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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Fri May 20, 2011 5:42 am)
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(place to post strange, overheard conversations)


At a sushi restaurant, some frumpish girl saying (enthusiastically) to some other girl and presumably her poor boyfriend:

"Most people say that a couple can't have a true connection without sex. Well, Judaism can act to replace sex. It lets a couple produce the same endorphins in the brain---the same chemicals they feel as sex. Without the sex...until marriage."
Big Fagot
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(Fri May 20, 2011 5:53 am)
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That explains it.
ALDP
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(Fri May 20, 2011 10:07 am)
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What, does this just sound like a funny joke to you two? Judaism does exactly what she said.
Magic Juan
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(Fri May 20, 2011 10:13 am)
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I was at work so I couldn't hear anything in full detail but a guy was on a cell phone conversation talking about his Flomax prescription and said the words "Stream or no stream, they'll have to get the piss out of me some how."
Servbot
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(Fri May 20, 2011 10:25 am)
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Overheardinnewyork.com is sort of a huge deal.
ALDP
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(Fri May 20, 2011 11:25 am)
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Weak stream is one of the things Flomax is supposed to treat.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Fri May 20, 2011 10:30 pm)
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Guy blows smoke into a girl's face outside a bar:

"That smoke was in my lungs. It was inside me. Something that was inside me is now all over your face."
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Fri May 20, 2011 11:49 pm)
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Everyone, everywhere, all the time:

"Ace Kendo is a retard bitch"
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NakedSnake
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(Sat May 21, 2011 12:00 am)
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Really? I thought Ace Kendo was among the more hardcore posters at FTU
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Sat May 21, 2011 12:23 am)
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Maybe Ace Kendo should stop eavesdropping on people's conversation like a fucking dork!
rorschach
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(Sat May 21, 2011 11:14 am)
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I overheard AH eats babies.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Sat May 21, 2011 1:47 pm)
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Please.
Big Fagot
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(Sat May 21, 2011 2:55 pm)
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Please.
Magic Juan
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(Sat May 21, 2011 10:29 pm)
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Donk fuck.
Richard Cristopolis
~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~
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(Sun May 22, 2011 1:03 pm)
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thall
Big Fagot
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(Sun May 22, 2011 1:15 pm)
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I just noticed that 9gag stole that image from The Chive, a website which steals content from Reddit, which sucks.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sun May 22, 2011 6:07 pm)
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Peter how you doing?
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