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Worst Gay News nightmare
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Biggest Gay News nightmare
Instead of incinerating the bodies like he's supposed to, a crematorium owner in The South stacked over 300 corpses in sheds or just threw them somewhere until his back yard resembled something out of Berserk.
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The guy who kept exotic creatures in his apartment as free roaming pets. One day a spider bit him, and all the creatures proceeded to gorge on his corpse. Tarantulas carried off chunks of his flesh to their webs. Also, there was a lizard named Helmut.
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A woman had an abortion, but somebody must have screwed up because when she got home and went to the bathroom later that night, a dead baby plopped down into the toilet.
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A woman who probably wanted to pass away peacefully in her sleep fell under an escalator and died that way instead.
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Derek Payne
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(Fri May 15, 2009 11:30 am)
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What about the 30 year old pedophile who pretended to be a 7th grader. He'll always be my favorite gay news star.
Big Fagot
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(Fri May 15, 2009 12:26 pm)
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And the guy who built a hiding space under a girl's bed and lived in the home owned by his victim's parents in secret while fucking her.
Fagzilla
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(Fri May 15, 2009 12:32 pm)
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Please, just post that one, and the monkey one!

(HOW DID I MISS THESE??!?)
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
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(Fri May 15, 2009 5:01 pm)
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That one can't be real.

I just... I don't believe it.

POST OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Fri May 15, 2009 5:04 pm)
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I don't know why that story seems less believable than any of this other shit, but there's just too many questions.

What was the space under the bed like? Did he have a TV and a mini fridge and shit, or did he just sit there in the dark with nothing, waiting to stick his DICK in and fuck it to hell every night? Did he have a job that he would leave for during the day? HOW DID HE GET IN-N-OUT (burger) WITHOUT BEING NOTICED.
Seru
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(Fri May 15, 2009 5:42 pm)
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Whatever, I just voted for Berserk.
Vinny
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(Fri May 15, 2009 6:18 pm)
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God, that story sounds incredible. HE WAS A REAL LIFE BOOGIE MAN.

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Clotho
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(Fri May 15, 2009 11:44 pm)
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This should be no#1
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sat May 16, 2009 8:06 am)
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I agree, that's no #1.
Clotho
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(Sat May 16, 2009 5:32 pm)
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This is my only reaction to that comment.

Theldorrin
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(Sat May 16, 2009 5:57 pm)
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That's your reaction to everything, you retard!
Sporkism
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(Sat May 16, 2009 7:15 pm)
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Someone make that his CT.
Big Fagot
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(Sat May 16, 2009 7:43 pm)
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A fugitive paedophile seduced a girl of 12 then secretly lived under her bed for three months.

Scott Jennings, 22, cut a hole in the bottom of the youngster's divan and used it as a secret den. He then systematically abused her, a court heard.

The girl's mother was 'totally unaware' of his presence because he would hide whenever she was about to come into the room.

Jennings, of Ashton-under-Lyne, Manchester, met the girl on a bus in November last year.

He began talking to her and persuaded her to give him her mobile phone number, Minshull Street Crown Court, Manchester, heard.

But when they met again, Jennings said he was on the run from police and needed somewhere to live.

The girl was always aware of his true age, the court heard. Jennings - who was wanted for a minor offence - managed to sneak into the girl's house without being noticed.

He cut a hole in the bottom section of the bed and removed some of the wooden slats so he could hide there.

Jennings managed to sneak about the house undetected for three months, the court heard.

The alarm was raised in January this year, when the girl left a note saying she had left home and that her parents need not worry.

Police went to the house and the girl's ten-year-old sister confessed that Jennings had been hiding in the 12-year-old's bed.

Jennings was found with the child at a flat in Fallowfield, Manchester, later the same day.

He denied abducting her and any sexual involvement, but admitted he had been living at the address for three months. He was jailed for two years and three months after he pleaded guilty to two counts of rape and one of sexual assault.

He was also ordered to sign the sex offenders' register for ten years and banned from working with children.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Wed May 20, 2009 5:44 am)
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my daddy ate my eyes
Roy
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(Wed May 20, 2009 7:59 am)
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Fuck, that story would have been a lot better if the girl didn't know the guy at all, and one night he just suddenly sprang out from under the bed and molested her.
L Ron Butterfly
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(Wed May 20, 2009 8:01 am)
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It's so retarded how they charged him with rape even though the girl was complicit in the entire affair.
Servbot
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(Wed May 20, 2009 9:32 am)
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That's called statutory rape when the "victim" consents though unfortunately is underaged.
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