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I'm going to jail, Seriously guys. this is so fucked up.
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The Great Jon
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:20 am)
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Post     I'm going to jail, Seriously guys. this is so fucked up.

So you've probely been wondering where The Great Jon has been since he posted that amazing story last time. Well, about 4-5 months ago I sold a gun to a friend (i bought it myself a few years ago 2nd hand)

Well this FRIEND was cought with it in his car, in which he was also drunker then shit. For a reason I will never fucking understand as long as I god damn live on this faggy ass earth, when asked where he got the gun, he replied I bought i from Jon ******

So, the fucking cops pay me a visit at my house, i invite them in we talk and they asked me if I sold him the gun.

Yes officer, I did. (What the fuck do i have to worry about, there's nothing illegal in my state about doing that)

Well Guess the fuck what??? The Cop says to me, the serial number for that Gun were filled off and the man you sold the gun to was convicted of a Felony.

MY ASS IS GOING TO JAIL ON JANURARY 3RD. I already went to court and was convicted and sentinced to 1 year in Jail.


You can post your condolences here.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:29 am)
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homo jon
johnbuisthegreat
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:29 am)
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probably, caught, filed, sentenced
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:53 am)
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Don't listen to her! She's already dead!
8 bit orgy
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Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:18 pm)
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This is funny because I was going to make a long post about my experience at a packed downtown Tampa gun range. That and Gilbert Arenas joined the Magic on the same night.



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Fagzilla
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Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:23 pm)
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Post     Re: I'm going to jail, Seriously guys. this is so fucked up

I gotta tell ya Jon, I don't believe this story.

You've fooled us one too many times!
The Great Jon
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:11 pm)
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Post     Re: I'm going to jail, Seriously guys. this is so fucked up

I hear ya, yeah its like the boy who cried wolf. but this time its true. Its cool if you dont believe me but yeah, this is real. On good behavier my PD said i could get out in 7-8 months but yeah, this is no bullshit.
The Great Jon
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:11 pm)
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Just wanted to let you guys know, thats all.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:29 pm)
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Aren't homos supposed to lie constantly? Isn't that one of their notorious qualities? I think Jon might be a homo.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:32 pm)
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At least if he is gay he can have all the sex he wants.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:29 pm)
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This is pretty shitty! I mean, the fact that you can go to jail for selling something to someone who later uses it illegally.

**JON** doesn't post enough for me to miss him, but I'm sure he'll have some new stories to post in the fall.
Vinny
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:33 pm)
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This reminds me of when Pat went to prison. He's the innovator of a tragic, shitty life.
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Theldorrin
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:40 pm)
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MADali went to prison for a month.
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:40 pm)
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Yeah, but Pat actually deserved it.
Action Hank
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Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:05 pm)
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Real or not, why do people tell cops shit? You don't have to say anything. Why even potentially incriminate yourself?
ALDP
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:10 pm)
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Police are there to protect people and help them.
Theldorrin
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:14 pm)
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Police are the enemy.
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:19 pm)
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Theldorrin is black??
Richard Cristopolis
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Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:20 pm)
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Look out for black trucks in Boston because I know one undercover who drives one.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:21 pm)
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So we should look for that one to do our crimes near because you can get us off!?
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