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I am a sheep
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:20 pm)
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I was going to tell the first part of the joke, but decided that I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Sailor Bigglesworth
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
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(Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:07 pm)
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I always find it hilarious when the guy wants me to call out his name during sex. There's just something so retarded about that whole concept. One guy, we'll call him Scott, was fucking me doggy style and says 'say my name, say my name!' I just looked back at him and said 'Rick James?" and we both just died laughing.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:09 pm)
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Probably would have been more enjoyable for both of you to keep having sex.
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:19 pm)
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Laughter is the most important thing a human can experience, Matt.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:31 am)
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Laugh on my cock you lanky high yellow buttslut
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Sailor Bigglesworth
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(Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:23 pm)
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I saw Ponyo today, it's very cute, similar to My Neighbor Totoro. The dub is pretty good, about the same level as the other Disney/Ghibli dubs. What was really nice was that the theatre was actually full, and pretty much everyone there was with kids. Afterwards I got ice cream with a gay guy friend of mine and bitched about men. My life has become a Barbara Streisand song.
johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:50 pm)
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I have laughed alot during sex. Many different reasons 1 of them just being laughing for no reason at all. Also My wife wanted me to say "hulk smash" as I was cumming before so I did and so I made her say "clean up in aisle 9" after I came in her.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:03 am)
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Oh when I get into it I make a "serious" face and she will call me out on it and make one of her own to mock me so when I see that I will laugh.
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:35 pm)
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A couple weeks ago me and my girlfriend were watching The Room, and we had already been cuddling for a while during it so I was ready to go by the time it ended, and we started fucking as the credits started rolling, then that "You Are My Rose" song started playing halfway through the credits, and when it got to the part where the guy goes "you are my roseyou are my roseyou are my rooose" we both started cracking up and I lost my boner immediately. Come to think of it, I can't believe I managed to get horny at any point during that movie but I guess these things happen.
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:42 pm)
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Oh, did you guys get back together?
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
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(Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:56 pm)
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Didn't she cheat on you for years or something?
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:55 pm)
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She let her ex-boyfriend finger her when she was drunk, and I forgave her for it.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:12 am)
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I was trying to remember the FTU person with a girlfriend who is constantly getting fingered by other guys, I'm glad you had this exchange.
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LexysaurusRex
Joined: 31 May 2008
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(Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:33 pm)
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*bump*
LexysaurusRex
Joined: 31 May 2008
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(Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:18 pm)
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god damn it chris! stop posting as me!
ALDP
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(Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:28 pm)
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Hey Lexy, I'm done with basic training but have a couple weeks before they deploy me to Iran. I'm gonna want all my accounts back for a little while, I'll tell you the new password when I'm leaving.
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
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(Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:41 pm)
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*sigh* ALDP will be an experienced warrior before I will
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:10 am)
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Do you mean I'll succeed in obtaining a degree where you failed both in school and in forging one?
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:35 am)
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Sometimes I forget what computer I'm on!
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
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(Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:32 am)
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Mike Dunn made a big deal out of this and whined in chat about how his girlfriend betrayed him and how he hated how all of his friends reacted to it.

But I guess it wasn't a big deal after all.
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