Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Action Hank · (Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:53 pm)

So I was in China for the last few weeks on vacation. I still don't really know why I went back. Most of the terrible shit that made me leave in the first place was there, waiting for me: the rudeness, lack-of-personal-space, extremely unsanitary conditions, constant spiting, and how one can only speak Chinese by shouting.

This time I went to the northwestern province, Xinjiang, which the PRC conquered in the early 1950s. Most of the people there, well until they started shipping in millions of Han the last twenty years or so, are Turkic and Muslim. And the Han treat them like complete shit. They literally plaster propaganda everywhere where one would normally find advertisements. They knock down local residences and build the same shottily-constructed highrises that are everywhere else in China but the locals are far to poor to afford to live in them. The Chinese government even led a campaign telling locals not to celebrate Ramadan because it was bad for their health.

At least the mountains and the desert were awesome.

But really, I wanted to ask, has anyone else done something similar---either gone back to someplace that they never expected to return to, or interacted with someone or something again that they swore they wouldn't--- and why? I still can't figure out why I went. I could have spent my money on much better things, but for some reason, I felt like I had to go back one more time.

Jason · (Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:40 pm)

Because I wanted to participate in the fantasy sports thread.
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Fagzilla · (Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:56 pm)

HAY GUYZ

GimpMask · (Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:33 am)

Jason's response was sort of like I don't know, I've never been there when somebody asks if that unitard looks good on you

I wouldn't want to be the mountain lion.

WAHTZ GOIN ON?.?

Theldorrin · (Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:25 am)

Ramadan is bad for your health.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:49 pm)

FAGGY FAGGY

kakarot52 · (Fri Sep 28, 2012 8:22 pm)

Well, actually I like China

and while grossly hypocritical of me to say this (I've never fucked a chinese lady) i don't think China is nearly as prudish as you say it is.

Anyway, my answer is Texas. I fucking hate this overrated hellhole of a state and capital city but here I am like a bitch. Maybe because of the water treatment

Mike Dunn · (Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:36 pm)

Pizza Hut

Roy · (Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:14 am)

I hate to start believing in the whiny Jew stereotype, but you can't even try to wipe out their arch enemies! Actually, he probably isn't mad about the mistreatment of Muslims, just the loss of their buildings.

Action Hank · (Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:23 am)

Muslims aren't the arch-enemies of Jews. Just the flavor of the decade. They have a long way to go to match the Christians.

It was sad to see their buildings being destroyed, because that was something you could physically see and understand. I don't apologize for how my 21-year-old self felt on 9/11, or even regret sharing it with a bunch of 16-year-olds (at the time) who saw honest emotion as a weakness.

The oppression of culture, language, and religion are less obvious to an outsider given that I can't sit and have a conversation with a local (though my friend did, and it was quite interesting when she translated the conversations, after). The numerous police stops and checkpoints were also rather intimidating. The Chinese government currently disallows most Uyghurs in Xinjiang to carry passports, so they are all stuck from even traveling around their province, since they can't pass through one of the hundreds of checkpoints outside of the cities. And in Urumqi, a city of 3 million that is only about 20% Uyghur, they have dozens of police checkpoints (with these creepy black vans and military police with automatic weapons and assault shotguns) only in the traditional Uyghur parts of the citiy. You don't see them in the Han areas at all.

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:17 pm)

Florida. What a fucking plan, I hoboed it in Texas and for what? A punk mother fucker just waitin' to get shot. Out the door but I don't quit, the little voice in my head said lets start some shit.

So, I fled Texas, took the brilliant advice of a totally crazy (as in insane) woman in a mental ward and moved into yet another trailer park, with the clothes on my back, a shitload of scripts, and a buncha mind-altering dissassociatives and a copy of Fist of the Northstar, the dub on VHS, which was the neverending beat to The Fall. And then, fuck, I get hit by a truck.

