Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

I know Pizzarino; what if they hijacked a Goodyear blimp during a Monday Night Football game between the Broncos and Vikings! They could crash it into the field and detonate a tactical nuclear weapon, and imagine the tragedy! We would lose Peyton Manning, Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen, Jon Gruden, and quite possibly Brian Manners! If we don't remain strong and utilize our military and economic might to bolster a well-enough off but morally corrupt populace, Pearl Harbor 2.0 will occur. Only the south will be safe as the terrorists don't want to do us any favors by annihilating Mississippi, besides, any dark-skinned ones would be shot on site and the local police would help bury them in old Mister Cletuses outhouse, so the angry blind one-armed bigot can take out his frustrations by shitting all over a Terrorist Named Pussylicker

[ALDP]

Hahaha, that's a good one, Vito! Because the security of Israel DOESN'T depend on American support!

MADali, are you serious when you say that Iran has a dynamic democracy because the president blackmailed a member of parliament? Also what part does a supreme religious council have in a democratic government? Are you just bullshitting because you think the word "democracy" has a nice ring to it when you're arguing with Americans?

Also it seems like you hate Jews. Do they actually participate in Iranian society, or are there self-contained Jewish settlements that show up on the census and let Iran say it has "at least one Jewish friend?"

[GimpMask]

I bet when MADali is among a group of powerful businessmen and is desperate to close a lucrative deal, yet the higher-level principles in my imagination session state they "deal with many different types of proprietors, of many different cultures that buy merchandise from us ... *drums fingers on maple business cabinet, swirling a a couple ounces of 120 dollars a glass Cognac in its crystal glass, stops and takes a sip while staring directly through Madali with hard grey eyes* would you be able to handle running merchandise to such valued customers, considering your background?"* Strides up to Madali, his considerably thick frame looking as large as tank, and far more intimidating* "Yes Mr.Largent, absolutely, I would see no--*the man raises a massive hand and halts madali*"Are you certain Mohammed? "*raises an eyebrow*"Of course, as a matter of fact I'm friends with a rising star among authors, a Jewish man by the name of Joshua Bender, we go way back ..."

[kakarot52]

I noticed he condemned Israel for having religion in it's politics; but not Iran. There aren't really any Israeli Mullah's either.

Israel is obviously more progressive than Iran so I suggest we continue supporting Israel for being more progressive than the muslims, who suck.

[GimpMask]

I've never met a Jew who has not completely disregarded every aspect of their religion and heritage, yet fit the upper middle class haughty cracker asshole and were very quiteck to point out they were Jewish and proud of it, as if they were an aristocratic asshole with tennis elbow who would park in the handicapped spot and wave it around, shrieking some shit about chronic ideopathic nerve pain in their left toe and how they're going to Sue those around them, then drop to their knees, feebly slapping a patch of grass, sputtering how its like Warsaw 1939 and don't you know what my ancestors have gone through before losing control of his bowels and seizing, before a Muslim comes by and puts him out of his misery with a battered bolt-action rifle, then taking off in his Volvo blasting "Rock the Casbah" with a six-pack of Schlitz and a pet Armadillo, then going home and in the midst of an orgy of bloodsport smoking hash while sitting at the computer and performing moderator duties at a message board devoted to Yugi-oh, high-fiving one of his many concubines as he gets an E-mail from his. his goon that a heist of forty thousand units of narcan was successful so he could keep up his inner-city heroin ring in Baltimore middle schools safe from unnecessary loss of customers due to fatal overdose

[kakarot52]

ok

[johnbuisthegreat]

COVER YOURSELF IN OIL

[ALDP]

Vito, how fucking stupid are you? I can click on that link and see the actual quote. What the fuck is wrong with you, you retarded goddamn fucking animal?

Israel has no better friend than America, and America has no better friend than Israel. (Applause.) We stand together to defend democracy. We stand together to advance peace. We stand together to fight terrorism. Congratulations, America. Congratulations, Mr. President: You got bin Laden. Good riddance! (Cheers, applause.)

In an unstable Middle East, Israel is the one anchor of stability. In a region of shifting alliances, Israel is America's unwavering ally. Israel has always been pro-American. Israel will always be pro-American. (Applause.)

My friends, you don't have to -- you don't need to do nation- building in Israel. We're already built. (Laughter, applause.) You don't need to export democracy to Israel. We've already got it. (Applause.) And you don't need to send American troops to Israel. We defend ourselves. (Cheers, applause.)

You've been very generous in giving us tools to do the job of defending Israel on our own. Thank you all, and thank you, President Obama, for your steadfast commitment to Israel's security. I know economic times are tough. I deeply appreciate this. (Applause.)

[GimpMask]

What the fuck is wrong with you, you retarded stupid fucking god damn animal is one of the funnier things I've observed A Large Dinosaur Phallus say about somebody in a while

[MADali]

This is the result of constant propaganda against Iran:

"new poll finds that nearly 100 percent of Americans believe that Iran is a threat to the vital interests of the United States."

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/02/20/poll-99-percent-of-americans-believe-iran-is-threat-to-us/

Of course, looking at the poll in detail,
http://www.gallup.com/poll/160541/say-north-korean-nukes-critical-threat.aspx

It seems almost everything is a threat to Americans. Look at the "not important" column, the highest being 17%. Basically, Americans are scared of everything.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I ain't scared of you, bitch.

[Big Fagot]

It's tough being the best.