Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Seru]

Please die for me.

[Theldorrin]

I don't see how me usurping powers is at all a remnant of a forgotten past. This whole thing is very offensive to me.
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[Yogurtman]

Face it, the times have passed you by!

It's time to replace you with some new blood.

[Captain PUNisher]

You should let me be an admin again, because that worked out so well the last time.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[GimpMask]

Well, if Father is on board, then you guys should make me part of this magistrate involving primordial ejaculate, lashes, ballroom masques sorrowful music and sexual panthers. I'm here more than anybody, I swear allegiance to no man,and I have suffered far greater than any colored or imaginary female poster, locked in a cage and taunted and ignored. Probably the only thing that managed to keep me alive was so Alice could pound on the table and let out a stream of verbiage right before she took a big bite of 'ghetti and in the end Jason pretending to be disturbed by it because he knew Seru respected his opinion, yet I still toiled away, putting my Garbage Can to well over 1000 posts on my own, toiling, doing more than my share of good and hoping somebody would take pity on me and drop in. Theldorrin would not even change the title of the thread! Like the woman and negro before me, I broke the chains that have bound me, probably due to my understanding of medieval theology and geometry. I am deserving of reparations, and it goes without saying that I love this entity mote than human kind, and at the very least deserve a token position.

With that said, I don't really see the man holding anyone down but when I was caged like a beast due to unfair arbitrary lashing, and the still can't swallow bread and water straylight villa became kind of cool. There's no reason to change anything, because a shitty person that deserves not power of any sort will attain it through the good old boy system.

So yeah, um, DONK BLOG DONK BLOG

[MADali]

You have always been the laptop of the arrogant, imperialistic powers. You've been rolling on the ground, wagging your tail, for Yogurtman, BF, Seru, and even Chris, who has no real power, but even past monarchy is enough for you.

We do sympathize, because we know that the community (under the responsiblility of the three pigs and their robot dog) pushed you to drugs, insanity, and homosexuality, and then laughed at you for it, and once bored, they put you in a cage, to ignore you.

You will have a new place in the movement, where you now that you have found your freedom, you could also find your self-esteem, and find that though your pants are dirty and your shirt vomit-stained, you are no less worthy than the fascists. You will be no admin, but you will be a MAN, which is something much more worthwhile.

[Fagzilla]

"Three pigs and their robot dog."

I like that.

This thread is dumb, but it's pretty good.

[Fagzilla]

Wait a minute... "ALWAYS BEEN THE LAPTOP!"

Hahahaha!

[Fagzilla]

Sometimes I wonder if MADali's English is on purpose. Like, as a schtick.

(If so, just don't admit it, and I'll never know.)

[GimpMask]

Nope. Seru Big Fagot and Yogurtman I always liked. Chris never had any power, so I don't even know what you're referring to.

I am not insane. I take prescription drugs. I've had very few a time in my life where I had the pleasure to partake in egregious drug use. Ketamine, dextromethorphan and.amphetamines, which I no longer go crazy with. I still don't understand if you genuinely believe I have engaged in sexual relations with another male or if you're just referring to me as a homosexual because you dislike me. If it is the former, I am very open and shameless, if I have ever felt attraction towards another male you know you guys would never hear the end of it from me. Ray Lewis does seem like a fella you'd like to work out with in close quarters, just a couple of manly men all sweaty in tight short shorts being a couple of manly fellas.

Anyway, its pretty damn clear I'm not anybody's nigga. I think adlp is swell and theldorrin is a neat fella, and neither of them think of me in what you would call a positive.sense. I m not really sure if anybody likes me, though Mike and Chris have professed to enjoying my peculiar locutions and I do bring about elucidation upon matters that affect or pertain to any of you but very well may.

I bleed FTU, the republic comes before any man.

So don't be shitty to me I know you're just joking about this new order thingy and such as your grandiose hyperbole is a dead giveaway, but you are a crude misogynistic bigoted shit, but that's okay, that's your schtick.

