Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

Yeah!

[Fagzilla]

Dear Gay Porn Synopsis:

I've been hearing lately about all the health benefits of eating raw garlic. Can you tell me more about this?

[Fagzilla]

Dear Fagzilla:

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It’s black on black as ass-pounders like Thugzilla and Troy hook up with the most talented cocksuckers and big-booty bottoms. The things these guys can do with their mouths and tongues are amazing! Big brown dicks are brought to the brink of ecstasy. And these oral masters can’t get enough as they stretch out gaping assholes for awesome pumping and grinding.

From tantalizing closeups of piledriving anal action and slobbering cocksucking to a steamy nude threeway in the showers, Smack Talkers is the real thing. Get off on five scenes of cock-hungry, hole-drilling action, and there’ll be no talkin’ shit about this sexy, talented, streetwise cast.

[FancyMichael]

Chris, I watched Lazytown for the first time the other day and I was incredibly disappointed. I thought there were more SONG AND DANCE NUMBERS.

[Fagzilla]

Dear FancyMichael:

You so horny, you so strong, me gonna love you all night long! These sweet, little Asian boys just love to get it on and ride the dragon! Step into the dragons lair and watch these boys ass pummeling and stuffing their mouths with hard dick! They won't stop until their milky cum has made its release!

[Theldorrin]

LOL! It's like the Onion!

[Fagzilla]

This thread is a disaster.

Guys, all I wanted was an excuse to post gay porn synopses.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Dear Gay Porn Synopsis:

Every so often, the skin at the bottom corners of my fingernails becomes sensitive and peels. It can be very painful, especially since I wash dishes for a living. Does this happen to everybody? What can be done about it?

[cloacal kiss]

I liked this thread a lot so it came as an immense relief when Chris called it a disaster and kowtowed to Theldorrin like a sweet little Asian boy

[cloacal kiss]

i am holding a mystical sphere
it's direct from lhasa
where people are rolling in the snow
far from the world we know

Children we have it right here
It's the light in my eyes
It's perfection and grace
It's the smile on my face

And tonight when I chase the dragon
The water may turn to cherry wine
and the silver will turn to gold
time out of mind
time out of mind

[YES]

why do asians kowtow so much?

[johnbuisthegreat]

showing 999 threads and posts per page is alot...

[Fagzilla]

Some faggot on VegettoEX's board is careful to italicize the word manga every time he uses it in a post.

I love shit like that, where a person demonstrates something that allows you to instantly know that you will never, ever want to have anything to do with them.

[Fagzilla]

I've decided to make this my "B" journal thread.

[Supah Ted]

whats teh link?

[Fagzilla]

So, I just found out, turns out I have to fix some old asshole's computer this weekend.

Well I don't HAVE to, but I agreed to.

The fix may take anywhere from 15 minutes to rapingly long, but let's hope for 15 minutes.

I stupidly told him I'd do it for 30 bucks because I'm always selling myself short. When people go "HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?" I have a hard time not-lowballing myself.

I don't know if I appreciate my boss renting me out to people like a whore, but then again, in this economy??!?

[Fagzilla]

The World Series of Poker Main Event starts in twenty minutes!!!!!!!

[Theldorrin]

Yeah, that's a nightmare because 90% of the time it will take 5 minutes, and the other 10% there's actually genuinely something wrong with it.

[Fagzilla]

Something is wrong with his Java.

lololol

No literally, that's what the problem is.

Am I right to say that Java is kind of a piece of shit?

Every single piece of Java-based software I have ever used has been slightly buggy in the BEST case, and Java itself seems to give Windows diarrhea.

[Fagzilla]

I don't know Theldorrin's opinion of Java. He either regards it very highly or very lowly. It's one of those extremes.

God help me if it's the former!