Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Derek Payne]

My standards are pretty low, Chris, but they aren't that low.

[Fagzilla]

HOW DARE YOU.

[Servbot]

I tried to get into the local wine snobbery scene but realized most of the expensive stuff tasted exactly like the cheap ten dollar bottles I'd picked up at the grocery store.

[Derek Payne]

I've developed extensive analysis on who I would and wouldn't sleep with here at FTU.

[YES]

I don't have strong opinions on wine;


other than I like Italian (Tuscan) wine best. Supposedly french make the best wine if youre a millionaire.


American wine I like least for a simple reason; they put the most sulfites in it.

See, an american wine boss said "Yeah this stuff is shall we say, too, um, HEALTHY. Could you put nasty chemicaks in it to fuck it up? I'm really trying to watch my figure. My PLUMP figure hahaha"

[Theldorrin]

I can get away with not liking wine. But I'm really awesome, so I can understand why it would be problematic for other people.

You can generally make someone very uncomfortable drinking/eating anything by just watching them intently while they do it. Unless the social expectation is that you are watching them drink/eat, in which case you should be completely disinterested.
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[Theldorrin]

Now I want to go to a wine tasting and tell everyone that I don't drink.
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[Potatoes]

"I'm only here to taste, thanks anyway."

[Sporkism]

Ever since I started making a conscious effort to eat better a few months ago, I have lost all desire for alcohol. But even when I liked to drink, I always hated wine. I think it tastes like shit, really. Some people try to tell me that you have to "develop your palate," but fuck that, I don't want to have your retarded wine-loving palate!

I probably obsess way too much about what I ingest, though. I feel guilty if a day goes by where I don't eat vegetables and I become visibly distressed if I have to eat non-whole wheat pasta. I wouldn't mind having the occasional Woodchuck or cocktail, I guess, but I'm not supposed to drink while on Wellbutrin anyway. And it's decidedly bad for my Nightmare Colon.
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[Derek Payne]

Yeah, one of the reasons (and there are quite a few) that I don't drink is that it rips my stomach apart.

[Richard Cristopolis]

Have spent the last three years of my like in a haze of purple. Recently have declared myself straight edge to get myself back on track.

Socially, not as much as a complete AIDS trainwreck as I was before, but still a pretty bad vehicular syphilus collision.

Not as terribly depressed as I was before, have had sex more than I have ever expected (2 women! golly!). Considering I was in mental hospitals and social reformation houses for the majority of my teenage years I think I'm doing alright.

22, live with my parents, not stressing too much, given up vidya aside from my Neo Geo Emu, hopefully going to community college for phlebotomy this fall.

Worst poster on the board who listens to mall metal. All's right with the world.

[YES]

PEople who pay attention to diets are morons. Try the no-bullshit diet:

A: DRINK A SHITLOAD OF WATER. IT WILL HELP YOU DIGEST AND MAKE YOU HAPPY IN MANY OTHER WAYS. WATER IS HUMAN OIL

[Action Hank]

If life is a drink. . . man do I wanna get drunk!

[Seru]

Hey guys, I don't drink either! We're awesome.

[Seru]

And I'm sorry Rick Cristo, you're not even in the running for worst poster at the board. You're barely detestable!

[Magic Juan]

I have a feeling tonight is going to supply me with plenty of opportunities to pawn off my new surplus of pills and powder.

[YES]

[u]lol[/u]