Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Fri May 11, 2012 12:02 pm)

I know similar threads to this have been made in the past, and I don't expect this to flourish now, but maybe someone else will have one soon and return here
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Jason · (Fri May 11, 2012 12:02 pm)

Last night, I dreamed that Lexy had two dicks.

Chris, was that the moment?
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Fagzilla · (Fri May 11, 2012 2:57 pm)

There is literally nothing more pointless and insufferable than listening to people recount their dreams.

To me at least, and I know Roger Ebert (SWOON) feels the same way,

And here you are, asking for it!

I'd much rather people talk about the mundane, everyday shit that happened to them this morning than whatever random garbage their subconscious happened to vomit up.

Jason · (Fri May 11, 2012 3:02 pm)

You giant fucking dork, people say that about tedious, irrelevant dreams.

It says "FTU Dreams" right at the top. Do you really think a single sentence about someone who we all know having diphallia is what people (amazingly, in addition to Roger Ebert) talk about when they go HUHHH LISTENING TO PEOPLES DREAMS IS SO BORING HNNNGGG.
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Fagzilla · (Fri May 11, 2012 3:06 pm)

I include FTU dreams in that assessment.

I would so much rather read three paragraphs about what you consciously, intentionally think of me than what your brain dream-barfs of me!

Fagzilla · (Fri May 11, 2012 3:07 pm)

I'm sorry, I guess I shouldn't harsh on your thread so bad.

Jason · (Fri May 11, 2012 3:07 pm)

I thought you love the subconscious and psychic auras and ghosts and ALL THAT FUCKING GARBAGE.
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Fagzilla · (Fri May 11, 2012 3:11 pm)

Dreams were kind of ruined for me by the biggest idiot in the world, who was really into dream interpretation.

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri May 11, 2012 5:26 pm)

I found the chat log back from January 16th about an FTU dream I remembered

(9:35:11 AM) boba_fett: Aldp! You and Calvin were quickly in a dream of mine
(9:35:27 AM) boba_fett: We were racing to subway and I drove fast on the shoulder and passed some traffic and left the two of you behind
(9:35:29 AM) aldp: Were you trying to rob you?
(9:35:32 AM) aldp: Oh
(9:35:35 AM) boba_fett: then I got to subway and you guys were not there
(9:35:36 AM) aldp: Asshole!
(9:35:40 AM) aldp: Sorry
(9:35:46 AM) aldp: We had to go rob some people
(9:35:59 AM) aldp: We're lowlife New York City hoods now
(9:36:27 AM) aldp: If we don't rob enough money for our rent, we're gonna rob our landlord
(9:36:44 AM) boba_fett: we were in 3 different cars
(9:36:59 AM) aldp: Yeah, we robbed those cars from people
(9:37:10 AM) boba_fett: you have to do what you have to do
(9:37:19 AM) boba_fett: I got to subway and it sucked
(9:37:27 AM) aldp: That sucks!
(9:37:27 AM) boba_fett: then I ended up dreaming about my dog being attack by wolves
(9:37:31 AM) aldp: What was wrong with it?
(9:37:37 AM) boba_fett: and I was glad when I woke up she was ok
(9:38:00 AM) boba_fett: You grabbed your own bread then your own cheese but after that I put them on the counter and no one was working
(9:38:04 AM) boba_fett: so I could not get anything else
(9:38:10 AM) boba_fett: and I will not eat just cheese and bread
(9:38:18 AM) aldp: You couldn't toast it I guess?
(9:38:46 AM) boba_fett: I thought about going and getting some chicken myself but I thought that was wrong and not worth it
(9:38:57 AM) boba_fett: it was very detailed for being an oddly short dream

johnbuisthegreat · (Fri May 11, 2012 5:26 pm)

I found the chat log back from January 16th about an FTU dream I remembered

(9:35:11 AM) boba_fett: Aldp! You and Calvin were quickly in a dream of mine
(9:35:27 AM) boba_fett: We were racing to subway and I drove fast on the shoulder and passed some traffic and left the two of you behind
(9:35:29 AM) aldp: Were you trying to rob you?
(9:35:32 AM) aldp: Oh
(9:35:35 AM) boba_fett: then I got to subway and you guys were not there
(9:35:36 AM) aldp: Asshole!
(9:35:40 AM) aldp: Sorry
(9:35:46 AM) aldp: We had to go rob some people
(9:35:59 AM) aldp: We're lowlife New York City hoods now
(9:36:27 AM) aldp: If we don't rob enough money for our rent, we're gonna rob our landlord
(9:36:44 AM) boba_fett: we were in 3 different cars
(9:36:59 AM) aldp: Yeah, we robbed those cars from people
(9:37:10 AM) boba_fett: you have to do what you have to do
(9:37:19 AM) boba_fett: I got to subway and it sucked
(9:37:27 AM) aldp: That sucks!
(9:37:27 AM) boba_fett: then I ended up dreaming about my dog being attack by wolves
(9:37:31 AM) aldp: What was wrong with it?
(9:37:37 AM) boba_fett: and I was glad when I woke up she was ok
(9:38:00 AM) boba_fett: You grabbed your own bread then your own cheese but after that I put them on the counter and no one was working
(9:38:04 AM) boba_fett: so I could not get anything else
(9:38:10 AM) boba_fett: and I will not eat just cheese and bread
(9:38:18 AM) aldp: You couldn't toast it I guess?
(9:38:46 AM) boba_fett: I thought about going and getting some chicken myself but I thought that was wrong and not worth it
(9:38:57 AM) boba_fett: it was very detailed for being an oddly short dream

Theldorrin · (Fri May 11, 2012 6:57 pm)

I think it was pretty significant when I had that dream about having sex with that brunette dude.
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Magic Juan · (Fri May 11, 2012 10:10 pm)

I've had a lot of FTU related dreams.

The only dreams involving Morgan specifically had her crying to me about MHH90 and Trevor, though.

Jason and I were detectives in one dream and Jason was smoking a cigarette and some fucking goon shot the cigarette and Jason make a cocky smirk.

ALDP · (Fri May 11, 2012 10:32 pm)

That... was no dream...

ALDP · (Fri May 11, 2012 10:33 pm)

Hey MHH90, how are you sleeping these days?

Richard Cristopolis · (Sat May 12, 2012 2:46 am)

Could this just be a dream thread, or does it have to do with you guys specifically?

My Head Hurts 90 · (Sat May 12, 2012 6:46 am)

Pretty well! I haven't been stabbed, eaten, or disemboweled for a couple of months.

Jason · (Sat May 12, 2012 12:29 pm)

I love Stefan's dream.
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johnbuisthegreat · (Sat May 12, 2012 2:58 pm)

Dreams about your FTU Buds

Clotho · (Sun May 13, 2012 12:55 am)

Sometimes, I have nightmares about eating at McDonalds.

Jason · (Sun May 13, 2012 10:27 am)

Why, do you find yourself there without a parent and become terrified of being abducted?
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