Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Fagzilla · (Fri May 06, 2011 2:23 am)

Obviously these won't be mysteries to everyone!

- What was "the thing" Chris didn't know about?
- What happened to Jason during The Lost Year? What made him so fat that he had to join a FOOD GROUP? Why is he so docile now?
- Who is the Masked Phantasm?
- What is Chris's SECRET that Morgan knows?
- What happened to Outland's ruby?
- What does Theldorrin look like?

Fagzilla · (Fri May 06, 2011 2:24 am)

I guess this is more about adding your own mysteries than it is about actually having the mysteries answered.

Fagzilla · (Fri May 06, 2011 2:32 am)

- Where exactly did Potatoes, Nickass, Clotho, and BigJoeMex come from anyway?

Actually, origin stories might make a good thread on its own.

Theldorrin · (Fri May 06, 2011 8:04 am)

What was "the thing" Chris didn't know about?

I don't know what that is even in reference to.

Anyway, have you seen that picture of the poor African child that is going to be eaten by a vulture? I look like that, except white and I have glasses.
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NakedSnake · (Fri May 06, 2011 9:41 am)

Are all Iranians cousin molesting faggots who dream of moving to the US before realizing only retards move to the US?
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Mike Dunn · (Fri May 06, 2011 11:20 am)

I think the thing Chris didn't know about is that Derek is gay. He knows that now right?

Fagzilla · (Fri May 06, 2011 11:43 am)

Yes.

I also know that you're gay.

Mike Dunn · (Fri May 06, 2011 11:57 am)

Theldorrin · (Fri May 06, 2011 12:19 pm)

When I heard Derek was gay, one of my first reactions was to tell everyone that they shouldn't tell Chris.

There are a lot of things that Chris doesn't know, though.
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ALDP · (Fri May 06, 2011 12:35 pm)

Yeah, it would be pathetic even if a relatively informed person made this thread of stuff that is only mysterious to/about him. The fact that it's an out of the loop shithead like Chris just makes it... Hard to even enjoy.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri May 06, 2011 12:37 pm)

He just wanted to talk about his secret without telling us what it is because he's a bitch.

Fagzilla · (Fri May 06, 2011 12:49 pm)

I don't even know what my secret is.

Richard Cristopolis · (Fri May 06, 2011 6:25 pm)

woah too disturbing actually to just post like that

here's a 3d render of bert from sesame street

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2011/0503/1224295911967_1.jpg?ts=1304727897

Theldorrin · (Fri May 06, 2011 7:51 pm)

I'm pretty sure that I sleep posted the Masked Phantasm. That's the only explanation that makes sense.
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Fagzilla · (Fri May 06, 2011 10:33 pm)

This thread should be a lot better than it is.

Or, maybe not a lot, but at least not this.

Not a piece of shit!

Jason · (Fri May 06, 2011 10:52 pm)

The mysteries you came up with were pretty poor.

I appreciate you calling me docile, though. Really.
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Theldorrin · (Fri May 06, 2011 11:54 pm)

I'd be more interested if more of the mysteries were about me or if I had heard of the other ones.
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Fagzilla · (Sat May 07, 2011 12:55 am)

Yogurtman can save this thread!

ALDP · (Sat May 07, 2011 6:25 am)

It's hard to imagine Yogurtman being tone-deaf enough to think this thread should be saved from the muck where it was born.

Fagzilla · (Sat May 07, 2011 2:05 pm)

Well now I just feel EMBARRASSED.