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The Death And Eternal Life Of Junior Seau
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Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:07 am)
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Post     The Death And Eternal Life Of Junior Seau
A play.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:08 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
What is this? Where am I? I was deciding to do something, and then ...
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:09 am)
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Post     Old woman
Welcome, Junior. Welcome to Hell.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:09 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
Grandma? What's going on?
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:10 am)
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Post     Grandma
I wish I could say I were happy to see you, my precious pineapple. I've been here a few years at least so I can teach you what little I know.

*They embrace*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:13 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
Grandma, I've been so scared, so helpless, and now I'm even more scared. I did something terrible because I thought it was the only way.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:24 am)
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Post     Landscape
*Beneath a sky streaked black and red, a brutal wind blows in turn icy and blistering. Every bare mountain and blade of dry, dead grass murmur "YOU ARE MINE" in Latin, again and again, filling the ears and making it impossible to be alone with one's thoughts. Apparitions of other condemned come and go, asking for pity, pawing at their tortured assholes and genitals, and screaming at nothing.*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:25 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
I don't know what this place is, but I'm here now. Whatever happens, whatever kind of test this is, we'll face it together. Grandma ...
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:25 am)
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Post     Grandma
...

Yes, Junior?
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:26 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:26 am)
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Post     Grandma
Junior? Say something, my pineapple. Let me know you're still th
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:27 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
DAAAHHH!!!!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:27 am)
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Post     Grandma
Junior, you're hurting me! Let me go!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:27 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
DAH!! DAAHHH!!!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:29 am)
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Post     Grandma
Oh my ... the doctors took your brain. I thought they would ... Junior, I thought we'd have more time together ...

*A tear escapes and runs down her wrinkly ass face*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:29 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
DAH!!!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:30 am)
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Post     Grandma
You're right, Junior. OH! It's alright, you didn't hurt me, you can't know ... you're right, this is a test. We'll face it together.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:33 am)
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Post     An extremely long time later
It turned out that even though religion was true, so was science. The half life of the proton turned out to be exactly (100 vigintillion)!!!!! millennia, and all the matter back in the universe has since succumbed to proton decay, although that memory is now far too ancient for any mortal mind to remember.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:33 am)
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Post     Grandma
We've always been here, Junior. We've always suffered.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:34 am)
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Post     Junior Seau
DAAAHHH!!!! *squirms as red hot penis enters him and cooks his bowels from inside*
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