Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:11 am)

*long live undead goblin king*

My Head Hurts 90 · (Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:23 pm)

Well, it's obvious now that Penn State's power comes entirely from raping boys.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:25 pm)

Joe Paterno knew the world wouldn't understand how essential pedophilia is to success, that's why he had to keep it all a secret.

8 bit orgy · (Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:44 pm)

YOU went to Penn State! Huh-huhuhhuh.

8 bit orgy · (Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:37 am)

I was watching this thing on ESPN where Tim Tebow was working out by chopping wood in a Jacksonville forest. Then as the group were driving home exhausted they heard on the radio that Tebow is at best a 3rd round pick. So he jumps out of the car and just starts pushing it randomly (3/4 ton SUV). Then when he got bored of that he just ran into the night!

I mean, I thought people like this were made up! Is Tim Tebow like the physical embodiment of Naruto or something? I mean, they both are totally inept until THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT.

Mike Dunn · (Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:19 pm)

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-fantasy/09000d5d82531224/Patriots-defense-sack-28-yd-loss

8 bit orgy · (Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:23 am)

That's seriously, in some Naruto-ish way, the gutsiest play I've ever seen.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:41 pm)

I don't watch Naruto. Is Naruto also a showboating, overhyped, overpaid mediocre athlete? Does Naruto get down on his knees and pray to god every time he successfully punches a bad guy?

Seriously though, I really don't get what makes Tim Tebow an exceptional quarterback in any way. As far as I can tell the main reason he gets so much press is because Christians jerk their dicks to him.

Magic Juan · (Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:26 pm)

He isn't a good quarterback. People have been giving him a pass because the Denver defense had won 8 straight games in a row.

8 bit orgy · (Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:16 pm)

Just like that last game, right? I think Tebow is the only talent on the team.

Also, he doesn't get hype because he's a Christian. I'm pretty sure 90% of football players are just like him (Kurt Warner, Steve Young, Reggie White). I think he's popular because he'll play through a broken leg and actually play to the END of the game.

In fact, I'm pretty sure Tebow is popular DESPITE being on the Broncos and being Christian. Mark Sanchez, Matt Lienart got so much undo popularity because they could pose for GQ. The best player on the Broncos offense is a fucking white receiver. Their defense's best player is Elvis fucking Dumerville, which in Madden, retires immediately after the end of the season.

8 bit orgy · (Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:28 pm)

I mean seriously, I don't remember any fucking athlete that has ever been popular because he was a Christian. How are people making this argument?

ALDP · (Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:38 pm)

There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:27 am)

There are a lot of very Christian people in this country who admire Tebow for his religion first and football abilities second. There are more than to of them to speak of anywhere here.

Theldorrin · (Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:54 am)

Isn't he the guy that should have been aborted?
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ALDP · (Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:07 am)

Isn't everyone?

Yogurtman · (Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:26 pm)

Tim Tebow is awesome because everything that everyone says about him is true. He is an objectively bad quarterback with a hideous throwing motion, and he is also a powerful speaker and leader of men who wins football games via magic.

Seru · (Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:52 pm)

Those catchphrases as so not cool anymore.

Theldorrin · (Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:48 pm)

Yogurtman definitely should have been aborted.
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Magic Juan · (Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:02 pm)

I can't believe 8 butt orgy tried to troll me!

Especially considering the Broncos drafted Von Miller.

Shit!!!!!

Yogurtman · (Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:02 pm)

But then you would have been denied the opportunity to participate in this excellent thread!