Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Big Fagot]

Yeaahh, you faggot shit-tards like talking about yourselves, don't your asses? Yeah, you do. Yeah.

[Big Fagot]

I tend to speed up concordantly with my desire to drive fast, but then top out at the speed limit because tickets P.O. me. I'm pretty good at maneuvering, like when parking, but I don't pay enough attention to be a "good driver".

My car is very clean, on the inside.

[Mike Dunn]

I always go five miles per hour above the speed limit. I go into a blind rage when people drive slow in the fast lane on the highway and I ride their asses until they merge (like they should have before I fucking rode their asses). I can't parallel park for shit.

[Fagzilla]

Driving is for the suckers who take me places!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I hate it when people drive slow, too, but tailgating is never the answer, broseidon!

[Big Fagot]

That's correct. The answer is to get in front of them and hit the brakes.

[Fagzilla]

Haha, P.O. me.

[Big Fagot]

Thanks, Chris.

[Clotho]

Guys, the answer to the slow drivers is turning on your high beams when you're on their bumper.

[Big Fagot]

Do you guys sing when you drive?

[Action Hank]

Just look at all these suckahs, thinking ya'll know how to drive!

[Servbot]

I usually do about five over the posted speed limited. Most of my attention is on the car in front of the car I'm behind. I almost always keep at least a car's length worth of distance between me and whoever I'm behind.

The Initial D soundtrack is a must while on the highway.

[ryanz19]

I drive about five to ten mph over too, but everyone here seems to. I also have a habit of checking my rear-view mirror a lot, especially since I was rear ended by some asshole last year.

I have never seen so many psychotic, impatient drivers in my life until I moved to this area. There's times where I'll be doing 80, and they'll still ride my bumper and flash their high beams at me.

Also, 495=a nightmare.

[Derek Payne]

I used to go about 10 miles above the speed limit, but a $180 ticket put a stop to that. I tend to drive with the flow of traffic, or if there is no traffic the speed limit or 5 miles above.

However, if I'm on the highway I drive 10 to 15 miles about the speedlimit.

[Fagzilla]

Servbot is such a white person.

I'm sorry Servbot, but it's true!

[Derek Payne]

I agree with Chris on this point.

[Magic Juan]

I've lived in the gaygay suburbs all my life, so I always drive like a fucking OLD PERSON so that I don't have to deal with the fucking asshole cops who pull you over for going 3 over the limit because they see a YOUNG PERSON DRIVING A CAR.

Montreal taught me to drive like a total, self-entitled asshole, but I'm very considerate about letting people pass. I GO FUCKING BERSERK IF PEOPLE LANE CHANGE WITHOUT PUTTING ON THEIR TURNING SIGNAL. I literally become a crazy psychopath who goes "Let's go, bruthas" and light a cigarette and try to scream out of my window at whoever lane changed without warning .

Other then that, I'm usually a pretty cautious driver as I've had to take a lot of road trips (I drove from Montreal to Tennessee in one 25 hour shot alone) and I always have car fatality statistics running through my head, driving me to anxiety induced insanity when I drive.

[Derek Payne]

My name is Gato.
I have metal joints.
Beat me up and earn 15 silver points.

[Roy]

I'm a terrible driver, because I'm constantly daydreaming and looking at buildings or hot teenagers. I also get very carsick, which is made worse by sunlight.

Oh, I'm very calm and never get enraged about anything. Even if somebody cuts me off I never honk the horn, probably because I could see myself doing the same thing. One thing that does annoy me is people who ride bikes on the road. That would be fine if they were doing some kind of manly Running With The Bulls-esque training, but they just don't care if cars are behind them.

[Fagzilla]

Oh boy. Don't get Lexy started, on that!