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ALDP · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:03 am)

I keep having really big farts, and right after I fart I sit there anticipating how bad it will smell, and when it smells like a dead body full of overcooked broccoli, I feel like "Haha, yeah!!" and am satisfied.

However, this is only in private.

Mike Dunn · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:01 pm)

Every morning I have what my girlfriend calls McDonalds farts. They smell like a fresh bag of McDonalds food. It is probably the biggest hurdle in our relationship.

Derek Payne · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:40 pm)

I had a rotten egg fart a few days ago, and I pretty much disintegrated myself with it.

Magic Juan · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:54 pm)

Luckily fat doesn't disintegrate

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:01 pm)

This thread is AWESOME!

ALDP · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:38 pm)

Nobody asked you, Chris.

Jason · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:29 pm)

Oh God, this wasn't a gay movie title at all!
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Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:31 pm)

I was really flatulent at work for a while. Like, every day I had horrible farts nonstop that couldn't be contained. The guy who sat next to me is gone now, I hope I never have to face him again.

Action Hank · (Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:33 pm)

This thread is a blessing from some giant flapping anus in the sky.

Given my destroyed digestive system, I worry when my farts don't peel the paint.

BigJoeMex · (Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:15 am)

I fart super loud sometimes! But when I fart the loudest is when nobody's around. That kind of makes me sad...

Roy · (Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:16 pm)

I can't stand the smell of farts! If I have to do it, I go into the bathroom or other isolated area, pull down my pants so that it can't possibly stick to my clothes, fart, then quickly run out of there. The area is considered contaminated and a no-go zone for at least 15 minutes.

Mike Dunn · (Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:51 pm)

Potatoes · (Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:57 pm)

Roy, you should wear a maxipad filled with activated charcoal.

ALDP · (Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:02 pm)

I don't know how often I feel farts I can't control. I think I usually fart while I'm going pee, or when I'm by myself and don't give an F.

Mautty · (Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:15 pm)

I ate a huge breakfast burrito before going to the DMV on Tuesday to pay a ticket. Well the wait was like an hour and a half, and the burrito was just cooking up some super gas that my stomach was in pain. When my number was called I stood up I crop dusted a whole row of people. It was so bad that one guy started gagging. Thank god the fart made no noise.
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Action Hank · (Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:26 pm)

Sporkism · (Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:29 am)

Ewwwwww

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