Then, my fucking ass meets another insane women, who convinces me with a DS XL and the cream of the crop in terms of games and clothes and what happens? My hip breaks severely and all of my worldly possessions are stolen.

Now I'm living in a Nursing home. Filled with angry hateful people. They are not satisfied with apathy. They want to take it out on people. I am quite literally starting over completely for the fourth time in 8 years.

So yes, I feel your pain for going back to China and remembering the people are awful.

I'm turning into Nagato.
I Kn

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 29, 2012 1:27 pm)

PS I wish people happy September 11th. I was on acid when I learned what happened. I guess that and my undying love for humanity has given me some sort of tradition.

That, and describing just about everything to people as ambling down the railroad tracks mumbling about slavs

Fagzilla · (Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:08 pm)

Good ol' Ace Kendo.

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:54 pm)

Chris

Take that!: Apparently nobody took my extremely important word change, so Chris would be turned into .... I think it was: vagabond ambling down the railroad tracks naked with an erection to inspire curiosity while mumbling about slavs

goku_group_shit.slav

That seems good

Aldp deserves better than this. He wants to break bread with the pedophiles, like Jesus would deserves some slot in one of the all-time great things that this board has seen

GimpMask · (Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:17 am)

Oh man, look at my power. If I had a computer (or even a phone) my power level would be 23-28000. Higher, actually. This board might have had the most extreme battle since Piccolo defeated Sancho. I also would've been in a position to be on fucking warp speed doses of speed with the overwhelming Lyrica-high dose opening of my own little Pandora's box.

Oh man, I'd totally have smashed and embarrassed the fellow with the penis which looked like my thumb in conjunction with Lilith, and then essentially ground her into a pulp and had her put in federal prison.

I am very nice, but if you steal my money, Ill cut your damn throat. One phone call. Federal crimes such as stealing the government money intended for a disabled person causes such situations as federal time.

I never brought that into my equations. Shit, I'd have had enough to defeat Jeice or Bahatah, and being trapped in a nursing home with no psych meds, hello power level of around 50000.

So powerful.

... God damn I am so tired. My leg is starting to cool it, I'm not entirely certain about what I just posted, but ... OH YEAH! I figured out why Petting Manning is my favorite athlete and football my favorite sport. There is so much in football, so complex, strategic, manly, this is not, oh, Basketball (basketball is great but ...) where due to one player that was far and away the best in the game a team made it to the finals (lebron and the cave). Its extremely rare for a single player to make an impact in football that will even get you 7-9 if the rest of the team is quite sub-par. In the case of Petting Manning, he is the difference between an average team which probably wont wont break. 500 and simply will not make it to the playoffs, to a serious Super Bowl contender. He'll turn a practice squad stand out and make him a legit second receiver who is suddenly quite wealthy. Never has a single player been such a difference maker.

Hey, drag racing is on, they just said Mike Dunn stayed home due to injury.

Mike, you're a disgraceful pussy

GimpMask · (Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:26 am)

I regret ever going to Baton Rouge in the first place, but twice has left me scarred. THEY KEEP BRINGING THAT ADBOMINATION UP ON THIS PROGRAM FUCK THEY JUST BROUGHT UP TEXAS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WEST VIRGINIA MY GOD I HAVE TO GO I HAVE TO GO NOW

Action Hank · (Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:40 am)

I. . .I don't know what's happening!

GimpMask · (Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:05 am)

Your personal picture caused me to thrash about due to an epileptic fit. I daresay you would be wise to be opportune as you take in this information and you get a new one before you hear from my battalion of law degree wielding underlings.

kakarot52 · (Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:37 pm)

Not to re-open old wounds but...what happened to your father?

GimpMask · (Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:40 pm)

He died in 9/11

He was on an important flight to an intervention about Ace and how he's a homosexual so no longer part of the family

Poor Ace, I was there for him the whole time, but we got through it ... together .... *sighs and turns face towards the moon, a single tear slowly sliding down cheek*