Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Spamdini · (Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:02 pm)

That Ronnie James Dio has stomach cancer.

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LexysaurusRex · (Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:52 pm)

that makes me really sad!

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:56 pm)

Here is the latest update from Wendy Dio:

"Ronnie has been diagnosed with the early stages of stomach cancer. We are starting treatment immediately at the Mayo Clinic. After he kills this dragon, Ronnie will be back on stage, where he belongs, doing what he loves best, performing for his fans.

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:56 pm)

His stomach cancer must be quite strong to be given life as a dragon

FancyMichael · (Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:43 pm)

Looks like one less gay dude on my planet earth.

ALDP · (Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:31 pm)

You cruel awful brute!

Action Hank · (Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:33 pm)

Mike, why do you love cancer so much?

Spamdini · (Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:13 pm)

Because he hates freedom
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YES · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:37 am)

Guys here is my 45 year old Utils impersonation i hope u like it

Guys here is my 45 year old Utils impersonation i hope you like it

White Neighbor: "Hello sir. I would like to take you and your family into my home to help ease the horrible situation you unwillingly find yourself in. Would you do me the honor of being guests in my home?"

Father of black family: "Do you have animal porn?"

Neighbor (most likely with stunned look): "Why no sir, I don't."

Father of black family: "Then no we won't. Take your pity elsewhere."

ALDP · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:26 am)

Every once in a while the hellish kaleidoscope that is Matthew Outland's posting settles on something timeless and beautiful

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:33 pm)

The way I once put it (paraphrasing): every time Outland posts, its either a foul ball (98%) or a home run (2%). He always swings, and he always hits, but he doesn't hit singles!

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:35 pm)

For comparison, Ace's posts attempting to be funny: little bitch Little League kid swinging wildly and missing, and losing grip on the bat so that it flies out of his hand and through a car window.

FancyMichael · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:27 pm)

I'm like Barry Bonds.

Theldorrin · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:37 pm)

Your posts are only good due to fraud?
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FancyMichael · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:31 pm)

I'm like Babe Ruth.

ALDP · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:35 pm)

Only because you're fat like him!

Magic Juan · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:37 pm)

fat and gay

ALDP · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:42 pm)

The Babe Ruth of sucking dick

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:03 pm)

ALDP is Lou Gehrig, and you know what that means!

Theldorrin · (Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:05 pm)

I wish we were comparing posters to people I knew about.
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