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Broseph Brostar
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:10 pm)
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Man, I don't want to see the word smegma every time I come here!
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Vinny
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(Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:13 pm)
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I have one that broke through my gum perfectly and is basically fine but ITS JUST STICKING OUT THERE READY TO BE RIPPED OUT WITH PLIERS.

I wish I could numb my fucking head and yank out all my teeth.
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Vinny
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(Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:12 pm)
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A portion of my friends likes to assign their friends to certain roles in TV shows and movies they like. It's kind of gay, actually, but I never put too much thought into it.

It basically works like this. My high school's STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT, the guy that throws all the parties and is the center who brings all our friends together, assigns himself the protagonist. Whoever the guy who played Van Wilder, he plays that guy in every movie or some character who bangs a bunch of chicks.

His girlfriend is the giant slut in a movie. It's weird, and it stems from him and the rest of us making whore jokes at her expense while he was secretly courting her. I guess he felt he couldn't stop trashing her just because they were dating.

The rest is less STATIC. KlanMeister is either some weird guy or a giant asshole. That one guy I knifed also fulfills the same role, or he's always the worst character because all my friends despise him. I don't even dislike him and I cut him.

I usually don't have a role. If I do, its relational. If the giant asshole character gets punched by some guy, that's me. Otherwise I'm no one.

THE TRUTH IS I'm pretty sure I'm just some fat guy and they don't mention it around me. Not that I'm not the butt of fat jokes, it's just that fat guys in movies are boring and that's a far worse crime.

Except Bluto Blutarsky, I guess.
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L Ron Butterfly
I take pop music pretty seriously.
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(Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:38 am)
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I don't even dislike him and I cut him.
Vinny
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(Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:57 pm)
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druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk
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Vinny
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(Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:53 pm)
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I ... AM ... RUUUUUUUUDE!
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(Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:53 am)
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Vinny, come to Korea. I can't guarantee a ticket BACK, but I CAN give you a ticket here!
Vinny
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(Sat May 16, 2009 4:33 pm)
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I am wracked in pain from what is apparently an ulcer.

I need a gun to blow my brains out.
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Vinny
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(Fri May 22, 2009 7:07 pm)
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It wasn't an ulcer. I was in the hospital for a week with more gall stones that exploded my pancreas.

The best/worst thing is that the doctor said there's no stopping the gall stones from forming, but they did cut a bigger hole in my body so they could SQUEEZE THROUGH EASIER.
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Fri May 22, 2009 7:12 pm)
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I like that destroying your body further was the best they could do.
L Ron Butterfly
I take pop music pretty seriously.
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(Fri May 22, 2009 7:36 pm)
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Vinny, if you complete a novel and it's halfway decent, the inevitable fact that you will die at a ridiculously young age could work to your advantage.
Fagzilla
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(Fri May 22, 2009 7:40 pm)
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Poor fucking Vinny.

Jesus Christ.
Vinny
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:44 am)
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Man, I went to Auburn, Alabama for a FOOTBALL GAME and I saw this.


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BigJoeMex
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:15 am)
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Oh boy. Did you enter?


Some guy here tried to open an "anime maid" cafe, except it was this awkward two-story house with way too many rooms, no A/C and this depressing pregnant bitch working on the orders.

It closed after a month, I believe.
Theldorrin
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:06 am)
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I'm more amazed that he went all the way to Alabama for a football game.
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:02 am)
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What the fuck do you eat as a poor but huge man in west virginia?

a shitload of shit?
Engel242
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:15 am)
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A small part of me died upon seeing that picture.
Theldorrin
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:49 am)
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Also, doesn't Roly Poly mean a potato bug in that part of the country?
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:06 am)
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Roly polys aren't potato bugs, they're pill bugs.
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(Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:31 am)
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He said BUGS, not BEETLES, buttshit
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