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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:48 pm) Reply

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That's what she's saying. Obviously a movie in a language other than English will be distributed with subtitles but there's no option to activate/deactivate or set the language. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:36 pm) Reply

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My Sassy Girl!
There are a few bad Korean movies. Most are pretty good but suffer from being too long. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:31 am) Reply

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The Evil Dead: I'm sure everyone who is interested has already seen this, but I decided to watch it again since it's been a long time since I saw the original. It's a solid film that really only loses out to the sequel because Evil Dead 2 is filled with FUCK YEAH moments. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:37 pm) Reply

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Aimee & Jaguar: A movie about a Jew and the wife of a Nazi soldier falling in love during World War II? I think we all know how this one ends. But what if you spice it up by making them lesbians? NOW I'm interested! An epic love story! |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:56 pm) Reply

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A Fistful of Dollars is better than Yojimbo. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:52 pm) Reply

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A fistful of dollars is pretty hard to beat, especially if you are about to be stuffing them in some depraved girls g-string!!! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:00 pm) Reply

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For A Few Dollars More is vastly under-appreciated. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:57 am) Reply

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Valhalla Rising was tite. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:56 am) Reply

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It made no sense! |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:40 pm) Reply

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Nobody Knows: If you like Japanese dramas that are super depressing and five hours long this is the movie for you.
This movie was fantastic and I urge anyone with any interest in seeing this movie not to Wikipedia it as its based on true events (soilerz) and also even more depressing. _________________
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:51 pm) Reply

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No wait, Netflix lied. It's only 2 hours. Alcohol has affected my ability to judge the passage of time. _________________
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:29 am) Reply

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The Blob: Starring Matt Dillon's younger brother, Amanda from Saw and featuring Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop, this film written by Academy Award nominated writer and director Frank Darabont is pretty great. It gets bonus points for being one of the few horror movies where a child is shown dying. I watched this movie so many times when I was a kid and it absolutely holds up despite a teenage badass in a leather jacket and a mullet. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:38 am) Reply

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You Kill Me: Pretty neat dark comedy movie about a hitman falling in love. Ben Kingsley is very awkward in this film and it moves at a slow pace but is still good.
Freaked: The 90's at its best. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:31 am) Reply

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I challenge Vinny to watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:24 am) Reply

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The Omen: AVE AVE VERSUS CHRISTOS
The Machinist: My first thought when I saw the emaciated Christian Bale was, "This must be what other people see when they look at me." Pretty decent movie, but I feel like the general concept has been done before and better. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:10 am) Reply

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A Nightmare on Elm Street: I'm not sure if I prefer the more serious tone of this movie and New Nightmare or the wacky Freddy Krueger of the sequels, there are certainly advantages to both takes. But they're also both lame. The whole concept of killing people in their dreams is dumb. I like some of the more elaborate dream sequences because they're more visually interesting than Freddy chasing his victim around their own house, but I think the payoffs in the original Nightmare are so goddamn good. The wall and ceiling drag is really cool and so is the fountain of blood. But the rest of the movie is about an annoying chick refusing to sleep and her annoying parents being retarded. And Johnny Depp watching TV while listening to music.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare is by far the best one and Freddy Krueger can suck my dick! Jason Voorhees forever! |
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Skytrotter Joined: 17 Jan 2009 Posts: 45 (Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:18 am) Reply
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The Girl Next Door: What's not to love about this movie? Misfit kids, porn stars, ludicrous plot elements.
Up: The first ten minutes put you through an obstacle course of emotions. The rest of the movie is pretty decent. Probably my favorite pixar after finding nemo.
Ninja: I was a little bit disappointed. I know they were trying to use nostalgia of old ninja movies, but I thought the whole thing could have been a little bit more interesting. The fight scenes were decent but didn't leave me wowed.
The Time Traveler's Wife: I kept on waiting for something interesting to happen. But it didn't. It was like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button but without any of the amusing parts.
Legion: Basically a zombie movie, except this time God's angel's are possessing everyone and trying to exterminate the human race. The highlight is the old woman who goes nuts on everyone. Standard fare of people trapped in a situation and doing dumb things which causes them to die one by one. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:51 am) Reply

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I accept Mike Dunn's challenge. _________________
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:59 am) Reply

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Legion is completely amazing. It's like someone built a screenplay printer which turns text into a finished movie, gave it to the trashiest guy who failed to graduate with me, and told him to write the award winningest movie he possibly could. |
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Skytrotter Joined: 17 Jan 2009 Posts: 45 (Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:06 pm) Reply
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btw, I cheated, I didn't get any of those movies from netflix. I got them from PIRATES |
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