Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

Copy and Paste this test in your Replay and fill in the Answers.

NOTE: Not answering a question truthfully, or answering in a "FUNNY" way is a super cowardly thing to do, like I said before, only real men can take this test, only men with nutsacks and courage!!!


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Jon's Ultimate Personality Test #2

Question #1: The Viking God Oden (who has just been discovered to be the real god) Has come down from his hall up High and informs you of the following event. It seems that someone in the world is about to die, nothing can change this except one thing, and that thing is for you to get fucked up the ass by a huge black cock. He explains that the force of his cock pounding into your RECTUM creates a ripple effect that somehow is enough, that when the ripple hit's this person thats about to die, it stops whatever kills them. You ask who the person is but Oden refuses to tell you anything about them. Then Oden proposes the question, do you want to save this person?

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer?

Why?


Question #2: A female Elf appears, her forrest is dying, she explains that if the forrest die's, then her entire Village (5,000+ elves) will die, the only thing that will save the Forrest is to place a Human's Cock in the Tree of light. She explains that you would have 2 options, you will either have to live in the tree of light for the rest of your life (You could never leave it and in which that case, the cock would expire when you die and they would need a new one), or, you would have to cut your penis off and place it in the tree (it would last for a very long time before they needed a new one). She goes on to explain that this would be a huge sacrifice, and that if you were willing to cut your penis off, she would only need 4 inches of it (your cock is 6 inches) and that she would only take what was needed. Furthermore, if you were to sacrifice your cock in anyway, she would be your wife and pleasure you in whatever way she was able for the rest of your life. What do you do?

A: Yes, I will cut my Penis off and place it in the tree of light
B: Yes, but I will live in the tree of light untill I die
C: No, I will not help your people

Answer?

Why?

Question #3: You and your brother have been connected at the chest for all of your life (siamese Twins) you share a Heart and can not be seperated. Your brother is about to shoot and kill a random person just for fun, what do you do?

A: Take the gun from him and kill him before he kills the person
B: Take the gun from him and turn him into the police
C: Join in
D: Do nothing

Answer?

Why?

Question #4: You are forced by a Dark elf to perform one of the following sex Act's on your Mother, she is 40, no matter what you choose, you must shoot your gravy inside of her (unless otherwise noted), which do you want to do?

A: Fuck your Mother in the Pussy
B: Fuck your Mother in the Ass
C: Have your Mom suck your Cock
D: Eat your Mom's Pussy (No Gravy)
E: Eat your Mom's Asshole (No Gravy)
F: Have your Mom Eat your Asshole (No Gravy)

Answer?

Why?

Question #5: Gorgan of the Lizard Clan has Kidnapped your best friend Carl (who is gay) and wants to Rape him, he agree's to release Carl without Raping him, but only if you eat Gorgan's Shit. If you do not eat Gorgan's Shit, he will Rape him and cut off one of his fingers, but still release him afterwords. What do you do?

A: Let Carl Get Raped and have one of his fingers cut off
B: Eat Gorgan's Shit and Save Carl from Rape and Mutilation


Answer?

Why?


Question #6: You see 2 Homeless men fighting over a Can of pork N Beans they found in the Trash, they give you the Can and tell you to decide who get's it. The First man named BOB who is homeless but still kinda fat says he own's the can and that he just accidently dropped it, he gives you the recipt from where he bought it. The Second Man named Jerry is so thin his bones are clearly showing, says that he found the Can of beans right behind his 5 Star house boat, he shows you a picture ripped out of the Magizine with a crude drawing pencil drawing of a can of beans next to the boat. Who do you give the Can of Beans to.

A: Bob
B: Jerry
C: Eat them yourself
D: Buy both of them McDonalds


Answer?

Why?

Question #7: You have 1 body but 2 heads, one head is you but the other head is a Retarded female head, your 2nd Girl head has a long neck and great flixability, she also just so happens to get great pleasure out of sucking things, long smooth things... So, would you do it?

A: Hell fuck yeah yes!!!
B: No Way doode!!!



Answer?

Why?

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer?
Yes!

Why?
Whatever, I might like it. I've never been fucked in the ass before but I'll try anything once! And if it's to save a life, so much the better. But really, it's because I'd probably get a lot of publicity/attention for it.



