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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:48 am) Reply

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http://www.cultofmac.com/157641/this-creepy-app-isnt-just-stalking-women-without-their-knowledge-its-a-wake-up-call-about-facebook-privacy/
“Okay, so here’s the way the app works,” I explained to my friends.
Girls Around Me is a standard geolocation based maps app, similar to any other app that attempts to alert you to things of interest in your immediate vicinity: whether it be parties, clubs, deals, or what have you. When you load it up, the first thing Girls Around Me does is figure out where you are and load up a Google Map centered around your location. The rest of the interface is very simple: in the top left corner, there’s a button that looks like a radar display, at the right corner, there’s a fuel meter (used to fund the app’s freemium model), and on the bottom left is a button that allows you to specify between whether you’re interested in women, men or both.
It’s when you push the radar button that Girls Around Me does what it says on the tin. I pressed the button for my friends. Immediately, Girls Around Me went into radar mode, and after just a few seconds, the map around us was filled with pictures of girls who were in the neighborhood. Since I was showing off the app on a Saturday night, there were dozens of girls out on the town in our local area. |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:51 am) Reply

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There really is only one reason for woman to be signing into foursquare anyways. |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:51 am) Reply

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To get fu.... |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:54 am) Reply

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Fulfilled! |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:52 pm) Reply

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Do you use this, Clotho? Do you find girls around you? |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:39 pm) Reply

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Matt, I really want to give you a serious answer because we have something to discuss, but you're always just being a faggot and refusing to act mature.... Like a big fat gay baby! So no, I can't tell you if I use this to find woman (or "girls" you pedo), you'll just have to keep contemplating about how to solve your loneliness issues because I won't be involved! |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:50 pm) Reply

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I want you to make a quality thread for completely fucking up the board! What does it matter what I do with this marvelous application, do you think the rest of the board wants to hear your juvenile thoughts about my opinions on this application! Stop being so selfishly pompous; people don't give a rat's ass about your 4th world journalism skills. This isn't a personal interview with me. You fully assume that I even want to answer these questions for you? Do I need to hold your hand, too? You're being a belligerent little retard by acting on your own. I would spank your parents if they were around me. |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:50 pm) Reply

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I'd spank them with my dick. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:20 pm) Reply

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You took the creepiest possible excerpt out of the article, you retarded goddamn creep. |
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