Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Mike Dunn]

Question #1: The Viking God Oden (who has just been discovered to be the real god) Has come down from his hall up High and informs you of the following event. It seems that someone in the world is about to die, nothing can change this except one thing, and that thing is for you to get fucked up the ass by a huge black cock. He explains that the force of his cock pounding into your RECTUM creates a ripple effect that somehow is enough, that when the ripple hit's this person thats about to die, it stops whatever kills them. You ask who the person is but Oden refuses to tell you anything about them. Then Oden proposes the question, do you want to save this person?

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer? B

Why? People die all the time. If it was gonna be a whole bunch of people maybe I might possibly consider valiantly letting Odin fuck my butt, but one person? Fuck that guy.


Question #2: A female Elf appears, her forrest is dying, she explains that if the forrest die's, then her entire Village (5,000+ elves) will die, the only thing that will save the Forrest is to place a Human's Cock in the Tree of light. She explains that you would have 2 options, you will either have to live in the tree of light for the rest of your life (You could never leave it and in which that case, the cock would expire when you die and they would need a new one), or, you would have to cut your penis off and place it in the tree (it would last for a very long time before they needed a new one). She goes on to explain that this would be a huge sacrifice, and that if you were willing to cut your penis off, she would only need 4 inches of it (your cock is 6 inches) and that she would only take what was needed. Furthermore, if you were to sacrifice your cock in anyway, she would be your wife and pleasure you in whatever way she was able for the rest of your life. What do you do?

A: Yes, I will cut my Penis off and place it in the tree of light
B: Yes, but I will live in the tree of light untill I die
C: No, I will not help your people

Answer? C

Why? I don't want to be tied down to some elf chick who cut my wang off for my entire life. What if I decide to leave her? What am I gonna do then with my two inch wang? Fuck that, she can probably find some other sucker to save her village.

Question #3: You and your brother have been connected at the chest for all of your life (siamese Twins) you share a Heart and can not be seperated. Your brother is about to shoot and kill a random person just for fun, what do you do?

A: Take the gun from him and kill him before he kills the person
B: Take the gun from him and turn him into the police
C: Join in
D: Do nothing

Answer? None of the above.

Why? I would take the gun from him and punch him in the face, try and talk some sense into him, but I definitely wouldn't turn him into the police.

Question #4: You are forced by a Dark elf to perform one of the following sex Act's on your Mother, she is 40, no matter what you choose, you must shoot your gravy inside of her (unless otherwise noted), which do you want to do?

A: Fuck your Mother in the Pussy
B: Fuck your Mother in the Ass
C: Have your Mom suck your Cock
D: Eat your Mom's Pussy (No Gravy)
E: Eat your Mom's Asshole (No Gravy)
F: Have your Mom Eat your Asshole (No Gravy)

Answer? C

Why? I don't want to have to thrust my dick into my mother, nor do I want to put my lips or tongue anywhere near her genital area.

Question #5: Gorgan of the Lizard Clan has Kidnapped your best friend Carl (who is gay) and wants to Rape him, he agree's to release Carl without Raping him, but only if you eat Gorgan's Shit. If you do not eat Gorgan's Shit, he will Rape him and cut off one of his fingers, but still release him afterwords. What do you do?

A: Let Carl Get Raped and have one of his fingers cut off
B: Eat Gorgan's Shit and Save Carl from Rape and Mutilation


Answer? A

Why? If he really made a big deal about it, I guess I might cut off my own finger just to compensate, but no way am I gonna eat demon shit.


Question #6: You see 2 Homeless men fighting over a Can of pork N Beans they found in the Trash, they give you the Can and tell you to decide who get's it. The First man named BOB who is homeless but still kinda fat says he own's the can and that he just accidently dropped it, he gives you the recipt from where he bought it. The Second Man named Jerry is so thin his bones are clearly showing, says that he found the Can of beans right behind his 5 Star house boat, he shows you a picture ripped out of the Magizine with a crude drawing pencil drawing of a can of beans next to the boat. Who do you give the Can of Beans to.

A: Bob
B: Jerry
C: Eat them yourself
D: Buy both of them McDonalds


Answer? A

Why? Jerry has a 5 star houseboat. He needs to get his priorities straight and buy some food. Plus it seems like it's rightfully Bob's, based on the evidence.

Question #7: You have 1 body but 2 heads, one head is you but the other head is a Retarded female head, your 2nd Girl head has a long neck and great flixability, she also just so happens to get great pleasure out of sucking things, long smooth things... So, would you do it?

A: Hell fuck yeah yes!!!
B: No Way doode!!!



Answer? A

Why? According to Roe v. Wade, if the retarded head is attached to my body then I should be able to do whatever I want with it.