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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:24 pm)
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 I believe I have solved the mystery of outland |
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He can only be one of two people. One was beaten to a pulp by the Cyborg and left, I seriously doubt it is him. The identity of Matthew outland is ADLP. Only a genius who knows A Confederacy of Dunces very well could possibly pull him off. It is not possible that he is real. Hubris could not be the culprit. He just could not do it, his total disconnect.from the board just would not permit it. I don't believe outland is real, though if he WAS he is the most insane human being to ever exist.
ADLP I await your rebuttal to my perfect prosecution. [/img] |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:26 pm)
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| *cornered variation starts up as lines fly in the background* |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:34 pm)
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| Yeah. Slow day. Regardless, I cannot allow the identity of Ultimate Troll to stay unknown. Otherwise the truth will be lost forever... |
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ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:45 pm)
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| He's met Chris and he still chats sometimes. He's probably just some retard named Matthew Outland. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:48 pm)
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| Nnngohh! Im...im ... possible ... |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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Posts: 15034
(Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:56 pm)
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OBJECTION!
The majority of his posts are heavily inundated with so much Ignatius, it is no coincidenc.e. Are you honestly suggesting that he just so happens to be a nearly spot-on rendition of the main character of a well-known work of fiction that has what would amount to the perfect, definitive posting style for FTU to experience? |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:09 pm)
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*taps temple with two fingers twice*
Entertaining your hypothesis will allow me to show the true contraindication in your testimony. He met hubris who tried to introduce him to meems. He walked the earth in a manner which would not be possible for even the hardiest adventure seeking vagabond. He then proceeded to mysteriously work his way into Chris' home with no attempt to halt his advance. All the while posting at FTU as a mysterious clone of a first tional hero.
All of this points to an impostor posing as the ultimate ultimate. Your connections to this character along with your superior mind and unending drive along withyour knowledge of the I.tricacies of aforementioned novel point to you as the genius behind outland! |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:13 pm)
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| This actually turned out well. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:12 pm)
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*Apparently needs better bait when fishing for compliments*
Urk! |
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kakarot52
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
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(Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:37 pm)
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| Hoho! Grand! |
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