Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Big Fagot]

LOADED! IT WAS LOADED!!!

[Action Hank]

A man arrested for allegedly having a car filled with goats, roosters, pigeons and a duck starred in an adult film series called "Bang Bus."

Raul Armenteros, an adult film star who goes by the name of "Ramon," and another man James Arroyo Jr. were charged with 22 counts of animal cruelty last week in Miami when police discovered eight roosters, four guinea hens, four pigeons, a duck and four goats — including one that died — inside their car.

Armenteros was later revealed to be a skin flick actor who had sex with women in the backseats of cars in the "Bang Bus" series, TMZ reported.

Police responded to a call on Monday that noises, sounding like baby cries, were coming from a parked car. There wasn't any child inside, but cops found animals "in distress," including four goats "tied up inside plastic bags," CBS Miami reported.

[Mike Dunn]

What the fuuuuuuck?

[8 bit orgy]

This is insane!


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This should be the banner.

[Mike Dunn]

I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND KILL YOU.

[ALDP]

There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.

[NakedSnake]

A US beauty contest winner who claimed she was stripped of her crown because she had gained weight has won her courtroom fight to regain the title.

Seventeen-year-old Domonique Ramirez claimed pageant officials in Texas had told her to “get off the tacos”.

Organisers of the Miss San Antonio contest said she was dismissed because she had breached her contract by arriving late to events and failing to conduct herself in a way befitting a beauty queen.

After nearly 12 hours of deliberation, jurors in Bexar County, Texas, ruled in favour of Ms Ramirez.

Judge Barbara Nellermoe said she didn’t “have any choice but to reinstate Domonique Ramirez as Miss San Antonio 2011″.

Organisers took away the teenager’s crown in January. During the week-long trial, pageant director Linda Woods said the teenager had turned up to a bikini shoot overweight, making the pictures “unusable”.

Ms Ramirez told the court that pageant bosses had said she “needed to lay off the tacos and the junk food”.

Jury foreman Jesse Sanchez told the local newspaper, the Express-News, that the verdict was a “a hard decision”. She declined to divulge what damages and fees were awarded to Ms Ramirez.

Now that she has her title back, Ms Ramirez is eligible to compete for the titles of Miss Texas and Miss America.

But one complication remains. During her dismissal period, another Miss San Antonio, Ashley Dixon, was crowned.

“I don’t plan on taking the crown away from Ashley. I’m hoping that we’ll be able to share and she can go to Miss Texas as well as Miss Bexar County, and we can both share the crown,” Ms Ramirez said.
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It is I, Outland

[8 bit orgy]

Any disease that can be cured by acting like a normal human being is not a disease.

[NakedSnake]

the problem with your argument is normal people are obese
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It is I, Outland

[Ryoko's Biatch]

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa -- A Council Bluffs man faces several charges after witnesses told police he threw a cat from a seventh-floor apartment window with his pants down.

On Wednesday morning, officers were called to 455 W. Broadway for a report of someone tossing a cat from an apartment and exposing himself. According to the police report, officers found a gray cat, which later died, bleeding and barely breathing near the sidewalk.

Witnesses told police they saw a man expose himself from the seventh floor of an apartment building across the street. They told police he then threw the cat out the window.

Officers identified the apartment from which the witnesses said the cat was thrown and made contact with a man inside.

The 29-year-old man, identified as Gerardo Martinez, answered the door shirtless with his pants down, the police report said. Officers asked him to pull his pants up and asked him about the cat.

Martinez, who admitted to using meth, first denied having a cat, police said. Later, he changed his story and told police his boyfriend threw the cat from the window three hours prior, police said.

When police told Martinez that witnesses said the cat was thrown more recently, he said he attempted to have sex with the cat and then threw it out the window, along with a pornographic DVD, police said.

Police arrested Martinez and witnesses identified him as the man from the window.

Martinez -- who turned 30 on Thursday -- has been charged with animal torture, bestiality and indecent exposure, according to the Pottawattamie County attorney.

He's being held in the Pottawattamie County Jail and faces up to five years in jail if convicted.

[NakedSnake]

Sean McDonnell, the 57-year-old charged in the case, apparently ordered his German Shepard to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four that he met in an online fetish chatroom, according to the Journal.

They met to perform the kinky act with the canine, but the woman died hours later from an attack similar to a reaction unleashed by a peanut allergy, according to the Irish Daily Star.

Although the woman perished on October 7, 2008, McDonnell was just charged in Limerick. It's an unprecedented case on the Emerald Isle where it's believed that no one's been prosecuted under the country's 1861 buggery laws, the Journal reported.

A conviction could land McDonnell in prison for life.

The Gardai, the Irish police, determined that the sex was consensual, according to an article originally published in the Irish Daily Star.
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It is I, Outland

[Ryoko's Biatch]

DALLAS — Dallas police say a mother has been accused of forcing her 6-year-old daughter to use cellphone video to record the woman having group sex.

