Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

ALDP · (Fri May 25, 2012 12:59 am)

This thread is "Things DBZ characters never say," right?

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri May 25, 2012 3:34 am)

Chi Chi - "Of course you can just die and hang out in heaven while I raise your two kids who are over powered and can fly and shoot energy beams from their hands, I have no problem with this at all."

Roy · (Fri May 25, 2012 4:04 am)

I'm sorry that I yelled at you three years ago! I still hate butthurt, though. Good thing it's gone out of style now. It seems to have metamorphosized into "asspained" and "buttdevastated". Once again, Fagtown was ahead of the curve with the advent of "anal destruction" many years prior.

ALDP · (Fri May 25, 2012 9:39 am)

Master Roshi: "Put those titties away, they're makin me sick."

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri May 25, 2012 12:15 pm)

Vegeta: "It doesn't bother me that Kakkarot is stronger than me. Maybe he can teach me some of his training techniques."

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri May 25, 2012 5:02 pm)

Freezer: "I can see that you are stronger than me Goku and I give up, you win this one."

Everyone in the Dragon Ball universe: "I do not want to search for the Dragon Balls today, instead I will focus on my studies and start a career not revolved around fighting."

Seru · (Fri May 25, 2012 6:24 pm)

Uh, Gohan studied all the time and only fought out of necessity. Fucking noob.

ALDP · (Fri May 25, 2012 6:58 pm)

Goku: "Kill my friends, I don't care and won't do anything about it."

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri May 25, 2012 10:33 pm)

I know I thought of him while writing that but I was thinking more so the younger years of DBZ.

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri May 25, 2012 10:34 pm)

Nappa: "This planet has a pretty strong farmer over there, perhaps we should leave Vegeta and find a nice spa planet. If I relax enough maybe my hair will grow back."

Big Fagot · (Sat May 26, 2012 11:16 am)

Yakon: "This is perfect, Goku never kills people. I'm 100% safe."

Fagzilla · (Sat May 26, 2012 7:09 pm)

Haha!

So you CAUGHT that one too.

Toriyama dropped the ball that day, didn't he!

My Head Hurts 90 · (Wed May 30, 2012 10:45 am)

fartin around

ALDP · (Wed May 30, 2012 10:51 am)

That is an excellent expression

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu May 31, 2012 4:59 am)

On the night shift I am fartin around on people's keyboards.

Nickass · (Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:23 am)

"Put that cock away."

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:34 am)

Nickass you dyed your hair red

Mike Dunn · (Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:51 pm)

I recently heard someone refer to taking a off as "rippin' hog", and have since adopted it as my go-to off term.

SuperPsaturn · (Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:10 pm)

I like the expression "shit eating grin."