Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

Haha, I cancelled Blockbuster.com a few days ago, and now my membership is going insane.

According to my email, there are SEVEN movies that have been shipped (my subscription gives me three), including a movie (Bruno) that DOESN'T COME OUT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.

Meanwhile, under "At Home" it shows 9 "blank" rows, and then Nausicaa at the bottom (which says "Processing"). Most of the movies supposedly on their way are still under the queue, and a few of them have a "Long Wait." Huh?

Then I got an email three days ago saying that I have infinite store trade-ins until the end of the year.

But under My Account, it says this:
"Current Exchange Balance

Remaining: 4
Used: 1

Movie(s) Exchanged For This Month:

National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Observe and Report"

I love it. "Used: 1".

Wow! I should quit every month.

It's like some crazy gremlin guy got into their database!!!

First up, in my mail today when I get home, should be Bowel's Moving Asshole.

I guess we'll see how this unfolds!

[Magic Juan]

National Treasure 2? Really?

[Fagzilla]

I am willing to give Nicholas Cage an infinite number of chances.

[Derek Payne]

Nicholas Cage makes very bad movies that are entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

[Fagzilla]

That's kind of what I meant.

[Servbot]

His hair is a bird, you know.

[Action Hank]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo&feature=player_embedded

[Magic Juan]

I don't really feel like being a total asshole, but yes, Nicholas Cage is the best, and that Wicker Man video has been circulated a million times since 1995. I just think that National Treasure 2 is probably inherently joyless considering Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans comes out so soon.

[Sporkism]

Nicholas Cage is so awesome. Whether he's in retarded shitfests like Ghost Rider or Knowing, or in something actually great like Adaptation or The Weather Man, I still love him.
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[bitter gigatron]

Isn't this dude broke now?

[Magic Juan]

National Treasure ranks as so bad it's not even good, alongside with Twilight. I saw both of those shit faced drunk, expecting a lolfest, and all I got was "There's a map....on the back of the constitution!"

[Sporkism]

I think the new Twilight will be hilarious, but maybe they just give away all the funny parts in the previews.
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[ALDP]

Yeah a lot of movies are so bad they're bad.

In fact, a lot of Nicolas Cage movies are so bad they're just bad! I don't regret seeing Ghost Rider in theater but I don't feel great about it either.

BAD LIEUTENANT 2 looks awesome and I need to download Bad Lieutenant 1!

[Derek Payne]

When you tell people that National Treasure 2 is about an aztec city of gold buried under Mount Rushmore, they usually don't believe you.

[bitter gigatron]

I think you guys are being Hadron Nickolas Cage.

[YES]

I HOPE HE'S NOT A SOUTHERNER

[Magic Juan]

I went to see Twilight in theaters to make fun of it but it was literally without any sort of enjoyment. It literally was awful in every cinematographic category and the acting was so terrible that it just became uninteresting.

[Bladtman]

family man was good

I watched face/off again a few years ago and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered

I really don't see how he's broke considering he's in a minimum 3 movies a year

[Theldorrin]

Didn't he lose all of his money from that Madoff thing?

I bet a lot of celebs lost a ton of money on that, because they're well off while also being particularly unintelligent.
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[Action Hank]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20320550,00.html