Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

MADali · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:39 am)

ALDP, in the part that is headed with "Who is this movie for?"

"This movie is for fans of video games, comics, movies, and anime, but can be enjoyed by anyone who's ever hated their job, thrown a party just to try and get with someone, or suspected the dude delivering their pizzas also deals drugs on the side.

There are tons of references and in-jokes throughout the entire film that’ll make any nerd smile, and even if you aren’t into Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mega Man, Dragon Ball Z, Fist of the North Star, or Assassin’s Creed you can still enjoy the movie so long as you enjoy relatable characters in engaging situations. "

I do enjoy relatable characters in engaging situations!

ALDP · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:44 am)

I bought his first book on Kindle for $3 so I could read the script and it's honestly nonstop shit. If you watch the sample video on the Kickstarter, that is basically the pacing of the entire thing. He thinks the world is so starved to hear four identical white male 20something douchebag non-characters reciting lists of pop culture non-events from the six months before September 11th 2001 that they'll laugh in sheer gratitude and not notice that there aren't any jokes.

ALDP · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:59 am)

DudeGurlz's movie literally looks like Zelda CD-I, which is ironically too obscure of a video game reference to have been included in the script.

MADali · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:16 am)

A lot of jokes nowadays is *insert pop culture reference here* and people eat it up. They think, "Oh, I get that reference! Ha! Ha!"

Like all those recent spoof movies that don't have a joke and its just, "Look! this character looks like Napoleon Dynamite!" and movie makes a billion dollars.

What i'm saying is that its perfectly possible that his shitty movie, if made, actually garners enough fans.

ALDP · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:20 am)

I'm sure Date Movie was preceded by a heartbreakingly shitty Kickstarter with 1:30 of a South American animation studio's most economical Flash offering.

Fagzilla · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:15 pm)

It's reality time for Kris Kail!!!!!

Fagzilla · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:01 pm)

OH MY GOD!

TRAMAMPOLINE!!!! TRABOPALINE!!!

ChrisPsaros · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:12 pm)

Oh, I get that reference! Ha! Ha!

Fagzilla · (Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:12 pm)

*laughs while reading thread several years from now*

Fagzilla · (Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:56 am)

Holy shit, the animation in that Destroy All Slackers clip is worse than I could have imagined. I could find better by clicking around randomly on Newgrounds.

Fagzilla · (Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:27 pm)

Haha, Crocodile Dundee, am I right? What the fuck was going on there, with pop culture!

Oh wait, none of you were old enough for that.

Fagzilla · (Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:28 pm)

Oh, excuse me, "Crocodile" Dundee.

artists original visioooooon...

MADali · (Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:21 am)

and remember how we used to wear this and dance like this haha we were so lame

ALDP · (Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:39 am)

Yahoo Serious Festival

ALDP · (Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:02 am)

I was chattin with bros in the chat about this before: DudeGurlz is not prepared for the Chris-chan style treatment he might have in store for him. As the world's foremost DudeGurlz expert, I can say authoritatively that the awfulness of his work is actually matched by his total pussy-assness. And lo and behold 19 hrs ago on Tweeter:

Zac Bertschy @ANNZac
I just want to point out that this guy: @dudegurlz is trying to get us to fire @brian_hanson for the crime of making fun of him on Twitter.

Zac Bertschy @ANNZac
In his email, @dudegurlz told us that he's a 'comedian with pretty thick skin' and he 'isn't tattling' then suggests we fire @brian_hanson.

Zac Bertschy @ANNZac
I should let @dudegurlz know that we are not going to fire @brian_hanson for making fun of him on Twitter.

Apparently the guy deleted the Tweets before this all happened because he felt bad, but elsewhere DudeGurlz explains

Kris Kail @DudeGurlz
@helloiamarfy he asked me how it felt to be a failure bc my kickstarter isn't gonna meet its goal then he tweeted mocking the kickstarter

kakarot52 · (Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:17 am)

So, on one hand, women don't really need to worry about getting sand in their vagina; not just becaue the bikini is tight, but have two sets of lips (labia majora and labia minora)

but last time I gave head (years ago i dont get laid often) i only remember one set. How "layered" are women actually are?

Fagzilla · (Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:54 pm)

I need to get up to speed on DAS, but I'm busy with video game drama! Damn man.

Fagzilla · (Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:40 am)

Seriously, the drama that goes on in this scene is 10 times more ludicrous than anything in King of Kong.

There are narcissists and fucking pathological-ass, reality-detached psychos in here that make me in full turbo shit mode look like a serene buddha.

Fagzilla · (Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:22 am)

http://www.facebook.com/OriginalPSP/posts/10200294112774760

I dare any of you to find me a bigger douche. Really.

I'm sorry ALDP, but this guy is Freeza to Kris Kail's Recoome.

ALDP · (Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:10 am)

Are you one of the haters who drove him to that post?

I'm reading the bio on his website and geez. "New media" is the dumbest shit ever. I could be wrong, but I don't recall that Peter Pan guy's site reading like bad copy about why he's the best internet Peter Pan weirdo on the market. I guess he probably didn't have sons to keep in dirtbikes though (other than "sons" to "keep in dirtbikes").