A: Yes, I will cut my Penis off and place it in the tree of light
B: Yes, but I will live in the tree of light untill I die
C: No, I will not help your people

Answer?
A

Why?
If I still get to keep 2 inches, who cares? That's at least something. Plus, the elf chick will pleasure me. I'm assuming the elf chick is super hot. I'll probably end up getting more WOMAN than I would have WITH my cock.



A: Take the gun from him and kill him before he kills the person
B: Take the gun from him and turn him into the police
C: Join in
D: Do nothing

Answer?
B

Why?
If he kills the guy, we're BOTH going to jail. SO obviously I can't let him do that. B is pretty obvious. I don't really understand what this question is getting at.



A: Fuck your Mother in the Pussy
B: Fuck your Mother in the Ass
C: Have your Mom suck your Cock
D: Eat your Mom's Pussy (No Gravy)
E: Eat your Mom's Asshole (No Gravy)
F: Have your Mom Eat your Asshole (No Gravy)

Answer?
A

Why?
Basically I just consider A to be the least demeaning of those choices.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Question #1: The Viking God Oden (who has just been discovered to be the real god) Has come down from his hall up High and informs you of the following event. It seems that someone in the world is about to die, nothing can change this except one thing, and that thing is for you to get fucked up the ass by a huge black cock. He explains that the force of his cock pounding into your RECTUM creates a ripple effect that somehow is enough, that when the ripple hit's this person thats about to die, it stops whatever kills them. You ask who the person is but Oden refuses to tell you anything about them. Then Oden proposes the question, do you want to save this person?

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer? B

Why? Greg Oden is just a basketball player. He probably just wants to fuck me in the ass.


Question #2: A female Elf appears, her forrest is dying, she explains that if the forrest die's, then her entire Village (5,000+ elves) will die, the only thing that will save the Forrest is to place a Human's Cock in the Tree of light. She explains that you would have 2 options, you will either have to live in the tree of light for the rest of your life (You could never leave it and in which that case, the cock would expire when you die and they would need a new one), or, you would have to cut your penis off and place it in the tree (it would last for a very long time before they needed a new one). She goes on to explain that this would be a huge sacrifice, and that if you were willing to cut your penis off, she would only need 4 inches of it (your cock is 6 inches) and that she would only take what was needed. Furthermore, if you were to sacrifice your cock in anyway, she would be your wife and pleasure you in whatever way she was able for the rest of your life. What do you do?

A: Yes, I will cut my Penis off and place it in the tree of light
B: Yes, but I will live in the tree of light untill I die
C: No, I will not help your people

Answer? C

Why? Fuck elves.

Question #3: You and your brother have been connected at the chest for all of your life (siamese Twins) you share a Heart and can not be seperated. Your brother is about to shoot and kill a random person just for fun, what do you do?

A: Take the gun from him and kill him before he kills the person
B: Take the gun from him and turn him into the police
C: Join in
D: Do nothing

Answer? D

Why? If he gets the death penalty, then I get the whole body to myself. Besides, I'm not sure if I could take the gun from him. I might only be able to control one arm. If I failed, he could kill me and get the body to himself.

Question #4: You are forced by a Dark elf to perform one of the following sex Act's on your Mother, she is 40, no matter what you choose, you must shoot your gravy inside of her (unless otherwise noted), which do you want to do?

A: Fuck your Mother in the Pussy
B: Fuck your Mother in the Ass
C: Have your Mom suck your Cock
D: Eat your Mom's Pussy (No Gravy)
E: Eat your Mom's Asshole (No Gravy)
F: Have your Mom Eat your Asshole (No Gravy)

Answer? C

Why? It's the least traumatic option.

Question #5: Gorgan of the Lizard Clan has Kidnapped your best friend Carl (who is gay) and wants to Rape him, he agree's to release Carl without Raping him, but only if you eat Gorgan's Shit. If you do not eat Gorgan's Shit, he will Rape him and cut off one of his fingers, but still release him afterwords. What do you do?

A: Let Carl Get Raped and have one of his fingers cut off
B: Eat Gorgan's Shit and Save Carl from Rape and Mutilation


Answer? A

Why? Carl probably wants to get fucked in the ass if he's gay.


Question #6: You see 2 Homeless men fighting over a Can of pork N Beans they found in the Trash, they give you the Can and tell you to decide who get's it. The First man named BOB who is homeless but still kinda fat says he own's the can and that he just accidently dropped it, he gives you the recipt from where he bought it. The Second Man named Jerry is so thin his bones are clearly showing, says that he found the Can of beans right behind his 5 Star house boat, he shows you a picture ripped out of the Magizine with a crude drawing pencil drawing of a can of beans next to the boat. Who do you give the Can of Beans to.

