Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Richard Cristopolis · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:38 pm)

So I was with my (SO CALLED) friends when I said I was at a bar, then relating a funny story, then concluded with the simple, plain fact that the bartender has huuuge tits.

Then THE GIRL said, "Oh, is that all you consider about a woman, Rick? Is that all you really care about?"

I mean, no, but I do remark on the fact when a chick has fairly large breasts. I mean girls do it too, and most of them are bisexual anyway!

Plus all the guys are going, "Oh you would be looking at her boobs, wouldn't you?" And whatnot. Fucking... are they that much of a bunch of nerds or are they just harping on me for putting Mezzo Forte on one night?

Am I crazy? Everyone talks about boobs, right? It's a fact of life...??? MAYBE??

Magic Juan · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:01 am)

TITZ are fucking awesome. You should have jumped over the counter and started sucking on them. Your friends are trying to be polite!

Richard Cristopolis · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:17 am)

What's polite? Is it socially defined? I get this group of people talking about TITZZ like they're nothing, and I got this other group of people staying true to Roman Catholic rules! WTF??!?! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE BE THE SAME ABOUT SUCH A SIMPLE CONCEPT

Magic Juan · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:20 am)

I don't know, you have a group of friends who want to ignore breasts to appear civil. Whatever. Fuck them.

Bladtman · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:43 am)

bro next time one of your friends snaps at you for talking about big ass titties put your foot in his chest

Servbot · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:54 am)

My group of friends only talk about tits.

Jason · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:55 am)

My group of friends consists exclusively of giant, talking tits.
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ALDP · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:58 am)

Rick, your friends were just giving you a hard time. They just wanted to see you squirm under their accusations and judgment!

You probably said it in a really dumb way, like "OH YEAH, AND THE COUNTER MOMMY HAD BIG, *places hands on own chest* ...YOU-KNOW-WHATS."

Richard Cristopolis · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:24 pm)

totally did not...

maybe. i don't want to be like chris chan.

johnbuisthegreat · (Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:42 pm)

I really do not care to notice tits unless they are truly out of proportion. I can think of once when I was at the fair with my friend and his girlfriend and I side eyed a huge pair and after a couple of steps I made sure to tell my friend "Look at that girls tits" other than that I ignore them.

Skytrotter · (Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:02 pm)

your friends are a bunch of boobs.

Action Hank · (Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:10 pm)

Boobs are awesome things that women should be proud of having (sorry Morgan!)

Richard Cristopolis · (Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:52 pm)

I just don't get how people are so quick to HARP on me about talking about boobs when all day at work, they're all like "OH biddie," and, "Oh did you want that (big ol') TIGGOES?" , and, "TOTALLY WOULD," and, "UHP IN DA BUM, TOTALLY WOULD."

Maybe all my socal-led friends are just assholes. Or tits or whatever fits your fancy.