Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

This guy is pretty famous. Post your favorite Chris Chan stuff.

[Fagzilla]

I did not for a second think that this thread was going to be about me!

[johnbuisthegreat]

or is it!!?

[Fagzilla]

ehehehehEHEHEHEH

[ALDP]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/c/c2/ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG
http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/f/f7/1256079873949.jpg/800px-1256079873949.jpg

Jason linked these in the chat. I don't know if there's more of them or what, but they are both very good as documentation of Chris Chan's terrible power, and somebody actually doing something funny and not just shooting at the biggest fish in the smallest barrel in the history of trolling.

[Richard Cristopolis]

Encyclopedia Dramatica has the latest Chris Chan updates, including the lurid pictures he drew of himself and the girl he was stalking.

[Fagzilla]

Um, I think the latest Chris-chan updates are here: http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2006

[ALDP]

Chris Chan is unhyphenated, it is from his last name "Chandler" and is also a nod to Jackie Chan.

[Richard Cristopolis]

The title "Chris Chan" is widely known throughout a decent portion of the internet as an abhorrent POS, a failure to humanity and the Autistic spectrum he insists upon justifying all of his faults and mistakes, a fat FUCK who fucking LOVES to humiliate himself on the internet for reoccurring short-term fame, a SHITSTA

oh wait

[Fagzilla]

...

...ehehehehe...

[Fagzilla]

there can be only ONE!

[ALDP]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_5

You know Jackie, but on the way to film the video, I thought of more to J.J.'s background. Such as his "Real Name" being Junior Jenkins. And that he had a gay experience at summer camp at 7; he was not thrilled with it afterwards. Years later, he has two dude friends who are gay, but he keeps them at bay with his straightness. Although, curious at 14, he asks one of them to do him one night, so that happened. And at the end, he was Terribly NOT Thrilled at all; to go into extensive details, he Came and Threw Up Simultaneously. Definitely Straight. I even felt like I was going to throw up myself from imagining the whole thing. I also came up with his birthday being on July 16, as well as a few other stories from when he hitch-hiked from Boston to Ruckersville, VA. I have him crashin' at a house across from mine, where he has relatives who are the "Black Sheep" of the family.

[Richard Cristopolis]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_chan

"Chris appears to be stuck in a strange, child-like mentality where he feels guilty when discussing sex. Because of this, he is forced to use different words, like "pickle" and "duck" for dick, "hanky-panky" for sex, "boyfriend-free" for single, among other things. He started buying sex toys and porno videos back in 2006, and when discussing sex with other people (specifically Megan and a recent troll), he goes into intimate, almost scientific or educational detail. When Megan claimed to be uncomfortable with Chris discussing sex, Chris goes into full detail of how a handjob works and that he has learned everything he knows from pornography. "

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read.

[Rice]

I had no idea the Sonichu guy made porn of his characters. Fuck.

[ALDP]

I'm not sure how that learning to read by closed captions would work, I don't think I've ever seen CC on TV that were actually well synced to the speech. But I believe it, anyway.

[ALDP]

Between having the SSI and the money from the job, I would make well over 1500 a month together; I do not think anyone at Wal-Mart (below Manager-like positions) would make that much a month, so it works for the better. And I use the term, "Tugboat", in reference to the expression, "Our ship has come in", which is in reference to a HUGE amount of money coming your way. The "ship" is defined normally as a Luxury Cruise Ship, yet it can either come in without trouble, or more likely Sink and Fail. A Tugboat is More Reliable, and it comes in at a scheduled time per trip. A tugboat is less likely to sink, because it is built more durably than a cruise ship. And that is why I call my monthly SSI income my monthly Tugboat.

[ALDP]

SSI is the disability insurance he gets for being retarded...

[Potatoes]

He's not retarded he's autistic

Also lol his dad's dead too!

[Action Hank]

Man, it sure is funny making fun of people with actual mental and communication problems.

*sets up bait, dresses in deer fur*