Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

I accepted an invitation today to do an interview with Castor Troy in veneration of the 10-year anniversary of DBZ Uncenosred's closing.

I'm flippin' out right now.

Do you know what this fucking means?

It means that someone wants me to talk about myself.

They're going to ask me questions, about my thoughts, opinions, feelings and more, to which I will then respond, in as much or as little detail as I wish.

It's going to be a situation where I talk about myself, and it will be inappropriate for someone to say "god, just shut up, nobody cares. SHUT THE FUCK UP, annoying piece of shit" or think to themselves "wow, this essay this guy wrote ABOUT HIMSELF is really self-indulgent. Who the fuck asked?" Those sorts of criticisms won't apply to the situation. Saying or thinking things like that will be out of bounds, because the talking about myself will be contextually appropriate and, in fact, encouraged.

Indeed, me not talking about myself would be in direct opposition to what was desired. Like, if I didn't talk about myself, the scenario would be deemed a failure. Castor Troy would say "well shit, that's no good, he didn't talk about himself at all!" and the people who clicked on the link to the interview, which will be called "Interview With Chris Psaros," or maybe "A Conversation With The Legend", will be disappointed that the link doesn't deliver on its promise of being an HTML document within which Chris Psaros talks about himself, in detail and at length.

[Servbot]

Only you give a shit.

[Action Hank]

So, Chris, what do you feel about Egypt?

[Supah Ted]

Chris i care!!!!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

You should use this as an opportunity to plug FTU.

[Theldorrin]

It'd be more interesting if it were a job interview.
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[Fagzilla]

I'm going to steal that joke, for the interview.

Castor: So, how has life gone for you over the past 10 years?

And I'll be like

Chris Psaros: Well, let's just say it's too bad this isn't a job interview!

[Servbot]

Are you going to do a plug for your new project?

[Fagzilla]

I just got the questions.

Ugh, all but two of them are about fucking DBZ.

This is bullshit. I don't know why I thought that fucking Castor Troy was capable of being the catalyst for the interview that I deserve.

This could have been fucking amazing.

[Richard Cristopolis]

Haha!

[Derek Payne]

Castor Troy is fucking awful.

[Big Fagot]

You're so sure nobody is going to link him to this thread, and that nobody has already saved it in case you get any bright ideas.

[Derek Payne]

The one that's a faggot.

[Fagzilla]

Why would it matter if someone linked him to this thread?

Castor knows that he's muh boy! I mean, he WAS a Pick Of The Moment.

Do you think people just became Picks Of The Moment randomly?

As for FTU, hey, I've got nothing to hide here except everything, and I will never sleep soundly again until every single one of you, along with all storage media and browser caches in your possession, are buried in a mass grave in a desert and ftusa.org's lease has expired, but it's cool.

[Action Hank]

You should just make every response be about how awesome Jon Allen is.

[Derek Payne]

Your secrets are safe with me, Chris.

[Fagzilla]

Some, even most of you, I trust. Either because you understand and respect THE CLOSET, or because you absolutely could not give the tiniest shit anymore.

But even 99% containment would be useless as long as MADali still breathes.

[Theldorrin]

This thread is so self indulgent.
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[Action Hank]

You seem surprised by this.

[Fagzilla]

Say that about the interview Theldorrin!