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Cladun: This is an RPG! Review

 
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Richard Cristopolis
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(Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:38 pm)
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So, in light on this horrid nightmare that has existed since I dropped out of college then quit work (FOR THE SAME REASON), I have decided to therapy'ize myself with something I've always found disconcertingly therapeutic: Reviewing pornographic content.

So this is Cladun: This is an RPG! Bought on the PLAYSTATION STORE on a whim, it's download only!

Chapter One!

Downloading.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:59 pm)
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Good luck!
Richard Cristopolis
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(Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:11 pm)
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Chapter 2!

This is by Nippon Ichi Software, apparently, so I guess I should've assumed it'd be an RPG self-parody.

Anyway, the game is distinct RPG-Zelda fashion, and they give you an option at the start of the game to either make the music 8 bit or otherwise. I made it 8 bit! Does that turn you on?

So yeah top-down perspective, totally 8 bit (if it were made on a 32 bit console). Main character girl, Puddin' (yups) runs over to a dungeon screaming for TREASURE, her white-knight runs up to her, screaming that she shouldn't be out LOOKIN' FOR TREASURE when they have class at dojo. She screams "I'M FIFTEEN, THAT MAKES ME AN ADULT IN MOST VIDEOGAMES." And she runs to the nearest dungeon, enters, falls, white-knight bitch runs after, enters, falls, both enter Arcana FUckstick Place!! Place

Arcana fuckstick place is where people search for treasure.

You run out come across Priscilla a mage who tells you about the... strategy system, and calls Pudding a raucous slut on more than one occasion. Which is cool.
Richard Cristopolis
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(Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:00 pm)
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This game is fuckin' amazing. It's more amazing because NO FAQS exist for it yet. No strategy. And it's hard.

Seru. Get this game.
Richard Cristopolis
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(Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:01 pm)
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THERE'S CO-OP SERU WE COULD DO CO-OP
Seru
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(Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:46 pm)
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Maybe on Monday if my credit opens up. Every time I pay those dicks it requires three days to process and I'm left without a credit card! Though I also had my eye on Z.H.P. Unlosing Ranger vs. Darkdeath Evilman so we'll see.
Seru
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(Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:47 pm)
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PSP games have the best names.
SuperPsaturn
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(Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:40 pm)
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I downloaded that. It's a grindy dream come true!
Richard Cristopolis
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(Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:40 am)
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Yes it's pretty much a real-time Disgaea. For once, God answered my prayers.
Fagzilla
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(Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:15 pm)
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He actually didn't, it was just a coincidence that you prayed for something he was going to do anyway.
ALDP
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(Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:11 pm)
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The truth is, God did this because I prayed for him to NOT do it.
Richard Cristopolis
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(Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:12 pm)
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Hurm yes he does work in mysterious ways.
Potatoes
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(Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:16 pm)
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She certainly does.
Richard Cristopolis
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(Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:57 pm)
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Nevermind, this game sucks dick.
Richard Cristopolis
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(Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:58 pm)
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He/She forsake me.
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