Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Big Fagot]

Speaking of disabled users, I have no idea how anybody who's not an Aryan superman uses the Web. I can barely remember the last time I worked on an application that wasn't 100% fucked if you don't interact with Web pages exactly the way the 25 year old developers do.

[GimpMask]

I've never understood the popularity mammoth pop culture fads, longer lasting borderline intrisnic to understand a majority of the average person around my age that is not a street junkie with four kids , in my current sociological climate

I am an absolute aberration as I have some of the most bizarre things I like, and its so narrow and it's so difficult to explain why I like it; I cannot put into words how my brain has decided to perceive and break apart a series of conceptualized almost totally abstract bits and pieces as to why I am obsessed with that one time Jalen Rose stole Patrick Ewing's television at the airport, and why such things as Stephen Jackson ranting unintelligible about "dis life" and why it's nearly as good a thing as the movie Death Race 2000, or why Dan le Betards rejoicing over the arrival of the three kings is just as integral part of a life experience as the time I got my first blowjob and thought about FTU posts when it was occurring

I have no idea who or what I am and why my brain operates in such a manner (I'm not talking about ADHD or my array of neurotic anxiety disorders)

I'm never going to have a computer again, my chintzy samryt done oz done my will

I see no porpoise in getting an expensive laptop when I have the equivalent of a shitty laptop from 2002 in the palm of my hand

(I don't know what instagram is what kind of dark magiks do you people employ?.?)

[Mike Dunn]

That Grantland video about the Jalen Rose Patrick Ewing incident is pretty hilarious.

[GimpMask]

A v-v-video ....?

Is it the one where he was telling the story and in between NNL's partly animated handdrawn panels it cuts to Jalen Rose telling the story in a manner akin to Charlie Murphy talking about his exploits with Rick James? I loved it when Hugh Douglas started loudly chastising Jalen Rose as having been a multimillionaire with a charity to help troubled youths in the projects, yet he was nothing more than a common Hood rat and going on about how he's a common thief and kids are looking up to him

People think NNL is just a sports show where they argue and the numbers say whose right--they couldn't be any more wrong. Its basically a comedic troupe made of one prominent funny black journalist and two former black athletes that just yammering on about the topic at hand with Hugh Douglas talking about how he loves money women and going totally off-topic with hilarious hyperbole while the host is cracking up and Jalen Rose starts his barbershop tangent with a line from some terrible R.Kelly song and ellicits darkness enshrouded verbal walk-off jumper one after another, and they're on a different subject before their little machine which was probably a concept design from Rocky V puts out a simple message as to if they are right or not, usually followed by a 320-pound man shouting out ridiculous things that really don't have anything to do with anything.

Of course since its on ESPN2 the moment I monumentally fail in my description of what Numbers Never Lie or Dan Le Betard is Highly Questionable the show s lose a possible viewer because they think its a monkey monkey monkey type of their local news stations sports segment

The Human Race is Highly Questionablr

[GimpMask]

Oh my God, I just watched it, Mike. So, you understand why "this is like the one time Jalen Rose stole Patrick Ewing's TV at the airport" has become a superlative of mine used to describe stuff that I feel needs a monstrous level of praise, now?

[Roy]

What I want to know is, why do no old people ever play video games? No one wanted to try at least once and got addicted? It looks like the perfect old person activity: they have lots of time to kill, and often have to spend it alone. If it's due to video games being "new", then why do they often get into Facebook? Just because their family is all on it? But what better way to bond with one's grandson than over a nice game of Grand Theft Auto IV?

[MADali]

I bet they play facebook or casual games.

[GimpMask]

In their time they were at parties getting down like DONK BLOG, and probably were forced into the military or some shit, or became enslaved in the Rape Chamber (pretty much any profession) and burned themselves out when they reached 50

My mom still fully understands the concept of a game if I describe it to her, even though she for the most part has only played (and was exceptional at) The Legend of Zelda.

Wii's are popular in my arena, but the elderly fuckers would just feebly attempt to play Wii Bowling and fall asleep in their own shit muttering about their pills, but enough about me, nursing homes with therapy departments have Wii's and they all look barely used. I ask why they don't get Punch Out, they tell me it lacks therapeutic value, I tell them its a better alternative than the eventual homicide that's going to take place, they laugh it off

[GimpMask]

What inspirational tale might he recant? The one time The Diesel, Razor Ramon, and Eddie Guerrero were saturated in cocaine, Bourbon, having a good time, when Razor Ramon -- fucked up out of his mind -- fumbled for a joint, and after a couple passes Razor just snapped as none of them realized they had been smoking a catnip filled joint that had been dipped in sherms, and how he saved their lives as Razor threw Guerrero off of the emergency exit on the jet plane as he very nearly opened up the hatch, which would've been best for all parties involved (the world).

And yeah, that's a true story, though I threw in the wet for effect, though does anybody doubt that was probably what precipitated the brawl in which they were flying while flying and very nearly were flying while flying but without an aircraft to support their corporeal entities

Yes.

[MADali]

I wish someone would change the fucking search on this board.

What kind of moronic option is this,

Search topic title and message text
Search message text only

The second option should be, "Search topic title only". Where would it ever be useful to only search the message, but not the title!

[MADali]

Anyway, has anyone realized that there is way more memes and internet catchphrases than during our internet generation? Everyone (and not just kids, because it seems older people just follow whatever memes kids create in a desperate and pathetic hope to remain relevant) seems to just communicate in meme-talk.

The only real meme I guess I can remember was "All your base are belong to us" and I guess that was just the beginning of the internet starting to become a faggot. Maybe with stuff like World of Warcraft, it the internet started going down on men.

[Jason]

I explained All Your Base to my dad the other week because he saw it on the Tesla Motors thing.
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[Jason]

"No, mom, you don't get it, longcat is long. Ugh!"
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[Seru]

Once I was wearing a pixel art Dark Side of the Moon shirt and one of my many nephews asked me if it was a Nyan Cat shirt. It stung because I'm clearly 32 years old which negates my interest in animated cats leaving a rainbow trail behind them and Pink Floyd was plainly written above the fucking god damn 8-bit prism.

[Fagzilla]

Are Jason and ALDP the only ones left who are under 30?

[MADali]

I think lot of posters are under 30.

[Jason]

Fucking out of touch forty year old scumbag.
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[Vinny]

Yeah, I'm 29 as well.

By the way, is Mike Payne dead? His brother is still around.
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[Mike Dunn]

I'm 27. Magic Juan is under 30. Morgan is as well. I think TL is 28 or 29 but I'm not sure.

[MADali]

How come the fire challenge trend is mostly niggers?