But don't put shit like I'm a lapdog out there because like everybody else I recognized Seru was fantastic Big Fagot extremely funny and Yogurtman being Father who is the only person besides Dan le Betard and myself who can really appreciate Javalle McGee for what he brings to the table

Thank you for your cooperation, have a nice day

[GimpMask]

In all seriousness though, its nice you created a thread!

[MADali]

Yogurtman is Dear Father, the poster head of state, that is on every banner and is always smiling and gentle, doesn't directly get involved, so to never lose the people's love and adoration. Seru is the Minister of Intelligence, doing the dirty work of Dear Father, as he destroys people's lives and when people mysteriously "leave", they are most likely murdered by Seru, and Peter, nicknamed Big Fagot, is the Minister of Propaganda, being able to use different methods to create an atmosphere in the community that benefits their dictatorship. Theldorrin is officially Head of Education at a provincial level, but in actuallity, he holds multiple other titles, both officially and unofficially, and some say he might be the true power behind the system.

Chris Psaros is an aging monarchist, who has been ousted by a military coup that promised to bring democracy to the people, but it was all lipservice. There is an understanding among the neo-intelligentsia socialists that Chris agreed not to fight the new powers in exchange for them tolerating his presence in the system, and not exiling him, although he has willingly exiled himself several times, due to his pride and dignity at being now forced to be subvertiant to the former peasants, but he always returns, because even a token nod at his past glory is better than nothing. At FTUSA, he is at least an ex-King, at the world outside, he is not even that.

[MADali]

I will now write about other figures of the community and their roles in it. This has not been discussed before, but it is time to confront the dirty reality of this community, hoping that it will spark the dead fire among the peasants.

[Captain PUNisher]

I have thought about FTU in political metaphors before, so I think I will like this.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[MADali]

There used to be many revolutionaries in the past, specially during the turbulent but exciting times when other communities would spring up, under different governments and idealogies, sometimes working together and sometimes in dispute. Unfortunately, the behind the curtains tactics of the arrogant powers led to the slow death of each of these communities and the visions of many members. They were slowly led to be people, dead inside, with meaningless criticisms, that were tolerated, in an illusion of free speech. The arrogant powers' biggest success is creating an atmosphere that does not need direct censorship, because the community practices self-censorship, and they onlt get involved in direct revolutionary dangers, which is rare now. The community has been brainwashed so well, that even that is not needed anymore, and that is why, someone like me with such posts, is not directly handled, because they know the likehood of me achieving anything is rare. However, Shah Psaros also underestimated his "loyal" subject, who praised and flattered him, as they secretly planned his demise. The current Minister of Propaganda, a man extremely skilled in language and the way it effects people, was the ex-King's biggest flatterer, and the simple, naive, shallow, and stupid King, ate it all up. But he now lies in ruins and a pathetic shadow of his formal self, laughed by Peter "Don't Ask" Jones, whom I'd like to add, got this title by the early satirists, who with a keen eye, were able to not only highlight Peter's own phrase, but to use it to describe all of his personality. "Don't Ask" was a phrase, that on the layer, was mocking himself, while praising the King, but here lay the seed of Peter's talent of manipulating the people, for wasn't "Don't ask" also a command? Who, before then, dared to tell Chris Psaros, NOT to ask something. With perfect precision and great care, Peter Jones would make a crack in the Greek King's wall, by commanding him, "DON'T ASK", everything after that was easier.

[MADali]

I went off-tangent in my previous post, because while I started to talk about early revolutionaries, other topics had to be briefly discussed, but now we will move on to the discussion of the actual early revolutionaries, who suddenly have all lost their zeal and the revolutionary characteristics.

The only exception is Matthew Outland. Outland, lovingly referred to as "The Blue-Eyed Lion of Truth" by his few, but dedicated loyal subjects, is probably the only remaining true revolutionary. The Lion, like a lot of others, was an early supporter of the coup against the Greek King. As a child, he also respected the Shah, but was soon disillusioned by the monarchy, but similarly he was also disillusioned by the new regime. He has been referred to, by both his friends and foes alike, as "The Man With the Eternal Problems", both has a criticism of his constant dispute with any leading government and also a praise for his unshakable principles.

