mg tabs.
Do whatever it takes that int stupidest illegality one could surmise meachieved after much thought. You get one life, strive for perfect neural powering up, and everything else will fall into place.
I just beat Beelzebub lilith beliath ghost q nebiros and knoeingly permitted lo to die. Somewhere seru is smiling.
Thete is an an acura commercial imitsting american psycho but becomrs gay atvthe endlly alloeedqy |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:37 pm) Reply
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God damn chinzty samrt fone, I gave up trying to either that, scrolling is difficult.
Anyway, I've beaten the Sage of Time, Ghost Q, Billeken, Lilith, Nebiros, Beliath, and Beelzeboub. Beliath would've taken two attempts if I didn't get lucky and his fire crusher ball wasn't aimed towards my hero, as Fuji had enough health to survive it and his turn was next. Ghost Q was a joke, as was the Sage of Time who was just a normal enemy. I wonder if the Hotsuiken that goes "ugh, you got ... me .. I have something to tell you though, I'm actually an URK!" is somehow related to something, its strange to give a normal enemy with the last name of the major protagonist /antagonist depending on your view followed by Ken (or was it kun? .?) dying like a boss with a line before death. I wanted to reunite Dera-Deka with his daughter ... I let Otome die because she had a kid and was not suited to be the queen of the strongest fighter in space. Same with Lo. I just wanted to see if I could save Sera Deka. Makoto will make a fine fuckling, or Hinako.
I'm siding with Ronaldo this time ... For great justice! Ill buy mitamas saving 8 demons for the new game in which I will complete the compendium and become friends with everybody but al saquid. Then ill discover Daichis ending, I cots to fight my Alice, and I need fate of 5 for ... Daichi, and Joe. I've achieved it with everyone else. Oh, and fumi too, who I wish would rescue me from jellyfish and stand over me with her cute snatch and piss all over mychest and some would splatter in my mouth.
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DONK BLOG?! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:16 pm) Reply
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Here is today's Laplace Mail:
At 18:40 a Fagtrick will have his tight butthole annihilated, and revisit the land of Soul-Withering Hyperbole of Not Getting What He Wants NOW, and have a break from reality and start asking people to play Massacre with him, while *GIGGLE GIGGLE* at a terminal velocity uwntil he gets his rabbit dropped off he's been waiting for, and even Uncle Andre will be able to do little except procure the yellow tape
HavE a %!-E dE£tH#! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:22 pm) Reply
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I have Etrian Oddesey IV: Shitbeasts Final Tomorrow
Let's see if 40$ went way of the toilet |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:07 pm) Reply
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So ... whose the administrator? I mean, Seru is not here, theldorrin has become the universe's administrator, much like Al Saqiud. ALDP is a terrible choice and has proven so much, which is not an insult or a troll. He's just not wired that way, I'd love if he had a role on some television programme in regards to writing, but I would not want him being the producer and director. I don't have a computer, and since being an administrator is not a privilige or popularity contest, I would make a very good choice if I was, as it would help give me a feeling that I'm not near-entirely worthless, as I would be caring for and nurturing an entity that I undoubtedly love on a different level than others, as I care about the whole of FTU more than anybody but myself, and currently very possibly moreso. Though I am one document of relative difficullgy to A. Acquired from being able to roll the dice with Pain Management: I call it a roll of dice.because I am on the third most potent oral painkiller, with only methadone and levorphanol being. Virtuallh tied, with oxycodone being more demonized than the best a.d. esbest for my. Ondigkftil.n being methadone. I might strike out on methadone, buy. a similiar drug, levorphanol is never prescribed not dripping with propaganda either, with no unnecessary restrictions other than treatment of severe pain which h is me.
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:17 pm) Reply
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That's a thoughtful critique on my prospects as the board's next admin but the only thing this board has required of its admins in the past year is keeping you locked in a single thread. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:58 pm) Reply
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Funny how I'm not now. You see? You already reference me being essentially banned. It became a childish joke, and I cane back because I had NOBODY I could ask that question that remotely knew me, I was not going to put myself in such a precarious position. I was really going to vanish, and its not like any of you like me very much, but this is all I have left. I realized that my unpredictable, dark, foul depression and inability to control my emotions was going to land me in a Psyche Ward, jail, or simply bleed out over night. I wasn't going to end up essentially achieving so Kant's hope and dream in 2010. I had a funeral pyre stoked with vehement, truly inhuman joy over my (apparent) death. But nobody expected old gimp to not be exagerrating when he had remarked "its fucked up, I'm unkillable" that MERSA was on a scale nobody imagined be that far along on anything but a corpse.
A loaded delivery truck head on 40+? That should kill a sturdy vehicle filled with people.
Madali and yourself are probably the only people that would actually be happy. Theldorrin if he was still here. Considering I WAndered about with people worriedly asking if anything wasv wrong on the verge of testes at the likely death of aman who enjoyed consistently degrading me, viciously knowledge reaping my reaction, and he was among the many that loved that I was no longer alivve.
The hell if I was going to give you and madali to laugh that I died without a real friend, missing out on any good parts of life, that I died in pain, desolate, with my mind gone.
I found the humor in it. Except I gotta say, I had my chance to dance on thels grave like he did mine.
No, it was a pretty soul-rocking event, my autistic mannerisms getting confused and overwhelmed with true sadness. And this Guy took pleasure in treating me like shit.
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Yeah, its real funny when people with shattered lives getpivked by chance to die when they did not want to.
I may reply close enough to human as possible sometimes
Ill post geeky stupid shit in my journal
See how long you'd make it lame in a nursing home tormented andcin constant pain. No friends. Family? Ha. Anybody caring if your miserable existence finally mercifully ends. Not speaking more than a sentence besides r |
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