A: Bob
B: Jerry
C: Eat them yourself
D: Buy both of them McDonalds


Answer? A

Why? Jerry could just sell his boat and buy his own fucking beans.

Question #7: You have 1 body but 2 heads, one head is you but the other head is a Retarded female head, your 2nd Girl head has a long neck and great flixability, she also just so happens to get great pleasure out of sucking things, long smooth things... So, would you do it?

A: Hell fuck yeah yes!!!
B: No Way doode!!!



Answer? B

Why? Taking advantage of retards is immoral.

[Theldorrin]

I'm already tired of this.

[Seru]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test #2

Question #1: The Viking God Oden blah blah blah.

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer?

A.

Why?

It saves a life. Plus Odin is a tricky dick so the person I save will no doubt be related to me.

Question #2: A female Elf appears and blah blah blah.

A: Yes, I will cut my Penis off and place it in the tree of light
B: Yes, but I will live in the tree of light untill I die
C: No, I will not help your people

Answer?

A.

Why?

It saves 5000 lives. That's good enough for me. Plus nub sex with an elf is a delightful bonus.

Question #3: You and your brother have been connected at the chest for all of your life (siamese Twins) you share a Heart and can not be seperated. Your brother is about to shoot and kill a random person just for fun, what do you do?

A: Take the gun from him and kill him before he kills the person
B: Take the gun from him and turn him into the police
C: Join in
D: Do nothing

Answer?

B.

Why?

I think it's obvious.

Question #4: You are forced by a Dark elf to perform one of the following sex Act's on your Mother, she is 40, no matter what you choose, you must shoot your gravy inside of her (unless otherwise noted), which do you want to do?

A: Fuck your Mother in the Pussy
B: Fuck your Mother in the Ass
C: Have your Mom suck your Cock
D: Eat your Mom's Pussy (No Gravy)
E: Eat your Mom's Asshole (No Gravy)
F: Have your Mom Eat your Asshole (No Gravy)

Answer?

C.

Why?

It's like one of my Japanese animes!

Seriously though, at least I could mentally remove myself from the situation

Question #5: Gorgan of the Lizard Clan has Kidnapped your best friend Carl (who is gay) and wants to Rape him, he agree's to release Carl without Raping him, but only if you eat Gorgan's Shit. If you do not eat Gorgan's Shit, he will Rape him and cut off one of his fingers, but still release him afterwords. What do you do?

A: Let Carl Get Raped and have one of his fingers cut off
B: Eat Gorgan's Shit and Save Carl from Rape and Mutilation


Answer? A.

Why?

Sorry Carl, eating a lizard's shit could be potentially fatal. Plus you're gay so it's win win!

Question #6: You see 2 Homeless men fighting blah blah blah.

A: Bob
B: Jerry
C: Eat them yourself
D: Buy both of them McDonalds


Answer?

D.

Why?

I'm disgustingly charitable.

Question #7: You have 1 body but 2 heads, one head is you but the other head is a Retarded female head, your 2nd Girl head has a long neck and great flixability, she also just so happens to get great pleasure out of sucking things, long smooth things... So, would you do it?

A: Hell fuck yeah yes!!!
B: No Way doode!!!

Answer?

A.

Why?

Sure. It's like being able to suck your own dick anytime you want without the unpleasant aftertaste.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

An aftertaste you know well!

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

SUCH SURPRISING CARELESSNESS......

[Seru]

zzzzz

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Seriously, you COULDN'T POSSIBLY have just ended that post that way without knowing the danger you were putting yourself in.

[Seru]

*sawin' lawgs*

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Asleep eh?

I should slip my cock into your mouth and take a picture!

[Potatoes]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test #2

Question #1: The Viking God Oden (who has just been discovered to be the real god) Has come down from his hall up High and informs you of the following event. It seems that someone in the world is about to die, nothing can change this except one thing, and that thing is for you to get fucked up the ass by a huge black cock. He explains that the force of his cock pounding into your RECTUM creates a ripple effect that somehow is enough, that when the ripple hit's this person thats about to die, it stops whatever kills them. You ask who the person is but Oden refuses to tell you anything about them. Then Oden proposes the question, do you want to save this person?

