Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

KAIL'S BIG TIME BURGER JOINT

I need to make a thread about this shithole. I started reading it from the beginning and there's no way for me to flame him on his site without registering for his retarded message board. Chris, MADali, you talk about how you miss the GOOD OLD INTERNET. Maybe we should do a board invasion???? I don't even see how it would be possible.

http://www.dudegurlz.com/index.php?page=home&id=98

People will often comment about how funny the stories I tell on Destroy All Slackers are, and yeah, they are pretty funny, but I can't dedicate every episode of the show to my stories. So I started this blog to share all my fabulous stories with anyone willing to listen.

I honestly can't even tell if he's joking here.

My name is Kris Kail. Put simply, I’m a comedian. I’m also a slacker. Don’t get me wrong, I work hard, probably harder than anyone I know, but only because I want there to be a point in the next ten years where I can just kick back, play some video games, and go at my own pace. That’s one of the reasons why I’m writing this blog. My three favorite things are Gurlz, Lunch, and Money. Let’s break it down: with a blog, I can claim I’m a master of writing, something that would make any girl wet in the loins, and from there I can use money from the sales of the book version to buy lunch on a daily basis, and well I pretty much already touched on the whole money thing. This blog will inadvertently lead me to my three favorite things. Thank you for reading this blog and aiding in my quest for gurlz, lunch, and money.

The most obvious comparison is Jon Allen, but at least Jon Allen can do a couple of impressions and is once removed from studying improv with Whoopi Goldberg.

I guess that means I should fill this thing with something of value to make sure you don’t regret wasting your time. Well, in my twenty years on this Earth, I’ve encountered some of the wackiest, most hilarious situations most 80 year olds who lived rich fulfilling lives haven’t even been witness to. I’ve been held at gun point, was almost stranded in New York City with no money to get home, heartbroken by a girl who told me she’d always love me and then wound up leaving me for no reason, heartbroken by McDonald’s overhype of the McRib, and I’ve gotten laid. Numerous times at that!

The only part of that which sounds remotely exciting is being "held at gun point." I won't get into specifics about that YET, but I will spoiler one thing: it turns out really boring.

When I was ten years old I attributed the voice in my head to my left hand, because I saw the anime classic Vampire Hunter D. In Vampire Hunter D, the main character D has a parasite in his left hand who would talk to him, and I felt I could relate to that, so I always just envisioned that the voice was my left hand. The best way to understand the voice in my head is to actually watch Vampire Hunter D or play Splatterhouse, the voice is a snarky, smart alecky asshole like D’s left hand or the Terror Mask. He’s unfortunately not voiced by Jim Cummings, though.

FUCK YOU

[johnbuisthegreat]

People who contradict themselves in one sentence are pretty bad. I am a slacker but I work harder than anyone else.

I wonder if this dude is full of himself for an internet image angle to base his site off of or if he has a weak personality and tries to accommodate with this internet image.

Also I think you may have posted this site in the past, do you visit it regularly to get yourself pissed at the world?

[MADali]

ALDP alter-ego?

[MADali]

http://www.dudegurlz.com/index.php?page=home&id=369

This DrDogs247 guy seems to be great though,

woof woof woof!
Hi FURRiend,

Thanks so much for the support.....sure not getting any from twitter BOL
(barking out loud)

I really don't know why they suspended my account but it really bites.

Always tried to be a good dog and obey whatever they say to do.
In any case, I have been writing to them and whining to get out of the dog
house, just waiting and waiting for their reply now.

Tail is sagging, having lots of separation anxiety issues being away from
furriends like you for so long.

Can't wait for them to restore the account so I can run free again and
send out lots of poochsmooches along with the tips on animal care and
little jokes to keep tweeps smiling.

Miss ya....wanna send you lottsa kisses!

Very touched with the rally to save me on twitter......feel like I am in a
kill shelter and really need a rescue.
Think you are truly pawesome....and you know that's WAY better than awesome!

Thanks again for the love and support mySweet, furriends like you just
can't be beat. Hope to cya SOON!

Tailwags, kisses and ALL my best wishes to you
Yours Truly,
@DrDogs247

[MADali]

Haha, paweseome.