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[ALDP]

Urban Dictionary is awful and fascinating.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=krock1dk
This retard has like 450 definitions, including (I'm up to the 5th of 62 pages) descriptions of several HGTV and Discovery Channel shows, reviews of several states, and his conservative views on various issues. Here is his definition for "nice guy" (tags: relationships women men sociology dating romance love sex lonliness). I like to imagine it starting as a soft, nasal mumble and gradually rising in volume and intensity until he is shrieking the italicized section where he's supposed to use the word in a sentence.

nice guy 75 up, 35 down
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A guy who always gets the short end of the stick and "finishes" last and is often overlooked by women and never really appreciated by the woman of his interest, no matter what he does. Women don’t often think of him as being much more than just a good friend; they only rely on him to listen to their problems or to hang out with, but would never consider dating him. He has a hard time getting a girlfriend because, God forbid, he has average looks with an average physique, and she would rather date a handsome dumb jock with a nice car, who treats her terribly, than to date an average guy. He frequently gets rejected by women because they are driven by their self-centeredness and superficiality, and don’t realize that he is the man of her dreams and right in front of her. In his childhood he was probably one of the last kids to be picked on the team to play kickball when he was a good player. And he may have even been bullied as a kid. The nice guy is probably a lonely person who just wants to fall in love and get married like everyone else, but for some reason women and people miss out on who he is. As a result of his lonliness and his natural need for sex and intimacy and relationships, he will get off on himself, only wishing he could share his life and body with the woman of his dreams. He probably has a lot of lonely nights, and the only time a woman sleeps with him or ever finds him attractive is because she is drunk. The nice guy will genuinely go out of his way to help the girl he has an interest in, but in the end his favors are disregarded. A nice guy always finishes last after bullies, jocks, jerks and rich guys. Evidently, his trustworthiness, honesty and commitment are only secondary to looks, money, and materialism. The interesting thing is that when women get depressed and stressed out being involved with the bad men, they always come back to the nice guy to help them.....until the process starts over again. And then, after decades of being in bad relationships, these same women are all-of-sudden 60-yrs old and single or divorced and wonder why they couldn’t find true love and the man of their dreams, when he was under their nose the whole time.
Basically, a nice guy is the worst insult a guy can receive by the girl he is interested in. It means “you are good enough to talk to and to get to know on a superficial basis out of convenience, but not good enough to get to know on a deeper level or to date.” When the girl I liked talked about me and said I was a “nice guy” to her female friends, I knew my chances of dating her were minute. Being called a “nice guy” is anything but a complement and makes me feel sad.

[Richard Cristopolis]

ugh i mean obviously a child or a very bitter twenty something but nice guy theory has seriously been debunked. anyone who still believes in it needs to take a good look around and at themselves.

[Richard Cristopolis]

Here's mine from several years ago:

cat ears and tail

Used to describe virginity. Inspired by the Japanese manga "Loveless," where humans are born with feline ears as well as tails (males and females alike). After having sexual intercourse, their ears and tails fall off. It is used as a sign of purity and innocence.

No, I've never had sex. Still have my cat ears and tail, as they would say.

[ALDP]

You can post any interesting UrbanDictionary stuff you want in this thread, but that krockdick guy I linked is pretty amazing if you just skim his entries. If he has 430 accepted entries, I have to assume there's like 1,000 that were rejected.

[ALDP]

My favorite feature of UrbanDictionary is the mugs/tshirts/magnets ad that appears on every entry.

"buy sacs to the face mugs, tshirts and magnets"

[ALDP]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=all%20about%20them%20franks

This entry about "all about them franks" is only funny if you read it under the assumption that its building to a sexual joke, and that "franks" is referring to hot dogs (but really penises)

[Roy]

Shit, I wish Loveless was real so I could at least get some cat ears out of it.

[ALDP]

Roy, are you all about them franks?

[ALDP]

I'm only asking because, maybe... I could be... I mean, I think maybe I could be about, you know... certain franks...

[ALDP]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=job&defid=3258259

[Fagzilla]

This shit never ceases to amaze me.

The formula for making women attracted to you (or at least not-unattracted to you) has become as simple and widely known as the Konami code, and faggot dork retards who spend all day on the very Internet that's brimming with resources devoted to the topic STILL haven't figured out the "nice guy" thing?

Jesus Christ, the female psychology involved is so nowhere near as inexplicable or complicated as they make it out to be!

I thought the Internet would have eradicated this by now, like polio.

[Roy]

Frank was all about them pats a heh heh!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The problem with "nice guys" is that they're not really nice. They're assholes, but they're passive-aggressive assholes who aren't assertive so they never get what they want and blame everyone else for their problems.

[ALDP]

Chris, the WISDOM you're referring to isn't going to be easily applied by guys who haven't already grasped it intuitively, or even by somebody who knows why it's valid but doesn't have the will to overcome their shyness and simpering instincts.

Also, since all of that PUA shit boils down to "Tease/ignore women, women only like assholes," I don't think it will ever be instrumental in toppling the perception that women are insane parasites that continuously feed off of the abuse and sexual gratification of certain men and the overflowing generosity of the rest of them.

[Magic Juan]

The Rules of Attraction are very easy to learn provided you have any sort of self-confidence. Everything TL said is absolutely correct and I also think Chris has a point, in which ALDP piggy backed off that point to nuance it further!!!!

[ALDP]

krock1dk is so awesome!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bumper%20sticker&defid=3111776
bumper sticker
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A means by which people-wheather you agree with their opinions or not--cleverly show off their opinions that the rest of us are too shy to tell. My favorite says: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT S**T."
A bumper sticker is tacky, but is a clever way people show off their stinking thinking.
tags: automobile bumper politics views opinions

[Theldorrin]

The whole dating scene is an excellent example of the horrendous oppression perpetrated by extroverts on the rest of us.
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[Big Fagot]

Nice guy theory.

[Big Fagot]

Nice guy theory.

[ALDP]

Big Fagot made fun of the post Rick Cristo made