His second disillusionment with the Fascist Three caused a great change in his character. At the first change, he was the man of the people, a community revolutionary, but after this, he became angry and cynical, felt that he was betrayed, and that the new boss was same as the old boss. He did not bow down easily, and fought against the system as much as he could, and eventually, with a characteristic strength, he broke away, to found his own utopia, TransFtu, to be everything the old revolution was supposed to be. And things were looking good at first, Mathew Outland’s dream was unlike anything before. His belief in his own ideology and his incorruptible nature were both his strength and his undoing. While now cynical and angry, he still had a great love for The People, therefore his new society was open to all, both free and chaotic, both peaceful and anarchist, but most of all, it was truly led by Justice and Truth, not Corruption and Power.

TransFTU had many early visionaries and intellectuals that supported it, one of them being, the much loved, and charismatic Roy the Golden Boy. We will talk about Roy in later posts, but I only mentioned him now, to show the trust the best had in TransFTU. Unfortunately, The Three-Headed Cerberus of FTUSA found in this society a threat to itself, and the combined skills of the Ministry of Intelligence, that directly punished TransFTU supporters, and the Ministry of Propaganda, who used his talents to wage a propaganda war against the Lion’s Dream, greatly harmed the new community. Matthew Outland was not willing to change his principles to fight, using the same tactics, against FTU. He believes that the message itself would be enough, and that the Truth would cut through the Lies. But alas, the forces of darkness eventually won. It is now known that advisors begged Matt to be flexible and to allow for some of the same tactics, but The Lion stood strong. “As one cannot change the path of the moon”, he is rumored to have said, “so can no man change the path of Truth”. TransFTU fell, and with it, the biggest hope for the community’s future. The arrogant powers won.

The ones closest to him say that, even to the last moment, Outland believed so much in the Truth that he did not believe, for a second, that he would fail. When finally, he saw that Truth had failed him and the people were easily led astray, it was yet another shock, that is, his third disillusionment. His first, being Disillusionment with Authority (the monarchy), the second, Disillusionment with Revolution (the current FTUSA), and the third, Disillusionment with The People (his failed experiment). After that, Matthew Outland left everything, and cut himself off from society, to wander the world, as the Prophets of old, to search for The Truth Behind The Truth, or as he as mentioned in his writings, the True Truth, the thing that will finally save people from themselves.

After years of searching, Matthew Outland came to a conclusion. He did not find what he was seeking for, but he did find something. The True Truth was to be found IN the people, not in isolation, so he came back to the community, to preach, to seek, and to fight. He still faces the occasional exile, but he always comes back now, resolute, but patient. His old foes look at him and laugh that the Blue-Eyed Lion of Truth is now dead and they call him the Pussy, not the Lion, but his oldest supporter, some of whom don’t support him openly in the community, know that the Lion has become smarter, less naïve, and is biding his time. At the right time, and the right opportunity, he could be the change that is needed, and the people, finally unafraid, will come out, to support him en masse.

[MADali]

An example of the propaganda attacks against the old king,

[Roy]

Chris is so fickle! He pretended to join me at the TransFTU rebellion, but he only lasted one day before he ran back to Big Fagot's bosom at FTU.

[GimpMask]

Outland is one of the all-time greats. When he was Outland. Kakarot52 often does not produce humor.

Theldorrin may be the real power but only because Yogurtman doesn't care unless the board has gigantor black phallic images as a backdrop and his home address linked to his place of employment and such, and because Seru honestly doesn't give a shit. They've both proven their excellence, and I've been here since February 22nd (mothers and memes bday)2000,and Chris has never had any power. Maybe mild influence, but c'mon, I was an administrator before, I was given my own forum which was handed to outland as I stumbled down railroad tracks mumbling about Slavs

Chris was MY fan, not the other way around.

I want some sugar. I'm going to force the nurses to give me a bunch of sugar to put in my Skip Bayless' version of three fingers of Wild.Turkey, diet mountain dew with sugar in it


Anyway nobody ever had true this is it power outside of three until late, where ALDP can tell theldorrin to ban someone and he will

[ALDP]

Actually I'm the one who told Theldorrin to give you a second chance which you instantly blew, you retarded insufferable fuck