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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:43 am) Reply

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Well, graphic and honest is super. If you took a story that involved graphic elements of a nature that was of detriment to you, but simply told it as a straight-forward tale, it could come across as a depressing, disgusting dive into the filthy abyss. Now, if you told it in all of its gory details while being honest as before, it could turn into "uh, so, yeah ... " into "Haha! And he seems to be keeping a bright side attitude towards the horrid dillema!"
So, its like "I sprayed feces all over the walls", uh, eh, but if there is a jovial every lurid raunchy detail element told well, I became a jailhouse celebrity for a reason! Nobody wanted to hear "I put a ball of my shit next to my girlfriend's and myselfs bed in a jar ", but if you fill in ever ludicrous detail in the tale, you are ingratiated among the men that run the cellnblock. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:27 pm) Reply

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Hahaha, Chris comparing himself to Louis CK. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:13 pm) Reply

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Found it
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:05 pm) Reply

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OH MY GOD
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its, its .... The Grizzly ={• |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:59 pm) Reply

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I broke my all time record of being on the actual floor on a mental Ward. Less than two hours the moment I went apeshit so I could see the doctor. The facility did not predictedribe opiods (because crazy people can't feel their bodies are fucking destroyed) and you no benzos, which are the most widely prescribed drug and psych drug in the world, or stimulants, one of the least common prescribed drugs if you take out children who show absolutely zero distinct symptoms of ADHD and prescribed dexamphetamine anyway |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:09 pm) Reply

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This reminds me of the time Jalen Rose stole Patrick Ewing's TV |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:12 pm) Reply

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Release me from my chakra prison so I can do my own rendition of outlandian piccolo/Sancho mumblings, which would be
This reminds me of the time jalen rose stole Patrick Ewings tv |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:23 pm) Reply

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Triple Life needs to pop in and say something like "I bet Pat has already packed his bags" |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:38 pm) Reply

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Seriously though, pack your bags. Go somewhere on the growing list of places in the country where any one of your dozens of chronic physical and psychological conditions would entitle you to a fucking pound of dank dank sticky dank ricky williams chronic every month. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:39 pm) Reply

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Being gay is already legal everywhere in the union so that is not a legitimate reason for you to move anywhere unless you already had a groom lined up. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:00 pm) Reply

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Well, issue is pain. Florida is biggest in terms of pain management, and we're literally condemning an entire class of drugs that suicide rates are going to jump drastically among people in horrific agony with their meds changed to 1/8th of what they were taking, and its bankrupting them, and they can't see their neurological spine specialist because of all the changes, and I've met people who were anti-suicide to the extreme and admitted to taking what should have been enough morphine to kill me, let alone somebody with a power level akin to Sancho after piccolo beat the shit out bog him that one time. Why? Morphine didn't work, doctor stopped prescribing oxycodone (orally 2.5 tines more potent), and he lived.
That DANKDONKEYNO.43(there must be a strain by that name, maybe DONK blog) is only accepted by my brain with something to offset anxiety. I need speed and mother's little helper to function, and if they jacked my Lyrica to beautiful levels with name Dex and was provided at least 2mg klonopin ×4 with a .25halcion, Ill manage without pain mmeds cause Ill be mix and matching various GABA balls (large dose of lyrics a or klonopin along with a mass dose of dex followed my a small dose late in the day all the while becoming God damned Stephen lihndberg in the process), my neuropathic is covered and I'dm, well, a speed ball artist through and through so I don't like being in outerspace, but I like pcp and ketamines adopted child. Go figure.
I do not have an upper middle class family and natural intelligence like yourself, so the squallid pit I've been degenerating in....this is where I live.
And gay marriage being legalized, pal, don't you go to my happenin' Facebook page? I am engaged to a great man, a living God, the deity of deities, skip bayless. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:14 pm) Reply

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LOCK CHRIS IN MY THREAD
SEE HOW HE LIKE THE MADNESS IF KING GIMP-MASK WITHIN THE CONFINES OF VILLA STRAYLIGHT
DO IT, DONK FUCKING BLOG |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:19 pm) Reply

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I did not even know there was some super storm until I saw it mentioned on NFL Such.day Countdown -.-
I'm so out of the loop I don't even have the slightest bit of Wagtail going on in the outside world.
Everything is just a big old DONK BLOG TO ME! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:39 pm) Reply

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I've stopped masterbating and am now telling you about it |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:51 pm) Reply

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I like hoe ALDP busted out his inner Stephen A. With a dead clock is right twice a day
Will you adopt me? |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:52 am) Reply
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You really lead a shitty existance. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:53 am) Reply

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My life us not as good as the one time Jalen Rose stole Patrick Ewing's TV, but at least comparable to the time time Tiago Splutter threw a mean pick |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:26 am) Reply

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If you're wondering what that means, which you're not, I think only one person here besides me knows as to what I am referencing, probably not even him. It is minimally possible Yogurtman has an idea, Triple Life probably has an idea simply because he knows who Tiago Splitter is, but still ... I take it back and say it is more similiar to the time that Piccolo and Sancho tried to fuse with the television set Jalen Rose stole from Patrick Ewing, but not directly involving the situation in which it was stolen or the particulars involved in said theft |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:26 pm) Reply

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I assume you're talking about Dallas what with the Ewings and whatnot. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:50 pm) Reply

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Hey, I'm pretty sure me and Yogurtman got it.
Also, your life is probably much closer to Eddy Curry's season. |
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