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer? B

Why?i don't want black cock in my ass, and i don't trust norsemen


Question #2: A female Elf appears, her forrest is dying, she explains that if the forrest die's, then her entire Village (5,000+ elves) will die, the only thing that will save the Forrest is to place a Human's Cock in the Tree of light. She explains that you would have 2 options, you will either have to live in the tree of light for the rest of your life (You could never leave it and in which that case, the cock would expire when you die and they would need a new one), or, you would have to cut your penis off and place it in the tree (it would last for a very long time before they needed a new one). She goes on to explain that this would be a huge sacrifice, and that if you were willing to cut your penis off, she would only need 4 inches of it (your cock is 6 inches) and that she would only take what was needed. Furthermore, if you were to sacrifice your cock in anyway, she would be your wife and pleasure you in whatever way she was able for the rest of your life. What do you do?

A: Yes, I will cut my Penis off and place it in the tree of light
B: Yes, but I will live in the tree of light untill I die
C: No, I will not help your people

Answer? C

Why? little faggot forrest elves

Question #3: You and your brother have been connected at the chest for all of your life (siamese Twins) you share a Heart and can not be seperated. Your brother is about to shoot and kill a random person just for fun, what do you do?

A: Take the gun from him and kill him before he kills the person
B: Take the gun from him and turn him into the police
C: Join in
D: Do nothing

Answer? C

Why? he is my brother and i must help him any way i can.

Question #4: You are forced by a Dark elf to perform one of the following sex Act's on your Mother, she is 40, no matter what you choose, you must shoot your gravy inside of her (unless otherwise noted), which do you want to do?

A: Fuck your Mother in the Pussy
B: Fuck your Mother in the Ass
C: Have your Mom suck your Cock
D: Eat your Mom's Pussy (No Gravy)
E: Eat your Mom's Asshole (No Gravy)
F: Have your Mom Eat your Asshole (No Gravy)

Answer? A

Why? I've never fucked a fat chick before, and a boy's best friend is his mother.

Question #5: Gorgan of the Lizard Clan has Kidnapped your best friend Carl (who is gay) and wants to Rape him, he agree's to release Carl without Raping him, but only if you eat Gorgan's Shit. If you do not eat Gorgan's Shit, he will Rape him and cut off one of his fingers, but still release him afterwords. What do you do?

A: Let Carl Get Raped and have one of his fingers cut off
B: Eat Gorgan's Shit and Save Carl from Rape and Mutilation


Answer? A

Why? Carl iisn't that great of a friend and since he is gay he will like it probably.


Question #6: You see 2 Homeless men fighting over a Can of pork N Beans they found in the Trash, they give you the Can and tell you to decide who get's it. The First man named BOB who is homeless but still kinda fat says he own's the can and that he just accidently dropped it, he gives you the recipt from where he bought it. The Second Man named Jerry is so thin his bones are clearly showing, says that he found the Can of beans right behind his 5 Star house boat, he shows you a picture ripped out of the Magizine with a crude drawing pencil drawing of a can of beans next to the boat. Who do you give the Can of Beans to.

A: Bob
B: Jerry
C: Eat them yourself
D: Buy both of them McDonalds


Answer? C

Why? Most homeless are homeless by their own fault and a nigga's got to eat.

Question #7: You have 1 body but 2 heads, one head is you but the other head is a Retarded female head, your 2nd Girl head has a long neck and great flixability, she also just so happens to get great pleasure out of sucking things, long smooth things... So, would you do it?

A: Hell fuck yeah yes!!!
B: No Way doode!!!



Answer A

Why? HELL FUCK YEAH YES, she is retarded and nobody would believe her anyway, plus she is me so its just like masturbation.

[Bladtman]

Jon is pretty cool for slowly but surely getting everyone on the board to admit to being gay.

[Username]

I didn't read the quiz because w/e, but from what I've seen, nothing that people have answered has indicated gayness in any way

[Bladtman]

Question #1: The Viking God Oden blah blah blah.

A: Yes, I want to take Black Cock up my Ass
B: No, I do not want to save this person

Answer?

A.

Why?

It saves a life. Plus Odin is a tricky dick so the person I save will no doubt be related to me.

[Theldorrin]

You're gay.

[Seru]

I've been found out!

And I'm loving it!

[Bladtman]

i didnt read that post so w/e

[Action Hank]

Who's mother is fucking 40 years old?!! Did she fucking have me when she was 13? What a whore!

[Username]

Uh, I think you mean "whose"