The Dallas Morning New has not identified the mother, to protect the identity of the child in the sex-related case.

The woman was held Monday in the Dallas County Jail on a charge of indecency with a child, with bond set a $50,000.

Police didn't immediately return a message Tuesday on whether the mother was still in custody following her arrest Saturday. Police say the investigation involves three incidents since March and several men.

A tip led police to the woman's apartment. Her daughter has been placed with Child Protective Service Services.

The newspaper reports an attorney for the mother did not immediately comment.

[NakedSnake]

Haggis is traditional Scottish dish made of a sheep’s pluck, that is, their heart, liver and lungs. The pluck is combined with minced with onion, suet, oatmeal, spices, salt and stock. These ingredients are normally simmered in the animals stomach, although modern commercial producers prepare the ingredients outside the animal’s stomach, and combine them afterwards. Although Haggis does not sound or look appealing to most Westerners, it actually has an excellent nutty texture and delicious flavor. The strong cultural influence of the Scottish people may have contributed to its recent rise in demand, especially with celebrations like Burn’s Night, which honors the life and work of iconic Scottish poet Robert Burns with the consumption of Haggis.

Currently, the only haggis one can get in the US is an offal free one, meaning that the haggis is devoid of the sheep’s internal organs. This is due to the fact that there is an import ban of all products made with sheep lung. Haggis is produced with 10-15% sheep lung depending on the recipe. The import of Haggis is also further complicated with the import ban of all beef and lamb products from UK back in 1989 as a result of a Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (more commonly known as Mad Cow) outbreak.

These outdated bans and overly strict regulations deprives many Scottish descendants from enjoying the traditional Haggis they were raised on. The Scottish people, their government and world renown Haggis producer Macsween has recently considered asking the American government to lift the ban, and open the large Western market to this exquisite staple.
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It is I, Outland

[Yogurtman]

Ban.

[Seru]

Confirmed.

[Seru]

I wish I wasn't leaving for three days because now I have a reason to post!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

It was plane madness.

Chaos erupted on JetBlue's red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

"I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl's father caught Vietze midstream.

"I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face," said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

"The father was screaming, 'F - - k that kid! I don't want him near my family!' " the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.

Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

"Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?" the pilot said over the public-address system. "We have a medical emergency."

With no volunteers, the flight crew kept the man calm and tried to tidy him up, again raiding the liquid-soap container.

"The pilots kept coming out of the cockpit to talk to the flight crew about what was going on," the witness said. "When we landed, the pilot warned us that police were coming."

Six Port Authority cops met the plane at the gate at around 6:30 a.m.

Two escorted the ill passenger off, and four took Vietze into custody.

Vietze was issued a federal summons for indecent exposure and released.

[Magic Juan]

plane madness

[Vinny]

A DISTRAUGHT mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs. Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals killed her. She screamed: “Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!’”

Her mother Tatiana said that at first thought she was joking. “But then I heard the real horror and pain in Olga’s voice, and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing.”

She added: “I could have died then and there from shock.”
Unknown to Tatiana, the bear had already killed her husband Igor Tsyganenkov – Olga’s stepfather – by overpowering him, breaking his neck and smashing his skull. Olga, a trainee psychologist, saw the ­attack on her stepfather in tall grass and reeds by a river in Russia and fled for 70 yards before the mother bear grabbed her leg.

As the creature toyed with her, she managed to call Tatiana several times during the prolonged attack. Tatiana rang her husband – not knowing he was ­already dead – but got no answer.
Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!

She alerted the police and relatives in the village of Termalniy, near Petropavlovsk Kamchatskiy, in the extreme east of Siberia.
She begged them to rush to the river where the pair had gone to retrieve a fishing rod that Igor had left.

In a second call, a weak Olga gasped: “Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They’re... eating me”.

Finally, in her last call – almost an hour after the first – Olga sensed she was on the verge of death.

With the bears having apparently left her to die, she said: “Mum, it’s not hurting anymore. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.”

The call cut off and that was the last Tatiana heard from her ­daughter. Half an hour later, Igor’s brother Andrei arrived with police to find the mother bear still devouring his body. Badly mauled Olga was also dead.
Six hunters were sent in by the emergency services to kill the mother bear and her three cubs.

The double killing is the latest in a spate of bear attacks across ­Russia, as the hungry animals seek food in areas where people have ­encroached and settled on their former habitat.

A weeping Tatiana said that Olga had everything to look forward to, and was happy with her life and boyfriend Stepan.

“My daughter was such fun. She was so cheerful, friendly, and warm,” said Tatiana.

“She had graduated from music school, and just days before the bear attack she got her driving licence.”

Her husband and daughter are due to be buried today.
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[Vinny]

In a second call, a weak Olga gasped: “Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They’re... eating me”.

*murder.mp3 begins playing*
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