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NakedSnake
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(Sun May 22, 2011 1:59 am)
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James Bond is the ideal spy. He wears a big black tuxedo in broad daylight, so even a retard will have an easy time aiming at him. He uses his real name (or otherwiese reveals himself) and introduces himself to people. He also gets drunk on the job and is easy to capture.
Anyway, here are the worst bond movies:
Dr. No (1962-Sean Connery)
From Russia With Love (1963-Sean Connery)
Goldfinger (1964-Sean Connery)
Thunderball (1965-Sean Connery)
You Only Live Twice (1967-Sean Connery)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969-George Lazenby)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971-Sean Connery)
Live and Let Die (1973-Roger Moore)
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974-Roger Moore)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977-Roger Moore)
Moonraker (1979-Roger Moore)
For Your Eyes Only (1981-Roger Moore)
Octopussy (1983-Roger Moore)
A View to a Kill (1985-Roger Moore)
The Living Daylights (1987-Timothy Dalton)
Licence to Kill (1989-Timothy Dalton)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997-Pierce Brosnan)
The World is Not Enough (1999-Pierce Brosnan)
Die Another Day (2002-Pierce Brosnan)
Casino Royale (2006-Daniel Craig)
Quantum of Solace (2008-Daniel Craig)
"Bond 23" (November 2012-Daniel Craig)
Other films
Casino Royale (1954-Barry Nelson)
Casino Royale (1967-David Niven & Peter Sellers)
Never Say Never Again (1983-Sean Connery)
I kinda liked Goldeneye though. What do you think were the worst James Bond movies?
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sun May 22, 2011 3:23 am)
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You thought your criticism of James Bond was so sharp and so incisive that you deleted the post it was originally in so you could repost it as a new thread.
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NakedSnake
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(Sun May 22, 2011 3:31 am)
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Yes.
Anyway, are the books better than the movies?
"In the book, Pussy Galore is a lesbian gangster, representing an all-female syndicate called the "Cement Mixers." By the end of the book, Bond manages to convert her to heterosexuality"
This seems more detailed than the movies. I wonder where I could get these books for free?
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Magic Juan
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(Mon May 23, 2011 10:13 am)
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| Quantum of Solace was a piece of shit. |
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Potatoes
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(Mon May 23, 2011 11:58 am)
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| The 1967 Casino Royale is a fun movie if you drink a bottle of wine beforehand. |
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Potatoes
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(Mon May 23, 2011 11:59 am)
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| Actually you don't even need the wine! |
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ALDP
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(Mon May 23, 2011 12:27 pm)
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| What if you drank a bottle of wine during the movie? |
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ALDP
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(Mon May 23, 2011 12:29 pm)
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| I read it in an issue of Cosmopolitan that pausing movies briefly will make you enjoy them more, such as if you had to go pee a few times. |
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Mon May 23, 2011 9:18 pm)
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| There are more important things to think about in the world. Like real-life "stargate" projects, or experimental black-budget aircraft. |
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Mike Dunn
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(Tue May 24, 2011 3:57 pm)
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| Or how you should shut the fuck up. Let's start a conversation about how Frank should shut the fuck up forever. |
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