Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:28 am)

DARE was like a commercial for LSD.

YES · (Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:59 am)

FUCK YOU PUNKASSS

EAT MY SHIT, SOUTHERNER

8 bit orgy · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:33 am)

Mindfuck Theater continues:

"I heard about 2 seconds later a close intense LOUD hishing-whooshing sound, as if something passed over head and down. Then in THAT moment I thought, "Who's firing an illegal-grade bottle rocket". Upon hearing a second LOUD boom that shook the ground enough to notice, not violently, I thought, "Oh My God, has a house blown up?"."

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/067/S67550.html

8 bit orgy · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:38 am)

" I have no idea what it was, but it DID scare the crap out of me. MY gf's son said "what is that?" and all I could say was "I have no idea."

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/069/S69083.html

8 bit orgy · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:44 am)

"With my past military experience I would say this craft traveling at this low altitude is undetectible by radar. this instantly raced through my mind. I dont know why."

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/068/S68080.html

Servbot · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:30 am)

Thanks to my past military experience,I would say that statement is full of shit.

L Ron Butterfly · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:28 pm)

" I have no idea what it was, but it DID scare the crap out of me. MY gf's son said "what is that?" and all I could say was "I have no idea."

Any man who would lower himself to help raise another man's child has no credibility on any subject whatsoever.

8 bit orgy · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:36 pm)

How much credibility would YOU have?

L Ron Butterfly · (Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:59 pm)

Well, I'm not about to devote my energy to helping some other guy advance his genetic influence, submitting to his alpha-male superiority, so in any event, more than that guy.

8 bit orgy · (Fri May 08, 2009 12:27 am)

"I then heard this loud humming noise….WOOoooWoooWOOoooWOOooo. I looked towards the noise that was coming from behind the house. I was frozen at what I saw. There were double twin light beams coming from the sky, directly down to the ground. The light was not dissipated as a flash light would be. The beams were moving up and down within the beam itself. There was both the noise and the double twin beams happening at the same time. "

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/069/S69540.html

8 bit orgy · (Fri May 08, 2009 12:36 am)

"sound of a loud charge like you use to hear in the old frankenstein movies."

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/069/S69452.html

8 bit orgy · (Fri May 08, 2009 12:40 am)

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/069/S69021.html

" remember that occasionally the abductors would speak to each other, always in a high-pitched, rushed sort of way."

8 bit orgy · (Fri May 08, 2009 12:40 am)

"Made a similar noise to that made when wobbling a large piece of board or card."

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/068/S68405.html

8 bit orgy · (Fri May 08, 2009 12:45 am)

"The noise, however, did not stop."

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/066/S66258.html

8 bit orgy · (Tue May 19, 2009 2:30 am)

There is this show about "ghost hunters" on AE called Paranormal State.

What amuses me about "ghost whisperers" is that they are all-too-willing to believe in things like "contracts with werewolves" and are eager to communicate with dead relatives and open portals to hell in people's computer rooms, yet, UFOs strike fear into even their hearts.

I absolutely detest the program, but this episode hits some amusing chords.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysw0997EJ5g

SuperPsaturn · (Tue May 19, 2009 11:14 am)

Ghost Hunters is inspiring because it teaches me that no matter how useless and retarded and fake the service you provide is there are still people who will pay you to do it and maybe even make a fucking show about you.

YES · (Wed May 20, 2009 5:04 am)

aliens in vietnam and american society would explain a lot

Magic Juan · (Thu May 21, 2009 8:13 am)

What do amusing chords sound like?

Fagzilla · (Sat May 23, 2009 1:54 am)

DISCLOSURE NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

It's coming fucking soon, I bet.

Fagzilla · (Sat May 23, 2009 1:54 am)

This is a transcript of the speech Obama will make to the American people, introducing the alien presence:

My fellow Americans: Aliens are grey guys with big eyes. They look extremely fucking similar to humans but short and their two eyes which are in the middle part of the front of their head (they have heads) are big and bug-like. They're naked and fragile and made of meat, and they have to walk around. They walk around on the ground with their fucking feet, where they can trip and step on shit. Aliens have meaty bodies, and if you stab them with a sharp rock you find on the ground, they will bleed and die because they never thought of that happening to them. Aliens are naked and look like people, but they have big eyes, and aliens can fly faster than light. Thank you, and God bless America.